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You get cat skills, like super sleeping all day abilaties and the power to lick your self for hours on end.

 

I wish eybrows had a sugar coating.

And then people would eat them.

 

I wish it was sunny out.

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You can speak French! Muahahaha!

 

I wish I could have an awesome dimming light in my bathroom.

 

Now you... now you... it EXPLODES!

 

I wish I could FLY!

 

(sorry, shinzuku. you need to start wishing)

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You wish for a billion dollars. And give it to me.

 

I wish more girls would join Cheez's RP. Wink.

 

They do, but they hate it.

 

I wish for annoying popup ads.

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Well, you get him. Can't corrupt those.

 

Get the basketball in the hoop for a PSP, Smon!

 

I wish I had the skills of an artist. (Wink.)

 

You get them, but they are the skills of picasso, and your art shall only be appreciated once you DIE.

 

I wish I had a the Cheat.

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You get them, and gangreen. Your hands fall off into your soup.

 

 

I wish I was immune to the common cold.

You are, but the common cold is the only thing stopping people from catching the uncommon cold, so you catch it, turn purple, your eyeballs boil and you explode.

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BLARGH!!!!!!

 

I wish for the nile again. Because my brain is tired.

 

MY WISH HAS NOT BEEN CORRPUTED YET!!!! oh well,

 

You get it, but you get sent to the depths of it chained to a rock.

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I wish I had a the Cheat.

 

You get it with too much salt, and the waiter refuses to refund you.

 

I wish for a pony. An ART PONY!

 

It's a pony chizzled onto a large rock that breaks our back in 3 places.

 

I wish Wrigley’s spearmint gum came in enormous size proportions.

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