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Ok, peeps. I need your help. I'm letting the people decide what song Drunk Sasha will sing in part three of my criticly aclaimed "Wispering Rock gets all talenty!" Here are your choices:

 

1. Right Said Fred-I'm Too Sexy

2. Aqua-Barbie girl

3. Danielle-The Pancake Song(she SO wrote that, not Dave the Barbarian)

4. Queen-Bohemian Rhapsody

 

I'll wait till I get 5 votes.

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Ok, whatever. I'm dropping part three of the other fanfiction and putting this glorious piece up instead.

 

Bohemian Rhapsody: Psychonauts Version

 

The camp was all abuzz. Everyone was hussiling and busseling. Lili and Raz were sitting at a bench, talking about stuff.

 

"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality." Said Raz pondering.

 

Lili took his hand and said "Open your eyes. Look up to the skies and see."

 

"I'M JUST A POOR BOY!! I NEED NO SYMPATHY!!" Yelled Vernon from a distance. "Because I'm easy come, easy go."

 

Kitty looked at Franke and said "Little high,"

 

Franke looked at Kitty and said "little low."

 

Vernon continued, "Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter, to me...."

 

Chops and JT both ran up behind him and repeated "To me."

 

At the asylum, Crispen picked up a telephone and listened. He hung it up after a while and said "Mama just killed a man. Put a gun against his head,"

 

"Pulled my trigger, now he's dead." Fred added to Crispen's statement

 

"Mama, life had just begun, but now I've gone and thrown it all away." Edgar said

 

"Mama, ooo. Didn't mean to make you cry." sang Gloria outside

 

"If I'm not back again this time tomarrow. Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters." exclaimed Boyd, with no mention of the milk.

 

"Too late, my time has come. Sends shivers down my spine, bodies aching all the time." Sasha explained to Milla.

 

Milla stood up and said "Goodbye everybody, I've got to go. Got to leave you all behind and face the truth."

 

"Mama, ooo..." said Elton

 

Milka softly added "Anyway the wind blows." to his statment

 

"I don't want to die. I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all."

 

Nils then looked around for people and busted out an air guitar solo, with the screeches and wails included. He totally rocked out that air guitar.

 

Quentin and Phoebe were playing in the lodge when Phoebe stoped and said "I see a little silhouetto of a man."

 

Quentin looked a little frightened and said "Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango ?"

 

Ford looked from his kitched and added "Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me!"

 

Sheegor looked at Mr. Pokeylope and yelled "Gallileo!"

 

Mr. Pokeylope yelled back "Gallileo!"

 

Sheegor and Mr. Pokeylope then yelled it again at eachother.

 

Dr. Loboto poped his head into the room and said "Gallileo Figaro - magnifico!"

 

Deep inside Boyd's mind, a G-man sat on the ground and said "I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me."

 

The Rainbow Squirts that were skating around added "He's just a poor boy from a poor family. Spare him his life from this monstrosity"

 

Back at the camp, Bobby walked with Chloe and Elka. Bobby said out of nowhere "Easy come easy go, will you let me go?"

 

Elka and Chloe looked at him with the oddest expression and "Bismillah! No, we will not let you go,"

 

Nils poped in again and said "LET HIM GO!!"

 

Elka and Chloe then repeated "Bismillah! No, we will not let you go,"

 

Nils again yelled "LET HIM GO!!"

 

Elka and Chloe repeated it again, just to prove their point, "Bismillah! No, we will not let you go,"

 

Bobby and Nils then yelled "LET ME GO!!"

 

Elka and Chloe repeated "Never, never, never, never."

 

Bobby yelled at the top of his lungs "LET ME GO, OOO"

 

Elka and Chloe pointed at him angerly and said "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!"

 

"Mama mia, mama mia." Yelled Oleander from his tree house.

 

Everyone at camp threw their arms up and yelled "MAMA MIA LET ME GO!"

 

Mikhail and Maloof were by Oleander's car when Maloof yelled "Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me."

