Miss_Mayhem Posted July 22, 2006 Posted July 22, 2006 *Bleep-Bloop* The vending machine is up and running and at your service! Kay, I started this thread on Animegalleries where it got real popular and was fun, reaching 15 pages up till the site closed down (I think, I cant find the site anymore). Is it a game? An RPG? It's hard to describe but it's fun and will doubtlessly spin out of control and end up uber-random, which will still be tight. The vending machine is simple with only a few easy-to-follow rules, and for now lets try to concentrate on Psychonaut related stuff, even though the thread says videogames. The person before you will insert something into the vending machine (hypothetically) and you will tell them what they got in exchange (hypothetically), as well as inserting something of your own. Here's an example: Randomdude1: *inserts plush Linda* Randomdude2: You get a bomb *inserts crummy P-nauts slash* Randomdude1: you get one of Vernons stories *inserts good p-nauts fanfic* Randomdude2: etcetera ... And so on and so forth. I will start it off: *inserts a lock of Sasha 9s hair (don't ask)*
Miss_Mayhem Posted July 22, 2006 Author Posted July 22, 2006 You get the den-mother's corpse, yay! *Inserts one of Edgars paintings*
Miss_Mayhem Posted July 22, 2006 Author Posted July 22, 2006 You get a random badge, *inserts hairless bears' corpse, dont ask about that one either*
DarthAve Posted July 22, 2006 Posted July 22, 2006 you get Raz's goggle lens. ~inserts Elton's sailor hat~
Miss_Mayhem Posted July 22, 2006 Author Posted July 22, 2006 You get all of Elton! Oh, and the machine had to squeeze all the air ot of him to fit, so he's gonna need some air pumped into him *inserts a screaming Milka*
Mashi An'krekku Posted July 22, 2006 Posted July 22, 2006 You get Kitty's nail polish. *insert arrowhead*
Poopdogjr Posted July 23, 2006 Posted July 23, 2006 You get some mental cobwebs. Insert Dogen's tin-foil hat.
KingCheez Posted July 23, 2006 Posted July 23, 2006 You get your own brain-in-a-jar! *Insert live cougar*
Smon Posted July 23, 2006 Posted July 23, 2006 You get a not-live cougar! *inserts cheap useless plush doll*
KingCheez Posted July 23, 2006 Posted July 23, 2006 You get Poopdogjr's freaking awesome Razputin action figure. *inserts Smon*
Smon Posted July 23, 2006 Posted July 23, 2006 You get yourself, but from the future of about the end of this sentence. *inserts KingCheez*
Zetz Darke Posted July 23, 2006 Posted July 23, 2006 You get a pack of gum. *Inserts one of Fred's shoulder teacups*
Mashi An'krekku Posted July 23, 2006 Posted July 23, 2006 You get a shaman stick! *insert freshly-murdered Pokemon*
Miss_Mayhem Posted July 23, 2006 Author Posted July 23, 2006 You get Milka who i had inserted not too many posts ago! She will also need air pumped into her with a tire-pump though since squeezing her in meant I had to flatten her out *inserts the insanity of a manatee*
Miss_Mayhem Posted July 23, 2006 Author Posted July 23, 2006 You get a physical representation of you avvy, and it's mad ... enjoy! *Inserts my spare time*
Zetz Darke Posted July 23, 2006 Posted July 23, 2006 You get the rest of my spare time. *Inserts the pain and suffering of the homophobes who happen upon Psychonauts slash*
Miss_Mayhem Posted July 24, 2006 Author Posted July 24, 2006 You get the greatest hits version of 'A True to Life Account of Adventure and Excitement', written by the famed and acclaimed author, Vernon Tripe...so sorry...I really am...*inserts snakes on a plane*
Smon Posted July 24, 2006 Posted July 24, 2006 You get MOTHA ****IN' SNAKES! *inserts Samuel Jackson*
Miss_Mayhem Posted July 24, 2006 Author Posted July 24, 2006 You get to have super-sexy, silent , Splinter Cell Sam Fisher lurking through your shadows *Stuffs in whatever sanity I have left*
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