Anti-Tim RPG

[Miss_Mayhem]

Mayhem went chibi, "...Mmmkay, I guess this could work too...Well, we should all poof outta here, if Tammy is gone."

 

A bruised and battered Raz raised a hand, "Even though two kids are dead, she left with all the others. Kitty happened to drop her friensdhip bracelet. He held it up for all to see, grinning from ear to ear. Lili nodded with another cold glare, "Use clairvoyance on it. We may get a clue as to where she is." Raz shot them a thumbs-up, concentrating on the bracelet, before he finally looked up,"...I'm not sure, but if this Tammy really is from a different dimension like you guys are from and say she is, she has to be there now. The environment is just too different from what we have, and there are alot of people, so you know. They are all tall and stretched out with tiny eyes.."

 

"That's our world all right," Mayhem interrupted, 'What can you tell us about the environment?"

 

Raz bit his lip in though, "Well, there are alot of bright neon lights that say 'Live, nude girl's!', and a pyramid with a light shining off the top.."

 

"Las Vegas!" Mayhem cried, "Now that we found her here, she abandoned her previous plans to shut-down WR, but took the kids with her to help her with her diabolical schemes! Now...should we take Raz, Lili and the Pnauts gang with us?"

[DarthAve]

"Don't forget everyone from BS!" Ave yelled, hugging Keen. "You were so much cooler in 2 legit. Why'd you go and change?"

"Well, I had to be undercover at the band camp."

"Whatever, I miss your helmet."

[Miss_Mayhem]

Milla and Sasha huddled once more, after a minute of whispering, they turned back to the group, "You can take Raz and Lili..."

 

Milla continued, "I suppose we owe you Sasha as well."

[DarthAve]

"I guess we'll take Sasha. I mean, pyro's a ghost so there won't be any glomping. For Sasha, but still smoking is bad."

A silence.

"How are we gonna get to Vegas?"

Craig pushed his way out of the crowd. "I don't............know."

"Hey, isn't Rya a jetpack?" Phil asked

"I don't know, let's just hop in my car."

"Your car must be huge."

"It's a PT crusier. We can make it work. Or we could call Donald Trump and ask to borrow his jet."

"Yeah, Ave. That's really likely."

Just than, Donald Trump's jet landed in the forest.

"That's convient!" Ave yelled. Then everyone hopped into the Trump Jet and flew off to vegas.

[Miss_Mayhem]

The jet broke through the space-time continum, and within 3 short minutes, everyone was within their native (not counting the Pnauts gang) Las Vegas. w00t! Vegas! Gambling, drinking, gambling...um, and saving the world!

[KingCheez]

Is Pyramid Head still around, even? Either way, he

[Mashi An'krekku]

[Wait, Mashi's dead? WHAT?]

 

Lena groaned. "This is getting stupid and weird and weirdly stupid and stupidly weird," she said, obviously using 'stupid' and 'weird' and 'and' too much in that sentence. She tapped her staff on the ground. "Are we going on with plot or not? There's no NEED for more teammates. Plus, they all look retarded."

"What are you trying to say while breaking the fourth wall, Lena?" Mashi asked.

"Are we going to save the damn Psychonauts world or not? Adding characters isn't HELPING! But I think taking them away would help. Plus, I'm a magical freaky demon so...yeah!" The lemur held up her staff and smiled evilly. "Can I? Pleeeeaaaaasssseeeee?"

 

[sorry, I'm a bit angry at the WAY TOO MANY CHARACTERS. This goes on a list of stupidities as to why I leave certain forum RP's.]

[KingCheez]

(Since my character seems to be gone forever I guess I'm out too.)

[DarthAve]

"Fine!" Ave yelled. "I'll go. But you just watch Project Runway, Cause I'll be on there in a few seasons. Also for Kaybert." Ave hopped into a car and drove off.

[Miss_Mayhem]

@ Cheez, the word everyone and everybody is used so that people dont have to manually follow to a different area. You are still here, but since you hadn't posted here in like forevurz, you didn't get mentioned much.~

 

Raz looked to Lena, "4th wall breakery?"