 

Mikhail looked at him, and said "for me..."

 

They both stood up, and yelled "FOR ME!!!!!!!"

 

Nils then yet again began to air guitar while everyone banged their heads in the name of rock!!

L

inda emerged from the lake and said "So do you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?"

 

Benny was at the shore at this time, so he added, "So do you think you can love me and leave me to die?"

 

they both began to sing "Oh baby, can't do this to me baby."

 

The underground transit system wanted to get in on the fun and began to sing "Just gotta get out. Just gotta get right out of here."

 

There were another few moments of air guitaring from Nils and head banging from everyone.

 

Then the whole camp and everyone at Thorney Towers began to sing in harmony. "Ooh yeah, ooh yeah!"

 

Raz quietly stood up and sang "nothing really matters, anyone can see. Nothing really matters."

 

Razputin's father walked up to him, put his arm on Raz's shoulder and sang "Nothing really matters."

 

Then everyone in the area sang "To me."

 

After it ended, the face of Tim Schafer popped into the clouds and sang "Anyway the wind blows...." while the lights dimmed on the camp and everything was pitch black.

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So I'm doing a project. It's to write a story off the top of my head with one random song from my playlist on shuffle as inspiration in under 1 hour.

 

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

(tank, themesong of cowboy bebop)

 

It had been six years since Whispering Rock Psychic Summer Camp. In that time, something amazing had happened - SPACESHIPS FOR ALL!! Raz and Lili and their motley crew had become space bounty hunters, because they saw it in a really cool cartoon.

 

"Guys, I set the blasters to Blaster Master, the old NES game." Vernon remarked.

 

"Shut up, Vernon," Lili shouted. She sat in front of the TV, staring blankly. It was not on, not that that beared any significance. Lili was pretty much high as a kite. She had stopped being all gothic and all of that after Elton "accidentally" filled her soda with heavy hallucinogens. It, however, cost her most of her intelligence.

 

Raz sat down next to her. "Wow, you being all happy sucks." He stared at the TV. "Hey, what show is this?"

 

"It's this new wannabe anime - Super Monkey Robot Pirate Ninja Demographic-Feeding Video Game Referencing Teenaged Warriors Of The Samurai Dynasty In The Future."

 

"That sucks."

 

Then, the ship exploded.

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I have to get off soon and don't feel like saving this fanfiction. here's my new work.

 

So High: Chapter 1

 

It was yet another ordinary day at Wispering Rock Psychic Summer Camp. Vernon was trying to tell stories to everyone, Elton and Milka couldn't keep their hands off eachother, Franke and Kitty had their usual rounds of critizing everyone, and Crystal and Clem tried to kill themselfs. Again. Milla sat on her platform at the lake, bored out her her funkylicious mind.

 

Milla sighed and said, "There's nothing to do around here." She thought to herself for a moment, then got a devious smile on her face. "I know how to spruce things up around here." Being a woman of the 60's, she knew a thing or two about drugs. Milla pulled a small baggie out of her pocket. It was filled with a green plant substance. She giggled to herself a little and levitated off to the main lodge.

 

Milla entered and walked up to Ford. "Hello Ford," she said, trying to hold back her laughter. "Can I use the kitchen for a moment?"

 

" Sure, just hurry up, or else these burgers will never get finished." Ford said, taking his chef hat and putting it on Milla's head.

 

Milla smiled and pulled a box of brownie mix from a shelf. She whipped up some delishious brownie batter, then added her 'secret ingrident' before mixing the dessert up and putting it in the pan. She heated up the oven and placed her brownies into the oven. When she realized it was slow as Oleander on a jog, she just used pyroknesis on the pan until the brownies were perfectly cooked.

 

Quentin and Phoebe jammed in the background. Quentin smelled this delicious prank and said "Yo Milla, you making somthing that sure smells tight." the two stopped playing and walked up to the kitchen.

