Halo_92 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Clone times Today Commander Neyo,(Unit Num. 8826) unfourtunatly, died Today by taking to many asprin. He was found in his luxurious Barracks Pod With his hand over his Chest. Commander Neyo was Quote "A good loyal soldier" Says Emperor Palpatine. A Clone found him and then just "left", reporting the dead Commander three hours later, thinking that he was just a piece of "Bantha Fodder" grunt. Funeral services will be held on Saturday the 26th in honer to the great soldier who killed Stass Allie. any stories and reqeusts are forwared to Halo92 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 WTF?? sorry, Halo, but do you mind clearing this up? is this an imaginary newspaper? or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niner_777 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Yeah, that's kind of funny, but confusing as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_92 Posted August 9, 2006 Author Share Posted August 9, 2006 Yes Its the Clone times inspired by Taclled. there will be a new issue almost every night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 just what we need: more spam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 oh dear... i actually thought this was some random spam thing when i opened it. looks like i was right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_92 Posted August 9, 2006 Author Share Posted August 9, 2006 no its not mr. itsnotfriday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pad Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Lets see where this is going, but if needed a nice lock can be put in place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_92 Posted August 11, 2006 Author Share Posted August 11, 2006 Clone times Here it is, Hot off the press! He is Gay! Jar Jar binks is gay! He was a little "weird" when he appeared in Episode 1. But the Questions remained about his "orientation". He told Bill O'Reilly "Mesa Gay" when he attended dinner at O'Rielly's house. O'Rielly backhanded Jar Jar after he told him he was gay. Tisk Tisk, nothing Good ever Happens to a homosexual amphibian. Chancellor Palpatine said Quote he always was staring at my wrinkled self but I still found him attractive." These stories are fiction and are not true so don't sue any stories and reqeusts are forwared to Halo92 I'm now hiring for positions on the paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Clone times Here it is, Hot off the press! He is Gay! Jar Jar binks is gay! He was a little "weird" when he appeared in Episode 1. But the Questions remained about his "orientation". He told Bill O'Reilly "Mesa Gay" when he attended dinner at O'Rielly's house. O'Rielly backhanded Jar Jar after he told him he was gay. Tisk Tisk, nothing Good ever Happens to a homosexual amphibian. Chancellor Palpatine said Quote he always was staring at my wrinkled self but I still found him attractive." These stories are fiction and are not true so don't sue any stories and reqeusts are forwared to Halo92 I'm now hiring for positions on the paper I thought you were talking about that guy from nsync at first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_92 Posted August 11, 2006 Author Share Posted August 11, 2006 yeah do you want to be a member of my staff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 yeah do you want to be a member of my staff? Me? Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_92 Posted August 11, 2006 Author Share Posted August 11, 2006 help me come up with some awesome stories. that's why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1_337 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 I will join you admaral crunch bite... forgive me for thou spelling..... I'VE GOT A GOOD IDEA ON HOW BUSH IS AN ASS-----. $|*@|\/|, $|*@|\/|, $|*@|\/|, $|*@|\/|, $|*@|\/|, $|*@|\/|, $|*@|\/|, $|*@|\/|, |_0\/3|_y $|*@@@@@|\/| \/\/0|\||)3|2f|_||_ $|*@@@@@@|\/||\/| Now everybody sing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_92 Posted August 11, 2006 Author Share Posted August 11, 2006 if your gonnan speak leet then i can't hire you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pho3nix Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 This thread seems kinda spammy / useless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1_337 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 i'm with Pho3nix, especially after the "gay" reference. please do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MachineCult Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Any thread that 1337 posts on should be locked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pad Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Sigh. Can you please think before you post * Locks * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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