Scorpicus Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 It's time we get a new game! The "Oh ****, I've just killed the person above me" game! Right, the rules are that the first person will type out a situation e.g. Bob was walking down the street. Then the second person will kill them: when he got mowed down by a pentioner on a moped! Then the third guy would kill the old guy on the moped and so on and so on. All clear? Good. Ahem: Maria Sharapova was playing tennis when... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pho3nix Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 She saw Anna Kournikova working out and died of awe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Virago Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 then Lindsay Lohan showed up and shot Anna (sorry, 8 am is way too early to have any original ideas). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Virago Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 *bump* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sotha-Sil Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 Then, uh, some guy came and killed Lindsay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Du Man Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Then, uh, some guy came and killed Lindsay. then the guy died in obscurity as he ran in a fit of depression right infront of a bus that happened to be driven at the time by Cary Elwes. (we using celeberties only?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Dando Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Then some average Joe dragged Cary Elwes off the bus, held him up at gunpoint, took him to the local zoo, and threw him in with the...urrrr....lions. No, tigers....Nah, lions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Virago Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Then Uwe Boll dragged him to a room where he tied him to a chair and made him watch all his movies over and over again, so he died in a really painful way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Dando Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 EDIT: Then Uwe Boll was set upon by a pack of venomous hellhounds, whose leader was a man who really hated Uwe Boll? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Virago Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 But then there's no one left to kill! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Dando Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 ^Now Nick, go for the kill! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Nick dillydallied too long and forgot about the hellhounds. They eventually finished up Uwe Boll and proceeded to devour our beloved forumite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Dando Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Then after witnessing this whole affiar, Herman Munster went into a blind rage, accidently killing four people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 And then a convenient mob of townsfolk with torches and pitchforkes eviscerated poor Herman, robbing The Munsters of their breadwinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Dando Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Then one of the townsfolk (somehow) managed to drench everybody with kerosene, and then proceded to set fire to them all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Virago Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Then Ozzy Osburne showed up and bit his head off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Dando Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Then Geezer Butler showed up a smashed Ozzy's head in with his bass guitar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Virago Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Then Alfred, Bruce Wayne's butler, walked in and slowly talked Geezer into dying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Dando Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Then Don Johnson came along in his Miami Vice guise and shot Alfred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Master Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Then Godzilla came and roasted Don Johnson with his flamebreath.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Dando Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Then Rodan appeared and emitted a radioactive heat beam from his mouth, killing Godzilla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Master Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Then came Thor and smashed Rodan to dust....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Virago Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Then Rosie O'Donnell came and threw a rubber band at the Thor's head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Master Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Then came Donald Trump and sued her, then she got executed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlo El Sanchez Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Then Chuck Norris came out of nowere and bit Donald Trump's face off - killing him instantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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