Admiral Zaarin Posted June 30, 2001 Posted June 30, 2001 A: Either some wierd mind-device thing in the movie of the same name, or a dishwasher company with a hidden agenda. Q: What question should I be asking?
edlib Posted June 30, 2001 Posted June 30, 2001 A. "To be or not to be... THAT is the question..." Q. Where have all the flowers gone? ------------------ As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?
TheRogue 3000 Posted June 30, 2001 Posted June 30, 2001 A: The same place that all the cowboys have gone. Q: Where have all the cowboys gone?
Admiral Zaarin Posted June 30, 2001 Posted June 30, 2001 A: The same place all the flowers have gone. Q: Where have all the flowers gone?
edlib Posted June 30, 2001 Posted June 30, 2001 A. My cat ate them. Q. How many roads must a man walk down?
Rebel Loyaltist Posted June 30, 2001 Posted June 30, 2001 A. As many as he feels it is necessary to get to the next strip joint Q. Why do people vomit? ------------------ If you leap before you look, I'm not catching you sorry ass!
Rogue Nine Posted June 30, 2001 Posted June 30, 2001 A: To get rid of that durn hangover. Q: What time is it where you are?
Jem Posted June 30, 2001 Posted June 30, 2001 A: It's 2:36 AM Q: When will the human race be extinguished?
Guest Rogue 9 Posted June 30, 2001 Posted June 30, 2001 A: 8000 Years, and you can't prove me wrong Q: Which is Better an Ak-47 or a B.A.R. ------------------ Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
TheRogue 3000 Posted June 30, 2001 Posted June 30, 2001 A: A really big rock. Q: Huh? ------------------ Official Forum Lord of Salmon and Emmisary of Goats Numfar, do the dance of joy! idaho_stallion@stallion.net
Rebel Loyaltist Posted June 30, 2001 Posted June 30, 2001 A. Chesah econ mighty Chewbacca. uh, uh ,uh. Q. Why do you model yourself after the fungus in your toes? ------------------ If you leap before you look, I'm not catching you sorry ass!
Admiral Odin Posted June 30, 2001 Posted June 30, 2001 A S has nothing better to do. Q:should I talk to my swords? ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Guest Dj Skywalka Posted June 30, 2001 Posted June 30, 2001 A: As long as I can have one. Q: Can I have a sword?
Flying Beastie Posted June 30, 2001 Posted June 30, 2001 A: Sure. *Runs DJ Skywalker through* Q: Has anybody seen that new Aerosmith video with the Mech Destroyer in it ("Fly Away From Here")? ------------------ It's like I always say: When the going gets tough, the tough . . . switch to artillery.
Gold leader Posted June 30, 2001 Posted June 30, 2001 A: Only a small minority has. Q: How's the fish?
Guest rosencrantz Posted June 30, 2001 Posted June 30, 2001 A. slightly smelly Q. why is there a barking spider at my feet?
edlib Posted July 1, 2001 Posted July 1, 2001 A. He wants you to pull his finger. Q. Tennis anyone? ------------------ As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?
Rebel Loyaltist Posted July 1, 2001 Posted July 1, 2001 A. Yeah. So do I play outfield or point guard? Q. Got T.O.G.A? ------------------ If you leap before you look, I'm not catching you sorry ass!
Nitro Posted July 1, 2001 Posted July 1, 2001 A: Yes. Q: Been gettin' any? (Only answer if you've seen Full Metal Jacket and know the right answer... PLEASE!!!) ------------------ We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble. -Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters
Guest Redwing Posted July 2, 2001 Posted July 2, 2001 OOT: Ha ha Nitro, you killed the thread A: Yes actually I have. Here, I'll show you: ????????????????????? See? I have twenty-one! Q: Why do I feel like killing my brother right now? ------------------ At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge.
JR2000Z Posted July 2, 2001 Posted July 2, 2001 A: Because I AM YOUR BROTHER!!! Uh.. I ment that you (all) are my bread and butter...to... in order for me to...umm...Look! A flock of turtles! *Everybody looks around* Q: How many XWA members does it take to screw in a light bulb? [This message has been edited by JR2000Z (edited July 01, 2001).]
Admiral Odin Posted July 2, 2001 Posted July 2, 2001 A: 20.349857203842560285 members Q:How should I mount my mace? ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Darth Sceltor Posted July 2, 2001 Posted July 2, 2001 A: Mount it so it is easily accessible. Q: Why does my toy lightsaber insist on falling apart??
Guest Jabba The Hunt Posted July 2, 2001 Posted July 2, 2001 A: It wasnt designed to be used for what you use it for. Q: Why do I have to go to school today? ------------------ Official Forum Newbian "Its Going down his leg i think we are going to have to amputate. "No, dont take the leg, dont let them take the leg, they cant take the leg!!!" "Its heading for his testicles" "Take it, take the leg!!!" jabbathehunt@hotmail.com
Guest Rogue 9 Posted July 2, 2001 Posted July 2, 2001 A: Because you suck and are still a student. Q: Does anyone know of a really good Military Surplus Store online?(I would like a real answer if possible)
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