K_Kinnison Posted February 13, 2001 Share Posted February 13, 2001 [to deac] i think m'lord is a guy that wear's black, and has a athsma problem.. and he has a VERY long leesh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emupiett Posted February 13, 2001 Share Posted February 13, 2001 [to DEAC] Actually "M'lord" is Darth Vader. He is second in command to the Emperor, and he is our commanding officer. Nobody else is with me, besides the troopers. About tracing you, I think we have been looking for you for at least five years. I really didn't want to come down here in the first place, but Lord Vader told me to get you. I wouldn't be surprised now if the prisoners all escaped. I'm the only good prison officer in the Empire. Never mind talking about this, though. Let's have our drinks now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted February 13, 2001 Author Share Posted February 13, 2001 [To Byrd] So is that a really long range commlink or is Vader here? And I'm not drinking. That old "Slip poison into the drink to stun him," or "Get him drunk and capture him" trick won't work on me! And you won't be getting me later. Anyone want to here about the time I busted all the inmates out of the maximum security prison he was watching? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emupiett Posted February 14, 2001 Share Posted February 14, 2001 [to DEAC] I didn't even touch the drinks (except mine)! And, I just said before that I didn't even WANT to come down and capture you. Oh, and it is a long range com-link that I have. [to EVERYONE ELSE] Actually, I think the time he's talking about when he busted someone out , I wasn't there. It was when I was on off-time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_Kinnison Posted February 14, 2001 Share Posted February 14, 2001 [to byrd] SO, since your an Imperail on Tatooine, do you make regualr house calls to jabba? or does he just bribe Imps now with hired thugs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emupiett Posted February 14, 2001 Share Posted February 14, 2001 [to MOSARI] Jabba!? That vile slug? What makes you think we do business with him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_Kinnison Posted February 14, 2001 Share Posted February 14, 2001 [to byrd]Oh, that is right.. you dont know about that.. silly me *whispers* I herd the Imperial appointed Governer has been paid off by Jabba to look the other way, the whole Imperial Garrison is corrupt. I guess that is pretty common out here on the fringe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emupiett Posted February 14, 2001 Share Posted February 14, 2001 [to MOSARI] What don't I know about? I hope none of our men are dealing with that gangster! He hasn't been known to keep HIS end of bargains. If I find out that one of my men are dealing with him, they won't live to regret it! Thank you for letting me know, by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted February 14, 2001 Author Share Posted February 14, 2001 [To Byrd] Why don't you join the Rebellion? the hours and pay are better, AND there's a great dental plan and pension fund! Can I have that wanted poster? It'd be great to impress the girls. [To Mosari] I was once hacking into imp comms (know about that Byrd?)and heard the garrison commander talking with Jabba. Jabba deals illegitimat spice, CO gets a free slave girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_Kinnison Posted February 15, 2001 Share Posted February 15, 2001 [to byrd] Oh by the way.. you see taht Davorian in the corner the one with 2 horns and a devilish smile? His latest news is that Jabba is hiring some small time bounty hunters to take out a few Imperials becasue they are crowding into his business. You might want to be carful where you throw your weight around on Tatooine, this isn't cours- i mean "Imperial Center" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emupiett Posted February 15, 2001 Share Posted February 15, 2001 [to DEAC] Well! Thanks for telling me! I must stop my men from dealing with that slug! [to MOSARI] Thanks for the Information. I think I can handle myself though! But it is always good to know who you're dealing with. *Starts to leave. Flips WUHER 20 creds.* [to WUHER] Keep the change. [to EVERYONE] Well, I must stop my men! But I will be back, I guarantee that. It has been "pleasant." [This message has been edited by emupiett (edited February 14, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_Kinnison Posted February 15, 2001 Share Posted February 15, 2001 *waits for byrd to leave* [to deac] You need to start having a lower profile if you want to survie in toadys world deac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emupiett Posted February 15, 2001 Share Posted February 15, 2001 *Capt. Crevill comes back in.* [to EVERYONE] You know, it's kind of rude leaving on such short notice! And the men aren't mine. I really don't care. I'm just the jail guard. Why should I take care of a matter that Lord Vader should? It's not my job to stop other Imperials from disobeying orders! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_Kinnison Posted February 15, 2001 Share Posted February 15, 2001 [to byrd] But as an Officer are you suppse to hold the ideal of the Empire and protect them from internal, and External conflicts. Don;t officers usuaklly take some kinda oath? And if you are trying to fit in, it wont work unless you take off that Uniform, and show me your resignation papers, THEN i will be a bit more friendly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest emupiett Posted February 15, 2001 Share Posted February 15, 2001 [to MOSARI] You know, you're right I'm going to go reprimand my men, and deal with them in the proper manner for the glory of the empire! Don't worry though, I'll be back. *Gets up and leaves the Cantina* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted February 15, 2001 Author Share Posted February 15, 2001 [To Mosari] I do keep a low profile. Except that, ever since I picked up this data reader on Algavor... B*****r it! That's got a homing sticker peeled on. (Slaps in on Dannik Jerriko's back without him noticing. Stormtroopers come in) Stormtroopers: Aha, Starkiller, I know that Dannik Jerriko disguise won't fool us! Beow!(Jerriko falls dead) [To Mosari] Well I'm glad that vampire's dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_Kinnison Posted February 16, 2001 Share Posted February 16, 2001 [to anyone] You know, i am getting sick of these Impys running around like they own the place. Next Imp that comes in I am going to shoot him right between the Eyes. I will just say he was trying to defect, and ended up deficating on himself [to whuher] Hey, this sunburn is warm, give me a colder one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted February 16, 2001 Author Share Posted February 16, 2001 I do keep a low profile. I was here because, well, I'm on the run, as you know. I hacked into the Imp holo-net and put up a palpatine sucks poster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_Kinnison Posted February 17, 2001 Share Posted February 17, 2001 Thats nothing, one of my former 'mates created the largest holoprogection ever sceene. It appeared over Coruscant, with the words "Hey Emporer! Eat this!" then it showed a holoprogection of his ass. There was a mole 20 feet wide in space for a while. It is amazing what people do when they are drunk, and take a bet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sharkolomew Posted February 17, 2001 Share Posted February 17, 2001 Hey, why's everyone looking at me? I didn't do it! Honest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_Kinnison Posted February 17, 2001 Share Posted February 17, 2001 [to shark] Sure thing "snog the chef", do i really have to get FUBAR over here and show you the Holo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_Kinnison Posted February 17, 2001 Share Posted February 17, 2001 too late Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted February 17, 2001 Author Share Posted February 17, 2001 [To Wuher]Well, I'll have a corellian ale. [To mosari]So, what do think Byrd's up to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_Kinnison Posted February 18, 2001 Share Posted February 18, 2001 [to deac]Polishing Vaders boots with his tongue? reminds me when i was on disiplinary action on Fondor, i only got to use a toothbrush to scrub the hallways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sharkolomew Posted February 18, 2001 Share Posted February 18, 2001 [to Mosari] Um well, FUBAR has had his memory wiped, so I don't think he has the holo, unles it's on one of those handy-dandy holodisks. Then I am fooked. Snog the Chef? Oh no! Not him, I mean me! Doh! *Points blaster at head* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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