St. Jimmy Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 "I'm going to help Ave!" Jimmy yelled unnesesarily. with that, He ran off in the wrong direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Elton was standing in front of Darth, getting ready to fishslap her. "ELTON I'M SORRY!" Darth yelled. She lunged at Elton and began to eat his face, Lector style. After elton's skeleton was vistable and everyone had stopped looking at Ave in horror, Ave ran after Schafer, carrying Elton's carcass to burn in traditional jedi manner. "...ya know, considering the damage done, it might just be a better idea to just break the disc in half." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 "But that's not the jedi way." Ave said. She trekked through the woods, following the footprints. You think they'd be smart enough to levitate, but no. (Smon, where do you find the highest post count thing?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mashi An'krekku Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Mashi jumped back in the tree to hide as Lena lunged at some kids with her staff. She ended up being surrounded by five of them. WHAT WILL SHE DO? ... She'll pull out her first super-cool demon move in the entire RP, that's what! Dropping her staff, she spread her arms and wings wide open and closed her eyes. A pillar of purple flames appeared around her. As suddenly as they appeared they were unleashed onto the attacking students. The words "K.O. X 5" appeared somewhere. "I'd call that Elegant Spinning Destiny, but that'd be stealing." She flew up in the tree and dragged Mashi out. "No, I wanna stay here." "TOO BAD!" She threw Mashi at another kid. *WHUMP!* "OWZ!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Jimmy returned with some berries he found. "THIS IS A JOB FOR!!!! someone else." he said and kicked the nearest person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruducuuz Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 "Battle scene?! OH NOES!! Time for me to do my part!" Triumphently announced Grud. And with that, he somehow managed to float into the ground. But as soon as he did, he heard a loud booming voice that declared,"YOU CHEATED!!" And Grud yelled back at the voice, " Oh come on! If they can use the internet for weapons, why can't I turn on noclip mode? Fine, be that way." And with that Grud went to google, and he shall return in a few posts time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted August 9, 2006 Author Share Posted August 9, 2006 Oh Shnaps, battle scene! Mayhem and Lili turned to look at the other and nodded in silent agreement. Bobby lunged at them but Lili set up a shield. With a 'bonk!', Bobby learned of it and slowly got up, only to be rained down upon with a volley of arrows shot by Mayhem. What followed was uber violent and shouldn't be read by young kids: it was like and and even some . Weird. And Violent. Too many smilies!!! Bobby was relentless though. Beggining to feel drained, Mayhem and Lili prepared for a final attack. Lili set up a small illusion, being all she could muster. A soft column of light spiraled around her and Mayhem, brightening till it was too bright to look at. Bobby shielded his eyes, and when he could look once more, Lili was alone. Slightly confused, he froze in 'though't. "HEEEYAHH!" He heard from above. He was dumb enough to look and met with the sole of Mayhem's white boot. He was now down for the count. Mahem and Lili high5ed, only to realize that Chops was beggining to trudge their way. Shooting at him a bit, Mayhem looked at Lili, "We should RUN now, Tammy's gettin' away!". And so it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 "Like I said, the portal I have only leads to my copy of the game, we break that in half, the jedis get pissed over me killing... what thirty innocents? Then we go home and wait for this whole thing to blow over." ((Right here Darth.)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted August 9, 2006 Author Share Posted August 9, 2006 "WHAT!?" Mayhem cried from a treetop she had climbed to escape the sluggish, bighaired Chops, "That's all? Wait, someone obviously has to leave to break it in half, but even if we all left with you, Tammy still has Pyro! What will happen to her when you break the disk?" "And me?" Lili actually whimpered, "Will I die? And what is this I hear about all this only being a game?" Fourth wall breakery!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 "WHAT!?" Mayhem cried from a treetop she had climbed to escape the sluggish, bighaired Chops, "That's all? Wait, someone obviously has to leave to break it in half, but even if we all left with you, Tammy still has Pyro! What will happen to her when you break the disk?" "And me?" Lili actually whimpered, "Will I die? And what is this I hear about all this only being a game?" Fourth wall breakery!!! "I feel a need to explain, don't worry, I played Black and White AND Actraiser," Smon cleared his throat. "You, and everything you know, are but a game in our universe called Psychonauts, logically, if we leave Tammy here and break the disc all reality will corrupt, so you may live, but much more likely you will die. However it would still be a good idea to get Pyro out first." Lili looked sad. "And only one of you can leave with us, since we need a soul-weight to counterbalance Tammy's destruction." