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-I will not remark on the fact that Pepsi and Coke taste the exact same.

-I will not tell Mashi and Cheez that I am from Georgia so It's kinda like 'COKE OR DIE!'

 

I will not sing 'Come fly with me' to any of the campers

-I won't sing that to anyone who can't fly, but mearly levitate

 

I will not ask Loboto what happened to his real eyes

-Even if he still has them

 

I will not call Crispen 'Dr. Lector' and Fred 'Clarice'

-Same with Sasha and Milla

-same with any character where there's an unspoken sexual tension.

 

I will not ask the G-men if they are having a wonderful time.

-Even if it looks like they are.

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I will totally not feed the freaking mutated psitanium animals.

- Nor Cruller.

 

- I will especially not feed Cruller cruller donuts, regardless of the irony involved.

- no, it was not just an honest mistake.

 

Agent Vodello will not lose her psychic powers if her hair is cut off.

- I must never, ever test this theory.

 

Agent Nein is not a vampire, and it is wrong to tell new recruits that he is.

 

Must not attempt to stake Agent Nein.

- or decorate his lab with garlic.

- dousing him with holy water is right out.

 

Having the power of precognition still does not authorize me to predict the end of the world more than once.

 

My telekinetic hand is not allowed to give anyone the finger.

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I will not offer to help Clem and Crysal with any "projects" I hear them talking about.

 

I will not stick hatchling birds in Chops's hair while he sleeps.

-Or Bobby's.

 

I will not let Sasha do the dishes. Ever. (Just...don't ask)

 

Uhhhh man I've been thinking all night and I can't come up with more. These are fun to read though.

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Agent Nein is not a vampire, and it is wrong to tell new recruits that he is.

 

Must not attempt to stake Agent Nein.

- or decorate his lab with garlic.

- dousing him with holy water is right out.

 

- Luring him into sunlight

- Making him cross running water

- Asking if he's a Ventrue, or a Malkavian, or a Gangral, or a Tremere, or a...

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I will not stand next to Crispin and imitate his accent for my own enjoyment.

 

I will not portray (In fanfics, fanart, or in my head) any of the characters in Psychonauts as; Gay, a transvestite, drag queen, dead, homocidal, suicidal, overly angsty or pregnant. This includes Sasha...even though it would be fun to portray him as any of these things.

 

I will not make Raz wear bunny pjs. (Cept in fanart.)

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I will not talk about fight club.

 

I will not tell Sasha about the lambs.

-or Milla

-I will tell nobody of the lambs.

 

I will not call Boyd at the book depository and ask 'Have the lambs stopped screaming yet?'

-Boyd is not Clarice.

 

I will not attempt to give Sasha a mani/pedi and massage.

-even if he ask for one.

-I will not touch Sasha when he has his shirt off.

 

I will not charge Nils to look at the lingerie ads in my Vogue.

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Sasha deserves a day at the spa. I mean, a good eyebrow wax and a mani/pedi, he'll be ready for a night with Milla for sure.

 

And besides, i had my fangirl stage of Sasha before this game went to Europe, so he was tecknically mine first, but I gave him up when I fell in love with Chase. (god i hope Chase doesn't look at this website. If he does my ramen is al dente.)

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Nah, it didn't just apply to you, but to a bunch of people who spell it in such variations like: Lilli, Lily, Lilly, Evangalene Lily (okay, not really. Thought I'd just throw that in for no good reason.) Don't think of it as mocking the new kid. But geez, it spells it out for you on the game.

 

I'm not pinning anything on you either, Holly. Don't anyone get offended. I'm just...blathering.

 

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