Samnmax221 Posted July 15, 2006 Posted July 15, 2006 I was just worried you might be a filthy socialist, ME LIBERTARIAN NO LIKE PUSSIES WHO DON'T LIKE MONEY.
itchythesamurai Posted July 15, 2006 Posted July 15, 2006 ME NO LIKE PUSSIES Who does over here these days? Man, I love John Stossel's 'stache! I think that's the main point of libertarianism anyway.
Samnmax221 Posted July 15, 2006 Posted July 15, 2006 I likes money and I likes being profane. Where else would I fit?
itchythesamurai Posted July 15, 2006 Posted July 15, 2006 Even Rollin' with Saget?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I0U4P9Imis
private_eyesore Posted August 27, 2006 Posted August 27, 2006 Ok, so I was reading about how hard this book is to find and how expensive it is. I go down to my local comic shop and pick up a copy for $11.32. I take it that was a steal. Everyone's pal 7red Yeah.. Hey, back to the original post, don't suppose anybody has a copy of S-t-H that they'd sell me for, say, less than 50? Mmm? Any takers?
Samnmax221 Posted September 2, 2006 Posted September 2, 2006 Nope, but I will fight you in the pit of fire breathin' snakes.
private_eyesore Posted September 5, 2006 Posted September 5, 2006 Nope, but I will fight you in the pit of fire breathin' snakes. For the comics? Or just for the love of incineratory reptiles?
itchythesamurai Posted September 5, 2006 Posted September 5, 2006 Keep that up eyesore, and I'll bump you down to Sergeant so fast it'll make your head spin.
private_eyesore Posted September 11, 2006 Posted September 11, 2006 Threats as empty as your soul, I say. Have at you.
Samnmax221 Posted September 11, 2006 Posted September 11, 2006 Cause NAPALM sticks to kids! NAPALM sticks to kids!
private_eyesore Posted September 11, 2006 Posted September 11, 2006 Cause NAPALM sticks to kids! NAPALM sticks to kids! I hear it also adheres effectively to European literature, durian fruits (which are mutually sticky), and certain membes of parliament. But I concede, kids are succinct targets.
BarnyardCommand Posted September 11, 2006 Posted September 11, 2006 I've had durian fruit. What's nice about it is that you could be walking down the street, trip on a pothole, and land open-mouthed on a pile of baboon ****. You wouldn't even mind, really, because hell you've stuck durian in your mouth before. Prostitutes probably don't mind it all that much either.
itchythesamurai Posted September 18, 2006 Posted September 18, 2006 I'd rather go hunting for Skinkie. Where'd that bugger mosey off to anyway?
Ray Jones Posted September 18, 2006 Posted September 18, 2006 I assume none of you was able to stimulate him the way he wants it. So I'd say he got himself a girlfriend.
itchythesamurai Posted September 18, 2006 Posted September 18, 2006 Since when has a girlfriend been an acceptable substitute for the Internet?!
Samnmax221 Posted September 19, 2006 Posted September 19, 2006 Since when has a girlfriend been an acceptable substitute for the Internet?! Only if she's got a savent-like memory like mine, and is able to regale me with tales of death and lesbianism.
itchythesamurai Posted September 20, 2006 Posted September 20, 2006 I don't think I'd date an Amazon woman. Maybe if she could cook and not smell terrible...maybe. Also, right breast intact would be a plus, but I'm not too picky these days.
private_eyesore Posted September 21, 2006 Posted September 21, 2006 Also, right breast intact would be a plus, but I'm not too picky these days. You can't be, with only one testicle.
Ray Jones Posted September 21, 2006 Posted September 21, 2006 Ouch, that comment might cause pain for someone.
itchythesamurai Posted September 22, 2006 Posted September 22, 2006 My phantom testicle is calling out to me for vengeance. It's telling me to kill those bastards who did this to me. I'm more than happy to oblige it.
SyntheticGerbil Posted October 28, 2006 Posted October 28, 2006 What the hell is the right breast intact referencing?
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