Keyan Farlander Posted December 2, 2000 Share Posted December 2, 2000 The person who took my order didn't seem to understand a word I said. I hope it gets here. I am hungry! Share your pizza experiences with me. (NOTE - if you were drunk at the time, I don't want to hear about it.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted December 2, 2000 Share Posted December 2, 2000 Last night I was so drunk after I ordered my pizza. This is ACTUAL CONVERSATION ABOUT THE PiZZA: Nute: i am waiting for pizza PB: I ate pizza today Nute: i waits *ten minutes pass* Nute: PIZZA HERE PB: l33t PB: PEPPERONI? Nute: yes PB: YUMMY Wasn't that EXCITING? The PIZZACHICK was hot too, and we thought that was odd because the chances of her getting kidnapped and murdered were even higher because she was HOT. Hey, I wasn't drunk after all. ------------------ I'm convinced solar energy is a Communist conspiracy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyan Farlander Posted December 2, 2000 Author Share Posted December 2, 2000 My pizza got here! Time to dine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ham Yoyo Posted December 2, 2000 Share Posted December 2, 2000 This is Porkins, I'm going to finish off this cheese pizza then I'm heading into the trench. ------------------ My Dream, to fly a starfighter and destroy Imperial ships. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poor Bastard Posted December 2, 2000 Share Posted December 2, 2000 That was a FUN day... ------------------ You know one thing that will really make a Jedi mad? Just run up and kick him in the ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Forceflow Posted December 2, 2000 Share Posted December 2, 2000 Man, I remember that one pizaa storry, that was really funny, so... wait, damn we were drunk at that time... Ah, what the hell, I'll tell it to you anyways Okay, so we made this one guy to call the place, he was pretty drunk at the time, the call was somehting like that: My friend: "Hi, it's me. I wanna order some pizza" Pizza Guy on the phone: "??? Who's there?" We break all out loughing 'cause of course the pizza guy has no clue whatsoever who that guy on the phone is. "Ah damn, I mean it's Kaim, I wanna order some pizza, lemme see... hey guys what do ya want?" We all yell at him like mad so of course he doesn't understand a word. So he wanted to leave the room, too bad he didn't notice the dog standing behind him... "WHAT pizzas do you wanna order?" "Wait a sec, I'll leave the... DAMN! I fell over the dog!!! Stupid thing, get out of my way" So there he lies on the floor struggling to get up yelling at the dog (and into the phone) how stupid the dog is... "Ah... everything okay over there?" "Yeah yeah, I am almost up, I'll get outta here, hang on a sec!" So, my frined finally gets out and completes the order. Now, this was a pickup place, so somebody had to go there to get the pizza. Hehe, of course we made him go there and get the pizza. (With us hot on his trail checking out the pizza mans face when he saw this drunken guy picking up the pizza...) Man, you shouldV'e seen the face of the pizza guy when he gavbe my frined the pizze, it wqas just great! I just wondered he didn't call an ambulance LOL... Okay, maybe it doesn't SOUND as funny as it was, but I tell ya what, drink a couple of bears and do the same, I bet you'll be rolling on the floor loughing! ------------------ Murphy was an optimist! Webmaster of the X-Wing Alliance Upgrade Project Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted December 2, 2000 Share Posted December 2, 2000 This isn't about ordering but it is about pizza. This one guy that I know had a pizzare, but he was extremly cheap. If a mistake was made he wouldn't fix it, he would constantly want to put spoiled food on the pizza and sell it. Thank god that he went out of business. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold leader Posted December 2, 2000 Share Posted December 2, 2000 I finished my pizza 3 hrs ago. ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poor Bastard Posted December 3, 2000 Share Posted December 3, 2000 I'm eating pizza right now... ------------------ You know one thing that will really make a Jedi mad? Just run up and kick him in the ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted December 3, 2000 Share Posted December 3, 2000 I want pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poor Bastard Posted December 3, 2000 Share Posted December 3, 2000 I eat too much pizza... ------------------ You know one thing that will really make a Jedi mad? Just run up and kick him in the ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted December 3, 2000 Share Posted December 3, 2000 I'll never forget the time me and Billygates (of RAL fame) raped the pizza girl... Last I heard she moved to Alabama where she lives in a trailer park with a mullet named Hay-zus... But I lost contact after the last tornado. ------------------ You know what I really want in a girl? Me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNNER Posted December 3, 2000 Share Posted December 3, 2000 Nitro, that is tasteless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyan Farlander Posted December 3, 2000 Author Share Posted December 3, 2000 Agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted December 3, 2000 Share Posted December 3, 2000 So let's kill him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted December 4, 2000 Share Posted December 4, 2000 looks for weapons. another thread heading towards violence. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_Kinnison Posted December 4, 2000 Share Posted December 4, 2000 that is just sick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted December 4, 2000 Share Posted December 4, 2000 Thats why he said that he will never forget.Besides,I hate to think about the thought about 2 people raping a person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thrawn Posted December 4, 2000 Share Posted December 4, 2000 Where did you order it from Keyan? The best pizza place is the pizza hut next to the bowling alley on route one, right up from the main campus (sorry to those of you who have no idea what i'm talking about) ------------------ You were expecting a creative sig? ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn Rogue 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted December 4, 2000 Share Posted December 4, 2000 A stupid place in town gave my pizza away twice, after 3 hours we had to go pick it up ourselves, it sucked. The last time we got pizza drunk we tipped the driver a Miller Lite, smart huh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thrawn Posted December 4, 2000 Share Posted December 4, 2000 sounds like typical Zarg to me ------------------ You were expecting a creative sig? ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn Rogue 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyan Farlander Posted December 4, 2000 Author Share Posted December 4, 2000 It was Papa John's. I wasn't aware anywhere else delivered to the dorms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted December 4, 2000 Share Posted December 4, 2000 Dominoes+Sausage+Bell Peppers=|33t ------------------ Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners! Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology! Official forum Psychic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted December 5, 2000 Share Posted December 5, 2000 Domino's=not very l33t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted December 5, 2000 Share Posted December 5, 2000 yeah yeah yeah Thrawn, atleast I didn't go drive to pick it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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