Mashi An'krekku Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 -I will not kill Darth for dissing Pepsi's awesomeness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 -I will not remark on the fact that Pepsi and Coke taste the exact same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 -I will not remark on the fact that Pepsi and Coke taste the exact same. -I will not tell Mashi and Cheez that I am from Georgia so It's kinda like 'COKE OR DIE!' I will not sing 'Come fly with me' to any of the campers -I won't sing that to anyone who can't fly, but mearly levitate I will not ask Loboto what happened to his real eyes -Even if he still has them I will not call Crispen 'Dr. Lector' and Fred 'Clarice' -Same with Sasha and Milla -same with any character where there's an unspoken sexual tension. I will not ask the G-men if they are having a wonderful time. -Even if it looks like they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jintor Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 I will totally not feed the freaking mutated psitanium animals. - Nor Cruller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tahnee Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 I will totally not feed the freaking mutated psitanium animals. - Nor Cruller. - I will especially not feed Cruller cruller donuts, regardless of the irony involved. - no, it was not just an honest mistake. Agent Vodello will not lose her psychic powers if her hair is cut off. - I must never, ever test this theory. Agent Nein is not a vampire, and it is wrong to tell new recruits that he is. Must not attempt to stake Agent Nein. - or decorate his lab with garlic. - dousing him with holy water is right out. Having the power of precognition still does not authorize me to predict the end of the world more than once. My telekinetic hand is not allowed to give anyone the finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 My telekinetic hand is not allowed to give anyone the finger. You win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klia Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 You win. I will not ask the G-men if they are having a wonderful time. -Even if it looks like they are. No, you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darlimondoll Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 I will not offer to help Clem and Crysal with any "projects" I hear them talking about. I will not stick hatchling birds in Chops's hair while he sleeps. -Or Bobby's. I will not let Sasha do the dishes. Ever. (Just...don't ask) Uhhhh man I've been thinking all night and I can't come up with more. These are fun to read though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jintor Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Agent Nein is not a vampire, and it is wrong to tell new recruits that he is. Must not attempt to stake Agent Nein. - or decorate his lab with garlic. - dousing him with holy water is right out. - Luring him into sunlight - Making him cross running water - Asking if he's a Ventrue, or a Malkavian, or a Gangral, or a Tremere, or a... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 No, you do. No, darlimondoll's sig wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetz Darke Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 I will not stand next to Crispin and imitate his accent for my own enjoyment. I will not portray (In fanfics, fanart, or in my head) any of the characters in Psychonauts as; Gay, a transvestite, drag queen, dead, homocidal, suicidal, overly angsty or pregnant. This includes Sasha...even though it would be fun to portray him as any of these things. I will not make Raz wear bunny pjs. (Cept in fanart.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holly Ziviene Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 http://holly-ziviene.livejournal.com/142104.html New installment! I linked back to this thread in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Cool holly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 I will not talk about fight club. I will not tell Sasha about the lambs. -or Milla -I will tell nobody of the lambs. I will not call Boyd at the book depository and ask 'Have the lambs stopped screaming yet?' -Boyd is not Clarice. I will not attempt to give Sasha a mani/pedi and massage. -even if he ask for one. -I will not touch Sasha when he has his shirt off. I will not charge Nils to look at the lingerie ads in my Vogue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 You leave Sasha alone, Darth. He is MINE and MINE only to touch. ~Sasha gets poked~ Sasha- You have brought this upon me darth! YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Sasha deserves a day at the spa. I mean, a good eyebrow wax and a mani/pedi, he'll be ready for a night with Milla for sure. And besides, i had my fangirl stage of Sasha before this game went to Europe, so he was tecknically mine first, but I gave him up when I fell in love with Chase. (god i hope Chase doesn't look at this website. If he does my ramen is al dente.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Thank god my friends don't look at this too. Then... They would all call me Crispin worshipper and Sasha lover. They know I love Sasha to the point of obsession already though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 oh yeah. I once drew this Sasha fanpicture and slept with it under my pillow. That was...until it got stolen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 I will not take Linda to West Coast Customs in order to 'Pimp my Ride' -Even if she wants racing stripes and a 32' moniter in her skull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dillon123 Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 I shall not "watch" Lili and Raz in "The Third Gear" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dillon123 Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Sorry,duplicated post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mashi An'krekku Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 I will not spell Lili's name wrong or I will ph34r her wrath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dillon123 Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 I shall not "watch" Lili and Raz in "The Third Gear" Ok,i changed it.Havent played in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mashi An'krekku Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Nah, it didn't just apply to you, but to a bunch of people who spell it in such variations like: Lilli, Lily, Lilly, Evangalene Lily (okay, not really. Thought I'd just throw that in for no good reason.) Don't think of it as mocking the new kid. But geez, it spells it out for you on the game. I'm not pinning anything on you either, Holly. Don't anyone get offended. I'm just...blathering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dillon123 Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Like I said,I havent played in a bit.The disc needs to get repaird cause I played to much!lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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