purifier Posted June 28, 2011 Posted June 28, 2011 ^Ladies aaaannnnnd Gentlemen. I will now introduce to you..THE HUMAN MOSQUITOooooooooooooo! ^if you're a flashlight, then what's yo mama? A light socket that got screwed by a light bulb. (I can't believe I said that...poor mother.)
Darth Avlectus Posted June 28, 2011 Posted June 28, 2011 If Pinocchio were a serial murderer, that'd be him. Tengu. ^YO! check it out ya'll! The human fly and ICE-T's lovechild. Oh yeah! I went there.......... You went there just like you went up a hippo's rear end.
purifier Posted June 28, 2011 Posted June 28, 2011 ^he's joker, he's smoker, he's a miiiiiiiidniiiight toker...yeah! (Lol, gotta love the Steve Miller band.) You went there just like you went up a hippo's rear end. Now you would only know that, if you got up in there and was there first. ZING!
Darth Avlectus Posted June 28, 2011 Posted June 28, 2011 Now you would only know that, if you got up in there and was there first. ZING! Or I could have planted a spy camera and watched from my computer on a live stream. Like how you would know R. Kelly is the love child of Ice-T and the human fly.
Hallucination Posted June 29, 2011 Posted June 29, 2011 ^Last time I played that game the 16-year-old selling it asked for my I.D.
HockeyGoalie35 Posted June 29, 2011 Posted June 29, 2011 ^Yeah, by law, i couldn't just give it to you....jeez. have some class.
Ferc Kast Posted June 29, 2011 Posted June 29, 2011 ^Avatar looks similar to Pinocchio, aside from the flames in the background
Totenkopf Posted June 29, 2011 Posted June 29, 2011 ^Wookies? Wookies? He don't got to do nothing for no stinkin wookies!
purifier Posted July 20, 2011 Posted July 20, 2011 IT'S A DRILL?!..IT'S A PROBE?!..NO WAIT! WHY IT'S..IT'S..SKEEEETERMAAAAAAN! DA-TADAAAA-DA-TE-DAAAAA..DA-TADAAAA-DA-TE-DAAAAA! QUICK! Somebody get the flyswat.
Darth Avlectus Posted July 20, 2011 Posted July 20, 2011 ^^^He wants an electric flyswat from Harbor Freight.
Totenkopf Posted July 20, 2011 Posted July 20, 2011 ^gave up cooling in his Escalade for establishing a criminal empire
Totenkopf Posted July 20, 2011 Posted July 20, 2011 ^Still hasn't gotten plastic surgery to fix his face......freak.
Darth Avlectus Posted July 22, 2011 Posted July 22, 2011 ^^^Still pounding delusional paranoid conspiracy theorists. I'm surprised he hasn't tried to whoop my ass yet.
Ferc Kast Posted July 23, 2011 Posted July 23, 2011 ^Suggests playing with traffic; Sounds too dangerous to me
Totenkopf Posted July 24, 2011 Posted July 24, 2011 ^nothing to see there, so I'll just be moving along.
purifier Posted July 24, 2011 Posted July 24, 2011 ^^I don't know why, but your avi almost inspires me to pull someone's finger.
Darth Avlectus Posted July 24, 2011 Posted July 24, 2011 ^Looks like a bipedal flashlight faced sith lord.
Totenkopf Posted July 25, 2011 Posted July 25, 2011 ^avi is of a foul mouthed sleazebag quoted in his sig.
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