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Well, you get him. Can't corrupt those.

 

Get the basketball in the hoop for a PSP, Smon!

 

I wish I had the skills of an artist. (Wink.)

 

You get them, but they are the skills of picasso, and your art shall only be appreciated once you DIE.

 

I wish I had a the Cheat.

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You get them, and gangreen. Your hands fall off into your soup.

 

 

I wish I was immune to the common cold.

You are, but the common cold is the only thing stopping people from catching the uncommon cold, so you catch it, turn purple, your eyeballs boil and you explode.

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I wish I had a the Cheat.

 

You get it with too much salt, and the waiter refuses to refund you.

 

I wish for a pony. An ART PONY!

 

It's a pony chizzled onto a large rock that breaks our back in 3 places.

 

I wish Wrigley’s spearmint gum came in enormous size proportions.

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