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A CONVERSATION I, THEREALLYOKAR, JUST HAD.

 

 

TheRealLyokar: I have been stripped of my dignity, had a blanket thrown over my head, was violated with a bar of soap and thrown into the girls locker room.

vashkiller1000: :0

vashkiller1000: LAWLZ

TheRealLyokar: no

TheRealLyokar: its not lawlz

vashkiller1000: its real?

TheRealLyokar: a girl thought i was a girl, and dedicated a f*CENSORED FOR LUCASFORUMS*cking yaoi story to me.

vashkiller1000: XXXXDDDDDDDD

TheRealLyokar: that's the bar soap

TheRealLyokar: ok

TheRealLyokar: the girls locker room

TheRealLyokar: everyone on fanfiction.net thinks im a girl

vashkiller1000: :0

TheRealLyokar: the stripping, my friends think i'm ghey

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vashkiller1000: you were always gay weren't you

TheRealLyokar: bi, actually. xD <---JOKE. MAYBE. I'LL DECIDE MY SEXUALITY LATER

vashkiller1000: >_>

TheRealLyokar: SO YES

TheRealLyokar: OLD MAN PORN MAKES ME CRY

TheRealLyokar: AND NOW SOME IS DEDICATED TO ME.

vashkiller1000: :0

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My dumb idea of the day was to write this story where the cast and crew of Psychonauts discover these fanfictions. Poor Lili's crying into a Raz's side right now. Scott's like "WOHSHIZNO" and Schafer's about to make an annoucement from his monogramed recliner.

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IT'S FICTION, OKAY? I CAN HAVE THAT HAPPEN.

 

That was my plan.

 

But you cover your ass and cover it good. I'm talking metal assplates. With that type of **** there's a mighty... well, one freakin' fangirl that'll be pissed.

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My idea was a Psychonauts version of Next, that MTV dating show.

 

Sasha:I'm Sasha, I'm 35 and I'm looking for a girl to call my own. She has to have a smart mind, as well as a few good assets. I'm kinda strict, so if this girl's a slop, she'll have to clean herself up with a next!

~The Daters~

1.Hi, I'm Tessa and this boy scout won't next me once he see's my merit badges. ~wink~

2.I'm Veronica, and he can't next this sexy goth princess.

3. Hey, I'm Ashlee, and this guy wont next me because I'm the girl next door...who throws wild parties when her parents are home.

4. I'm Megan, this guy certainly won't next me cause I'm the hot one.

5. I'm Norelle, and with a name and a body like this, what man can resist?

 

TO BE CONTINUED, STUPID!

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