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Pyro randomly bit Tammy, causing her to be dropped. Staggering away from the crazed evil woman, she began to feel dizzy. Randomly falling about, she walked along, before stopping. She was being mind-controlled. Walking towards the edge of a waterfall that Gruducuuz had accidentally googled into existence (Let's just say it came under firearms for some reason) Sasha, Mashi and Smon noticed and let out a scream of NO!!! But it was too late. Pyro walked over the edge and plummeted to the bottom. The group gasped. Because, being real and stuff, not a bunch of pixels, she was, well... Kinda dead. BUT ALAS! Her spirit randomly came out of nowhere! "Hey guys, what just happened?" She asked, shrugging. "Uh... You... Just... Died," Sasha sighed. Pyro chuckled. "Oh SWEET!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 "Ha Ha you're dead." Jimmy said "but still not a saint like me. what we need to do is one of two things, catch your spirit in a jar like they do to the poes in Zelda, or leave you here, or some cram your spirit into your body. Then, once that's all over we turn to Smon once again with his master plans." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruducuuz Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 "I have returned!!" Yell Grud outside the camp gates. A few seconds after being said, the camp gates were busted open by the most strange vehicle ever created... words can not explain it... But the thing drove through camp and right into Tammy, as she was powerless to stop it. Being it her one weakness,( Tim's weakness is the Wienermobile, so the opposite of a weiner is a hotdog, and the opposite of a mobile is a motorcyle!) After being ranover several times, Grud realized something. "It's not Tammy! It's the only councelor that hasn't been mentioned yet! I just ran over Ford Cruller in a dress and a wig! OH NOES." After Ford being discovered, Tammy's link to him was somehow shattered, and everyone stopped fighting and stuff, but Lili still looked really, really, sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted August 9, 2006 Author Share Posted August 9, 2006 Finally understanding what had to be done, Mayhem nodded and shot Chops in the head with an arrow, "Hey, you're gonna die anyway." She then nimbly jumped off from her perch in the tree, her crouched form and feet landing on Chop's bouncy hair, giving her enough of a boost to jump off and land safely. From there, she ran over to her comrades, "Kay, so they're gonna die and nothing can be done about it. Tammy Shafer has escaped and may not even be in this world anymore, we have to stuff Pyro's soul back into her body...crapperific. If only we had that dagger from the Prince of Persia series...We could turn back time...wait, only 8 seconds, too late now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 "Wow! I just had the best idea!" Jimmy was thinking again. "We have to go get the telephone booth from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure!" And upon saying jumped into a google screen. *minutes later* "I'm Back! Hey guys check out this mad putty I got!.... Right umm the time machine booth." *jumps back into google*...*comes back out in the telephone booth.* "Got it!" He yelled from inside. "Okay, What we need to do is everyone get in here, It's a tight fit but it can be done. Dial the number for the Year, Date, and time and we should be able to go back in time just far enough to prevent the whole death of Pyro thing. OR we could just prevent a lot of things that shouldn't of happened! Who's with me?" (Should make things interesting if there's agreement.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruducuuz Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Grud then suddenly jumped into the phone booth, and then came back several seconds later, holding the severed head of a teenager. "MWUAHAHA! EBAUMSWORLD.COM EXISTS NO LONGER!!"screamed Grud. "Okay, what were you saying?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted August 10, 2006 Author Share Posted August 10, 2006 Mayhem beamed, "Not a bad idea! While I'm not sure how and when to use it to stop Tammy, it should be able to prevent Pyro's death! Just gimme a sec." She warped into google, reappearing shortly, but with a silver bluish dagger thing in her hand, and dressed as such . "Give that back!" Said woman in picture snapped, followed by the generic but still angry grunts of this dude . "Shnaps, canon cahracter invasion!" Mayhem squealed before pushing them back into a reality/dimension rift that opened behind them. "Well...'tis the dagger 'o time! Just in case..