 

"Ohh! Brownies!" Phoebe yelled, "Can I have one? I've been dying for somthing sweet!"

 

"Just hold on a second, children." Milla said, cutting the brownies up into individual squares. There were enough for every child at camp to eat. There was also enough pot in there, everyone would get totally baked for a good few hours. Milla finished cutting up the peices and handed Quentin and Phoebe their slice of expierence.

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FINSHED!!!

 

So High: Chapter 2

 

Milla took them out a brownie and handed Quentin and Phoebe both a slice. They pretty much enhaled it because it's chocolate, and chocolate and kids will always mix. The two licked the crumbs off their fingers, thanked Agent Vodello for their brownie, and went back to their instruments.

 

It took a few moments, but then the Mary Jane began to kick in. Their pupils enlarged, they saw things from new perspectives, felt things differently. Their minds had been compleatly warped into somthing magical.

 

Quentin looked at Phoebe, then took a step back. "Duuuuuuuuuuuude," he said, "Your head is so big!" Quentin just stared in astonishment.

 

Phoebe looked back at Quentin and took a step back herself. "No way!! Your head is ginormous!!" she yelled at him. The two just continued to stare at eachother in the sheer amazement of their large heads.

 

Milla, trying to hold back her laughter, walked from to kitchen to the bandmates and asked them "What's wrong children? Are you two feeling ok?"

 

Quentin and Phoebe both looked over at Milla and saw her dress. The psychadelic pattern on it just freaked them out. They stared at her dress for a long time, until they both simaltaniously said "Duuuuuuuuuuuuude." Her psychadelia dress was messin with their minds so muh, they couldn't answer.

 

Milla smirked a little and pulled out a box from the kitchen. it was a small brown box labeled 'Party Box'. She began to open it and take out it's contents. Inside, there was a strobe light, disco light ball, a mix cd labeled 'Party Music', and various scarves of vivid patterns.

 

Milla plugged in all the light stuff, hung the scarves around, and put in the CD. The lodge turned into a a basement of a teenager via 1967. The Grateful Dead played in the background and Milla was reliving the good times of teenage years.

 

Milla took the loud speaker for the lodge and began to speak. "Hello children and staff! I just want to tell everyone of you that we are having a swinging party up here in the lodge. I've made enough sweets for everyone here and we are having a funky time. So everyone should come up for this party, because it's going to be a once in a lifetime event!"

 

Every body heard this message and at the word 'sweet', came running toward the lodge. When the students walked into the lodge, they all wondered what the hell happened. Milla gave them a brownie as they entered and of coarse, being children, they ate it down.

 

After a few hours, the marijuana settled in on everyone's mind. Strawberry Alarm Clock played in the background while everyone got expierenced. Raz, Vernon, Lili, and Franke all sat on their backs, starting at the ceiling. "Vernon, tell another of your far out stories." Franke asked.

 

"Shhhh,don't speak. Just look." Vernon said. Everyone just stared at the lights around them .

 

"Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude" They all just said They were in an enchanted around them. Milla stood outside and just laughed her funky ass off at this.

 

"I can't believe these kids are waasted!!" she said to herself, "This is hilarious!"

 

"Milla? Is that you?" said a familer voice Sasha was standing right infront of her. "I came to see where all of the children went."

 

Milla just said "They're all in here, we're having a party. Here, have this." Milla pulled out her last brownie. she knew if Sasha saw all the kids high, he would tell HQ and she would be busted.

 

"Umm, I'm not much of a sweet person, but thanks." Sasha took it and nibbled it anciously. Then, the secret ingrident in them hit him. "Woah." he said, looking at his hands. "My hands are sooooooooooooo huge." He said, swaggling himself into the lodge.

 

Milla stood there astonished. She couldn't believe Sasha Nein, the uptight one of the group, was high. She just wished she'd made enough brownies so she could join in on the fun.

 

"I want some White Castle!!! WOO!!!!!!" Yelled Oleander, before the doors shut.

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