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Hmm, the plot thickens. How will you respond Cheez? Civil, or all out rage? It wasn't necisarry a badly written piece, just...out of character. Blandly put, the intentions were all off.

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Oh, wow. Burnz! Ouch, feel the sting! Sizzzle!

 

Sorry, I just can't get over how wonderful this is. Like, a comedy of errors, you know? Send her a nasty e-mail and straighten her out, eh? :D

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A CONVERSATION I, THEREALLYOKAR, JUST HAD.

 

 

TheRealLyokar: I have been stripped of my dignity, had a blanket thrown over my head, was violated with a bar of soap and thrown into the girls locker room.

vashkiller1000: :0

vashkiller1000: LAWLZ

TheRealLyokar: no

TheRealLyokar: its not lawlz

vashkiller1000: its real?

TheRealLyokar: a girl thought i was a girl, and dedicated a f*CENSORED FOR LUCASFORUMS*cking yaoi story to me.

vashkiller1000: XXXXDDDDDDDD

TheRealLyokar: that's the bar soap

TheRealLyokar: ok

TheRealLyokar: the girls locker room

TheRealLyokar: everyone on fanfiction.net thinks im a girl

vashkiller1000: :0

TheRealLyokar: the stripping, my friends think i'm ghey

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vashkiller1000: you were always gay weren't you

TheRealLyokar: bi, actually. xD <---JOKE. MAYBE. I'LL DECIDE MY SEXUALITY LATER

vashkiller1000: >_>

TheRealLyokar: SO YES

TheRealLyokar: OLD MAN PORN MAKES ME CRY

TheRealLyokar: AND NOW SOME IS DEDICATED TO ME.

vashkiller1000: :0

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Yah! I caused people to be mad!

 

I am suddenly getting flashbacks to the conversation I had to the wonderful Purple Squid (no that is not sarcasm) about Fred/Boyd.

 

Man, I hope Schafer surfs these boards.

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I have a non-fanfiction related story about gender confusion...

 

onceuponatimeIusedtosurfthekeenspotforumsandsomeonecalledmeaguyandIgotmadtheend.

The story of Purple Squid's life.

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It's dedicated... TO ME?!?!?!

Oh, ho!! That's just too good. What's next for you, are you going to prance through the meadow singing 'Danny Boy'? Mr. A-gay-fanfic-between-an-old-man-and-some-russain-german-psychonaut-was-dedicated-to-me??

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Darth.

 

I don't need any more gay propaganda at me. I get it.

 

I am giving FluffleNeCharke or whatever, 3 days to change it from she to he and have the story no longer dedicated to me before I just go all out GO TO HELL YOU NUB.

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I'm not Freddy goddamn Mercury. I'm not a damn homophobe either. As I've said to Mashi, I might be ghey myself. But it HURTS to see something as good as Psychonauts ruined by fans, it really does.

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My dumb idea of the day was to write this story where the cast and crew of Psychonauts discover these fanfictions. Poor Lili's crying into a Raz's side right now. Scott's like "WOHSHIZNO" and Schafer's about to make an annoucement from his monogramed recliner.

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IT'S FICTION, OKAY? I CAN HAVE THAT HAPPEN.

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My dumb idea of the day was to write this story where the cast and crew of Psychonauts discover these fanfictions. Poor Lili's crying into a Raz's side right now. Scott's like "WOHSHIZNO" and Schafer's about to make an annoucement from his monogramed recliner.

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IT'S FICTION, OKAY? I CAN HAVE THAT HAPPEN.

 

That was my plan.

 

But you cover your ass and cover it good. I'm talking metal assplates. With that type of **** there's a mighty... well, one freakin' fangirl that'll be pissed.

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My idea was a Psychonauts version of Next, that MTV dating show.

 

Sasha:I'm Sasha, I'm 35 and I'm looking for a girl to call my own. She has to have a smart mind, as well as a few good assets. I'm kinda strict, so if this girl's a slop, she'll have to clean herself up with a next!

~The Daters~

1.Hi, I'm Tessa and this boy scout won't next me once he see's my merit badges. ~wink~

2.I'm Veronica, and he can't next this sexy goth princess.

3. Hey, I'm Ashlee, and this guy wont next me because I'm the girl next door...who throws wild parties when her parents are home.

4. I'm Megan, this guy certainly won't next me cause I'm the hot one.

5. I'm Norelle, and with a name and a body like this, what man can resist?

 

TO BE CONTINUED, STUPID!

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