 

Mayhem grimaced, "it's nothing," she then turned to Lena, "I dont really watch Bonus Stage or wherever these new dudes are from, so if you poof 'em away, I wont be too mad."

 

Lili Was the only focused one, now bored with the new premise, "So Tammy is here, but can we be more specific?"

 

Mayhem turned and thought, "Well...this place isn't kid friendly, she'd probably have to lay low someplace less...adult. Circus-Circus seems like a good hotel to start. It's not far from here..."

 

"Is that a batmobile?" Lili asked, her figers pointing to...

 

"The ANti-Tim-Mobile!" Mayhem squealed, "What a stroke of good luck. Raz, Lili, be thankful you or your world wont die."

[pyrohappygirl]

Pyro sighed, before sighing again.

"I want my genie back..." She sighed, before noticing what the others were doing, and where she was.

"LAS VEGAS!!!" She screamed, before immediately rushing up to Mayhem.

"Will you come with me to the venician?" She asked.

[Miss_Mayhem]

Mayhem flipped her head back, "SURE! I love that place."

 

"But the Anti-Tim," Someone whined. Mayhem wagged a finger, "Tammy is an adult, over 21. She cant resist some gambling, we might as well use that to our advantage!"

[Mashi An'krekku]

Lena was bust sending the Bonus Stage characters to an alternate, hellish dimension when she heard that gambling was mentioned.

 

"G-G-G-GAAAAMBAHLIIINGK?" she gasped, zapping Craig into a portal. "I know, I know. We'll play roulette!" She pulled out a revolver. "With six bullets in the gun!"

"Lena, that's RUSSIAN roulette," Mashi explained, suddenly being smart. "You don't win money in THAT. Just death."

"Oh." She tossed the gun aside. It went off, casting a bullet into Mashi's leg.

"OH GOD, I'LL NEVER WALK AGAIN."

 

Raz groaned, kicked Mashi in the shins and TK'd the bullet out. "Anything ELSE you need?"

"Yeah, can you get me a-"

"No." He walked up to Lili and smiled.

"You know," she said to him. "I could've done that myself."

"Yeah, but, I...won or something."

"I guess. Have a silver medallion!"

"Why not gold?"

"NOBODY CAN HAVE THE GOLD MEDALLION! Now can we go do what we're supposed to do?"

"Yeah, sure."

 

Everyone left the...square I guess, leaving Mashi to wallow in pain. ...Wait, she's still in pain? What a wuss.

[Miss_Mayhem]

Mayhem's eyes glinted, as she unsheathed the dagger of time, "Vegas, watch out. I have a wad of imaginary intarwebz money and a dagger that can remind time with full sand-tanks...this is gonna be fun. I suppose we can always catch the Anti-Tim later."

[St. Jimmy]

"WOW Vegas!" Jimmy yelled as loud as he possibly could attracting surpriseingly few stares.

"This place Rawks all over the place! I vote POKER!!!!!! It rocks and I am the king at it."

Note: Seriously, I just bought some World Poker Tour cards today while I was on holiday.

"W00! Texas hold 'em here I come!"

[Gruducuuz]

"If there is one good thing to come out of the game Oblivion, it is that homeless people see and hear everything. I'm off to question hobos." Announced Grud.

[Miss_Mayhem]

At this point, no one cared about the Anti-Tim. Each walked off to whatever interested them. In Mayhem's case, it was the gambling.

"Yo you, kid. No one under 21 allowed," bellowed those annoying security dudes at her as she tried to enter. Mayhem grumbled, and grabbed the dagger. Wee! Slomo sequence! Mayhem casually sanutered past the man at normal speed, laughing at how funny his face looked in slomo. Wee! She was inside!

[Smon]

Smon was bored in Vegas. "Ya know what this place needs? DEADITES!" and thus a big portal into nowhere opened up and a bunch of fast zombies walked out. "Yay! I get to play Gauntlet!" and suddenly he donned Wizard gear and a mysterious voice rang out. "RED WIZARD HAS ENTERED THE GAME."