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Pyro glared at the people. "But I LIKE being dead. I mean... Like, yeah," She commented. People looked at her funny, because of the fact she was protesting against being alive again. "Well, hasn't ANYONE here read 'Always and forever'?" Pyro received blank stares from all but a few, who raised their hands slowly and shakily. "I warped reality with that fan fiction. Now... Dead characters in the Psychonauts universe return to life," Pyro hummed. "But the characters I killed off haven't died yet," Pyro finished, as Miss Mayhem glanced towards Sasha. "In summary. I LIKE BEING DEAD. Other than the fact my eyes don't look like they're on fire, but hey," Pyro mumbled, shrugging, before flying through Jimmy, and setting a tree on fire with her mind. "Look! I can still use Pyro! Total and utter love of being dead," Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 "uuughh.. Now I feel sick" *sits down in corner of phone booth* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mashi An'krekku Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 And Lili was...still sad. Mashi went over to her and said "DON'T BE SAAAD!" in a high-pitched voice, reminiscent of Fyre of the Action Squad Detective Force. "I DON'T LIKE YOU," she replied, totally NOT reminiscient of Spink of the ASDF. Lena grumbled. "Mashi, leave the little human girl alone. She's SAD." "AND I'M TELLING HER TO STOP BEING SAD." Suddenly, Mashi burst into flames. "AHAHH! FYYYREEEZZZ!" Lili grinned at Lena. "I'm happy now." She glared evilly at Mashi. "|3UUUU|2N!!!!11!1 LOOLOL!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted August 10, 2006 Author Share Posted August 10, 2006 Mayhem sighed and turned back time 8 seconds with the dagger, pulling Mashi away before she could be set on fire, making the last 2 seconds of the above post so they never happened, "M'kay, but a dead you still isn't as helpful as a living you, so GET INTO THE PHONEBOOTH!". Mayhem then tried to shove the protesting catgirl inside to little avail. Giving up, she crossed her arms, "Fine, but if we find out that Tammy is still here, we'll leave this world and smash the disk. And who knows what will happen to you if you're dead when that happens. So.." She turned to the rest of the RD gang, 'We've pretty much killed Chops and Bobby..." "w00t!" Raz cried, while Milla and Sasha shook heads knowing that explaining the odd deaths to the kids' parents would be tough. "...Tammy's gotten away and pyro's dead....So what's the plan?" She said at last, motioning to the phone-booth, Mashi's ghost, and then Smon's fedora. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 "WE PLAY THE ACCORDION!" Pyro screamed, yanking an accordion out of her backpack and beginning to play. After seeing the dissapproving looks from her elders, she sighed, and threw the accordion at Maloof, who either died or re-died, depending on how he was. "Look, I might just have the easiest way to fix this in my backpack," She sighed, pulling a small box out of her backpack. Everyone gazed at it in wonder. "What... Uh, is it?" Mashi asked. "It's something special," Pyro mumbled, opening up the box and pulling an old lava lamp out. Rubbing on it, a purple smoke came out. It slowly formed to reveal an elegant purple genie, who smiled at Pyro. "Hello Bianca," Pyro chuckled. Mashi stared blankly at Pyro. "You have a genie?" "You betcha! How do you think I got psychic powers, or elf ears?" Pyro laughed. Mayhem and Mashi shrugged. "Exactly. Anyway, I have one wish left. You can tell me what I should wish for... What do you think? AND DON'T SAY TO BRING ME BACK TO LIFE!!!" She shouted, before smiling up at her genie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruducuuz Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 I would think the smartest thing to wish for would to be wish us all to have genies, so that's at least, umm, 15 or so trys to get Tammy. Or you could wish for more wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 "Depending on the genie that's not allowed." Jimmy informed Gruducuuz. Note: Hewo everyone! I'm gone for the week! BYA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 suddenly, Ave fell from the sky and yelled "I WISH EVERYONE FROM BONUS STAGE WAS HEREEEEE!!!" "Okay."Said the genie. Everyone who was ever in Bonus Stage poofed into Whispering Rock. "WHAT THE HELL?" Smon yelled. "Well, with these guys help, we can surely catch Tammy. Plus, I wanted to meet Keen." Ave picked up the ASDF and began snuggling with them. "Hey, this doesn't bother me. OMFG RYA!!!!" Mashi that lept onto Rya, pretty much suffocating her. Slim then landed on Smon's head and asked for him to buy a superphone. "Well, I guess this doesn't suck." Smon said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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