Rain Woman Posted March 18, 2007 Author Share Posted March 18, 2007 [Rain Woman attaches jumper cables to the topic, and sends forth a surge of electricity into the topic] IT'S ALIVE!!!!! I will not recite the aforementioned "Elt and Mil" rhyme with "Elt and Mil" replaced by "Raz and Lil." I will not use Loboto's lab equipment to attempt to mutate Mr. Pokeylope. - Nor will I start referring to him by the name of a Renaissance painter. - Or feed him nothing but pizza. I will not refer to the campers' missing brains as "Pieces of Heart." I will not stay awake all night wondering just how the hell it is at all possible to live without a brain, let alone to still walk and talk without one (even if all you can say is "TV" and, occasionally, "hackey sack"). I will not make Agent Cruller put the wrong brains back in the wrong bodies. - Even if it is gut-bustingly hilarious to hear Kitty talking like Mikhail, and vice-versa. I will not make Loboto sing "Dentist!" from Little Shop of Horrors for everyone. Strongarm Censors cannot be killed only by freezing them with the Ice Beam and then hitting them with Missiles. I will not unleash a horde of rabid yaoi fangirls into the camp. If I am caught reading girlie magazines, I will not try to cover myself by claiming I found them under Nils' bunk. - Or Franke's bunk. "In the end, Razputin, aren't we all just dogs playing poker?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martmeister Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 I will not wonder how the hell a turtle has a master plan and talks like Barry White. I won't ponder how demented Dr Loboto's mind is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyCabbit Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 I will not refer to the campers' missing brains as "Pieces of Heart." XD I will not challenge Milla in DDR. I will not use pryokinesis on Chef Ford's burgers and force him to start all over. I wil not unleash a teething puppy into Sasha's lab. -nor one that isn't potty trained. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 I will not run around Sasha's lab asking about Maxwell -Nor will I repedatly yell "ACTION SCIENCE! ACTION SCIENCE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martmeister Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 I will not wish that I had blown my arrowhead stash on a Colorizer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Wow, someone else from Connecticut has played this game. Thumbs up. NE wayz I will not wonder why dogs in real life can't paint amazing paintings. They should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHeart Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 I will NOT -ask Sasha about how hot his mother was. -refer to Sasha's father as 'Mr. Mopy pants' -acuse Sasha's father of going to Silent Hill to look for his dead wife -give Ford vegi bacon -As Fred 'how's the weather up there?' -Ask any of the male chareters if they feel pretty -Tell them that there's a great Psychic in Calafornia named "Shawn Spencer' I will NOT write/draw things on Crispin's HUGE forehead (let's face it, THAT things HUGE) I will not coment about said forehead I will not poke, prode, or joke about said forehead I wi- **get's shot by Crispin** Remember children, don't insult crazy British people, it will hurt! (sorry about any and all spelling errors) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodnote Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 I will not place a bunch of unlit candles in Phoebe's cabin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martmeister Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 ^^^Good one, Woodnote. So where is your avatar from? I'll pass on the kisses, unless you're a hot, sexy woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Get back to your wife Martmeister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodnote Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 ^^^Good one, Woodnote. So where is your avatar from? I'll pass on the kisses, unless you're a hot, sexy woman. I can't tell you*. And I am most indeed a "hot sexy woman". Take a guess. *'Cause if I do, it won't be fun anymore having the avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 ~sigs~ I'm sick of being the Ugly Betty of this forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodnote Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 ~sigs~ I'm sick of being the Ugly Betty of this forums. But Betty isn't ugly. A little unfortunate looking, but not ugly. Don't get too discouraged. They don't even know what you look like...right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 They do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodnote Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Which one are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martmeister Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Get back to your wife Martmeister. Ha! I wish. Most of my friends are (getting) married. *'Cause if I do, it won't be fun anymore having the avatar. Good point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 I'm the one that's in the fuzzy hat. I look way different comsidering that picture was taken half a year ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodnote Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 I'm the one that's in the fuzzy hat. I look way different comsidering that picture was taken half a year ago. Ooh you look so cute in your fuzzy hat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 thank you, thank you. I have a thing for fuzzy hats. I just ordered a ushanka off of ebay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodnote Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 thank you, thank you. I have a thing for fuzzy hats. I just ordered a ushanka off of ebay. Ushanka? I have a thing for joker's hats. (Okay okay so I only have one...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 A fluffy russian hat. Like the russians wear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 I want a top hat. Ave, you most def are not an ugly betty. Woodnote your ave looks like that kid who liked dancing in that british movie. I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Ave, you most def are not an ugly betty. If I wern't an ugly betty, than my fiance wouldn't have left me. D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodnote Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 I want a top hat. Ave, you most def are not an ugly betty. Woodnote your ave looks like that kid who liked dancing in that british movie. I think. ...Elaborate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Lol. Ave, Ave, Ave. I wanna call you Avey or Avenue ask a nick-name. How many times must we do this? I didn't leave you. It just turns out I'm mad old compared to you. And for some reason I have an objection to going to jail. So things were not meant to be. Also, we've never actually met and that is pretty weird. Also, we live on different sides of the country. Also we we never legally engaged. Also that would be mad weird. Also it would never work out. But other then all that yea. Also I don't like cowtown. Also like I said before, I bet you have tons of real life guys sweating you. You'll be all set. As for Woodnote I can't remember the title of it. I want to say the kid was doing ballerina or some sort of dance his Dad didn't approve of. And I want to say it was british or english. If I'm not to lazy I google it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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