[Miss_Mayhem]

"Zombies? In Vegas!?" Mayhem cried out. *little blinking flashbulb* She waited calmly at one of the slot machines, and sure enough the zombies invaded the Venetian.

"Halt ye! I command thee to break and rob doth slot-machines, give the coin-stuffs to me and you will get brains!". And sure enough, they listened. Pyramid grunted somthing unintelligable. Mayhem nodded no, "Of course I'm lying. I will take the money and then just shoot them afterwards."

[DarthAve]

Ave than drove back.

 

"ZOMBIES?? Are they t-shirt zombies?"

"No." Smon replied.

"Fashion zombies?"

"No?"

"DANCING ZOMBIES?"

"FOR GOD SAKES NO!"

"Ok then." Ave than drove off again after her brief cameo.

[Miss_Mayhem]

There was screaming. Delish! There was violence. Double-Delish! Mayhem muahaha'd evilly as the zombies gave her the money. Life was good. Raz and Lili ran to her, panting and covered in what appeared to be bite-marks. Lili cussed, "Damn zombies! What do they contribute to the Tammy-Shafer search?"

 

"Absolutely nothing. But they are good minions and are an excellent diversion," Mayhem answered.

 

"We must save our Mistress!" Yelled a chorus of children in the distance.

 

"Hey, did that sound like the missing kids?" Raz asked. Mayhem pointed and the two looked. It was Tammy Shafer and the kids in front of the Pirate-Themed hotel! Batmobile time! Not really, the hotel was across the street.

 

Tammy Shafer fended off a zombie with her boots, then turned to the 3, "Unleashing a horde of zombies to smoke me out, eh (Off in the distance, Smon yelled , 'uh, YES!')? Not bad, but I will be like, so totally victorious!"

 

"I feel stupid," Mayhem sighed as Tammy ordered Phoebe to chew her leg, "A little help please!" Raz sighed, "You shouldda asked the others to help you, you get what you deserve."

 

"I am so gonna kick your ass once she chews my leg off and lets me go."

[pyrohappygirl]

Pyro sighed, kicking some pebbles down the street she had been left on. Then she remembered she was dead, and realized she wasn't kicking anythig, she was walking through stuff.

"Awww," She sighed as she saw the massive fun the others were having.

"They're all killing people without me!" Then she remembered something.

"WOOT I CAN DO RANDOM STUFF FROM DANNY PHANTOM!" She yelled, turning invisible and flying over to a casino. After stealing several things, she realized something.

 

SHE COULD DEFEAT ANTI-TIM BY HERSELF!

 

Flying up again, she brought out her laptop, which had magically got wireless internet, and used it to track Tammy Schafer.

"Oh my gosh!" Pyro yelled, after discovering where she was headed.

"Tammy's going to the Gold Coast!" She shouted, before realizing another something!

"I've got to go stop her!" She screamed, before flying at a billion miles per hour to the Gold Coast. During that time, she had PMed Smon and Mashi, telling them about where Tammy was.

[Miss_Mayhem]

"California? Home!" Mayhem gushed as she she stabbed Phoboe with an arrow. "To the Anti-Tim-Mobile!" she screeched at the tope of her lungs. At a snap of the fingers, the ATM sped to her side, and of course, Steve was driving. Mayem hopped in, followed by Raz and Lili. "We are heading to Lalaland, peoples! Cant let Pyro have all the fun, I wansta kill her too!" she called to the other's, holding the door open so they could enter.

[KingCheez]

Pyramid Heads had been following the WHOLE TIME with the unnerving noise of their swords scratching the ground. One of them was holding a dead guy. They often made puppet shows with corpses, for your information.

 

Headdy 2 held up the corpse and wiggled it to pretend it was talking. "Qfmurgl! Ngarghlig!"

 

Headdy 1 smacked him across the arm and 2 looked away sadly.

 

Then they hopped in the ATM.

 

Still holding the corpse.

[Miss_Mayhem]

"YAY! Cali here we come!" Mayhem gushed, closing the door and pseeding off to her homeland.