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POW!! You will never have anymore courage. Theyu say mean things because they're too dumb to take my advice and play it, or they're just dumb.

 

I wish for a straightjacket and a Napoleon hat!!! Sacre' Bleu!

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The you attract all manner of unsavory French characters to you. They end up cannibalizing you in your sleep.

 

I wish I had a lifetime supply of invincible redcurrant pie.

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They sprout out of your back in a messy grotesque fashion. Your wingspan is 30ft. You can't get into your room. You end up eating pigeons for the rest of your short life.

 

I wish I had perfect vision.

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The you attract all manner of unsavory French characters to you. They end up cannibalizing you in your sleep.

 

I wish I had a lifetime supply of invincible redcurrant pie.

OMG!!!! MY GRANDMA WOULD EAT ME!!!!!!!

 

On the vision note, you'll go blind next year.

 

I wish for some cheesecake.

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You start and finish it. You get an F.

 

I wish today had 5 extra hours.

 

Me too, however...

 

the 5 extra hours are due to an alien attack slowing the earth's movement, destroying the moon, and wiping out most technology.

 

On the project wish, it's easy to start because you have to do it in a cage with the floor slowly opening over lava (Austin Powers style) and it will stop if you get the project done.

 

I wish to meet the Grim Reaper without dying.

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You meet him; he's a total bore. Talks on and on about this and that. You end up falling asleep for the duration of his visit. He gets so pissed he decides to make an early stop for you next year.

 

I wish for three more wishes.

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You meet him; he's a total bore. Talks on and on about this and that. You end up falling asleep for the duration of his visit. He gets so pissed he decides to make an early stop for you next year.

 

I wish for three more wishes.

You get them, but they too shall be corrupted.

 

I wish for a box that I can put anything inside and it will duplicate it flawlessly.

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You get a box, but I'm in it!!!Than you shall have many of me Mwahaha

 

I wish that Sasha was real and he'd go out with me(which would be sick considering the age difference, but he's so dang hot!)

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no, I wanna sing the song, just not do so dang dings and dongs. and Your sax always has a broken reed no matter what, Mwahaha.

 

I wish this kid none of you know would go to the dance next year with me.

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no, I wanna sing the song, just not do so dang dings and dongs. and Your sax always has a broken reed no matter what, Mwahaha.

 

I wish this kid none of you know would go to the dance next year with me.

 

Alright, but he gets a horrible case of the uglies.

 

I wish my project rocked HARD.

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