Alegis Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 I may fail to get drunk, however certain actions - which are the fruit of a sacred marriage between boredom and surges of stupidity - may prove to be unforgiveable in due time. How far do the clutching hands of an internet life reach? And is it even still possible for mere mortals to craft the most ugly myspace profile ever? I signed up. What I expect of Myspace: That it makes me such a happy person, engulved in delight, and meet new real friends because I have none. Lighten up my miserable existence with rays of hope. What I don't want of Myspace: Getting lured in a dark alleyway by rapists What I seek I seek the most hideous backgrounds, annoying sounds and most importantly: stupid friends - to lighten the place up. Or tips at profile. IM NEW AT THIS Mission: most ugly profile ever? A collage of disgust will help us SURVIVE THE HORRORS OF THE INTERNET. Thank you very much It looks very poor and naked right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 ... I don't get it. I appreciate your Hitler-sig though. Heil evil sorcerer Hitler! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alegis Posted August 26, 2006 Author Share Posted August 26, 2006 I seek the most hideous backgrounds, annoying sounds and most importantly: stupid friends - to lighten the place up. And yes, the pic was so awesome I decided to use signatures again. Something I haven't done since ... well, for a long time anyways. You don't want his magical wrath. Or bagman. I'm sending bagman if you don't co-operate. GET EM BAGMAN http://video.google.pl/videoplay?docid=2107860976834753426&q=bagman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Just start inviting people on Telia Tequila/Whore's (but still hawt) Myspace. Just get every single one of them until you have like 10,000 friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 A big plastered image of goatse as your background would be a nice touch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alegis Posted August 26, 2006 Author Share Posted August 26, 2006 Just start inviting people on Telia Tequila/Whore's (but still hawt) Myspace. Just get every single one of them until you have like 10,000 friends. Will they respect me though? I think Tom is my best friend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 A big plastered image of goatse as your background would be a nice touch! Lightweight. Use an image from the pain series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Bright Green. In particular, 1EFF00. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Tyrion, change your avatar back to that weird Cloud head or whatever it was you had in 2002, you doobie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Tyrion, change your avatar back to that weird Cloud head or whatever it was you had in 2002, you doobie. Get back on MSN you assface and I'll change it back to Cloud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 This thread hurts my soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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