Flying Beastie Posted November 20, 2001 Posted November 20, 2001 Time to take down the "11 days without a word posted in whining" sign. She has a boyfriend. For those of you keeping track at home: Girl 1: Boyfriend Girl 2: Best Friends (since grown apart) Girl 3: Just Friends Girl 4: Boyfriend Girl 5: Husband Girl 6: Boyfriend Girl 7: Boyfriend Let the comiserating begin. Drinks are on Niner. ------------------ "Don't f_ck with the Jedi Master, son." --Mark Hamill
Jem Posted November 20, 2001 Posted November 20, 2001 Don't worry, there will still be: Girl 8 Girl 9 Girl 10 Girl 11 Girl 12 Now let us suppose that Girl = x, we will have: lim x = <font face="Symbol">+ ¥</font> x<font face="Symbol">® + ¥</font> <font size=1><font color="#616161"> [This message has been edited by Jem (edited November 19, 2001).]
Rogue Nine Posted November 20, 2001 Posted November 20, 2001 Yeah that blows, man. You'll find someone. Just hang in there.
Admiral Odin Posted November 20, 2001 Posted November 20, 2001 Boy can't you pick them. tough luck FB. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb God Bless America
Commander 598 Posted November 20, 2001 Posted November 20, 2001 Due to the state of the economy we have to let you go FB. Unless you bribe/pay me. I mean us. ------------------ Official Forum Multi-Universal God of Insanity UFO's ARE REAL THE AIR FORCE IS A HOAX. NUK' EM 'TILL THEY GLOW,THEN SHOOT THEM IN THE DARK!
Cmdr. Cracken Posted November 20, 2001 Posted November 20, 2001 man, that sucks. 8 girls, and none of them free. This is where the rifle comes in reaaallll handy.
Taarkin Posted November 20, 2001 Posted November 20, 2001 I had a dream where I hit on a girl. I was doing a pretty good job too, which was my #2 indication that it was just a dream. ------------------ You're supposed to be dumpster-diving for ham scraps, you six-piece chicken McNobody! Official forum Psychic
K_Kinnison Posted November 20, 2001 Posted November 20, 2001 i think everything has been "jsut freinds" and yes, i have given up on finding a girl since it is too painful. and unfortunatly no girl wants to go out with me
Guest Thrawn Posted November 20, 2001 Posted November 20, 2001 pass out the beer boys ------------------ "Here, people don't lock their doors, they deadbolt them, and then stick a chair under the knob." ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn Rogue 6
Rogue Nine Posted November 20, 2001 Posted November 20, 2001 Ah yes, the band of luckless wonders, us XWAers...
Nitro Posted November 20, 2001 Posted November 20, 2001 Maybe it's a sign telling us to all get off the computer and get a life... NAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! ------------------ Ryan "Nitro" Cole - The man who can fly anything with wings... And some things without... "If they could get a washing machine to fly, our Nitro could land it!"
Nute Gunray Posted November 20, 2001 Posted November 20, 2001 I began trading shots with a female today. We're hoping for swift and total victory instead of the usual.
Keyan Farlander Posted November 20, 2001 Posted November 20, 2001 You know, for all women talk about men being immature and insensitive, they are AT LEAST as immature and insensitive, at least in their teens and twenties. It really sickens me. Even "religious" girls with some supposed morals still act like jerks. (And I'm not just talking about sexual things here. More like kindness and charity.) There are a few girls I've noticed who go to my church who are exceptions to this. They make good Confessions and good Holy Communions and really try their best to be good people. This is always refreshing to see, because just knowing ALL girls aren't like that makes me have a little faith in people. Nevertheless, I have no interest in dating any of them. Being dumped totally without warning after a four-year relationship has really taken its toll on me. I simply have no interest in having another relationship (and no, I have not become gay you sick bastards). I thought I would just sort of forget about it after a while, but this Thanksgiving will mark the 1-year anniversary of it, and I feel just as bad as when it first happened. Worse, actually. If young women could just be a little more sensitive, things would be a lot better in this world, I think.
Commander 598 Posted November 20, 2001 Posted November 20, 2001 Don't hold your breath. I haven't had a relationship with a woman in 4 or 5 years. I'm not in a hurry to either. ------------------ Official Forum Multi-Universal God of Insanity UFO's ARE REAL THE AIR FORCE IS A HOAX. NUK' EM 'TILL THEY GLOW,THEN SHOOT THEM IN THE DARK!
GUNNER Posted November 20, 2001 Posted November 20, 2001 If it's any consolation I didn't get married till I was 28. So don't worry, you have plenty of time. Enjoy it while it lasts.
JR2000Z Posted November 20, 2001 Posted November 20, 2001 This will make you feel better FB. http://thematrix.com/~dae51d/stuff/life%20as%20a%20guy.asf
K_Kinnison Posted November 20, 2001 Posted November 20, 2001 I have not kissed a girl in 5 years. have not hugged one for 18 months i know, they all hate me
JR2000Z Posted November 20, 2001 Posted November 20, 2001 That kind of attitude won't get you anywere young man!
Flying Beastie Posted November 21, 2001 Author Posted November 21, 2001 Originally posted by Taarkin: I had a dream where I hit on a girl. I was doing a pretty good job too, which was my #2 indication that it was just a dream. Dare I ask about the #1 indication? Originally posted by Keyan Farlander: This is always refreshing to see, because just knowing ALL girls aren't like that makes me have a little faith in people. Not helpful; Bad Boy like me, I'd end up corrupting them. I"m kidding, of course, I'm actually too nice. I'm the sort of guy who makes a much better "best friend" than a "boyfriend." Y'see, it's a universal constant; Nice Guys<sup>TM</sup> never get the girl. Instead, we're the ones girls turn to when they need to complain about the bastards they're sleeping with. ------------------ "Don't f_ck with the Jedi Master, son." --Mark Hamill
Admiral Odin Posted November 22, 2001 Posted November 22, 2001 Perhaps I'm lucky. If you have seen any of the girls in my school you would not want to date them at all. So I don't have to go through this.
Nute Gunray Posted November 22, 2001 Posted November 22, 2001 Originally posted by Flying Beastie: Dare I ask about the #1 indication? homosex!!
Jem Posted November 22, 2001 Posted November 22, 2001 Originally posted by Flying Beastie: I'm actually too nice. I'm the sort of guy who makes a much better "best friend" than a "boyfriend." Reminds me of The Mask when Mister Nice Guy (Jim Carrey) says that nice guy finish last. Then the journalist tells him that loads of women are lookin for a man like him (a nice guy).
Gold leader Posted November 22, 2001 Posted November 22, 2001 If nice guys really finish last, then there's only one solution: treat them girls like dirt. So pet them with a broom, put them in a dustbin, and repeat this every week.
edlib Posted November 22, 2001 Posted November 22, 2001 Actually I prefer giving them the Dust-Buster treatment! They seem to like it too, for some odd reason.
Rogue Nine Posted November 22, 2001 Posted November 22, 2001 Women...hell, screw those Mayas and those crazy people in Atlantis. Women are the greatest mystery on the face of the earth. Why they love us, why they reject us, heck, why they're here!? No one will ever figure it out.
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