Samnmax221 Posted January 29, 2007 Author Share Posted January 29, 2007 I really don't know, but seeing as you must drop your TP into the toilet afterwards it only makes sense to wipe in a downward sort of angle or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 So you're saying you don't check the damage afterwards? In the name of good health, I like to know if there's any weird coloration or bleeding going on down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomstalk Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Back to the subject, I've been reading the webcomic Telltale's been posting for Culture Shock, and it's gotten me thinking about why the new games have disappointed me so much. The comic feels like Sam & Max- from the concept of a treacherous earwig, to the random appearance of a cockroach, and the appearance of some guy with a hook for a foot that just happens to be one of their many arch-enemies. The games just don't have that feeling of surrealism. Where are the manatee kidnapping pirates, the missing bigfoots (bigfeet?), the giant garbage-eating moon roaches? There's nothing like that in the new games- instead we get lame a collection of TV themed jokes that were tired years ago. Come on, has been child stars should be perfect for Sam and Max. Then there are the characters themselves- they're supposed to be violent enough to skirt the very edge of what can still be considered slapstick. They don't come off that way in the game. The writers seem to be playing it safe, and it's making the games feel really bland. And the puzzles: I grew up playing adventure games, and these have got to be the easiest I've ever played. Hell, Sierra's edutainment titles were more challenging (Mmmmm... Pepper's red hair was so-- stop! Bad Doomstalk, bad!). It's pathetic when I get a better time for my money value out of your average $10 movie ticket than you do out of an adventure game, episodic or not. Give me something to sink my teeth into, not something I've beaten before I've finished my morning cup of coffee. All-in-all, the games aren't bad, but they're still a long way off from what they should be. Come on, Telltale, step up to the plate and give us the sequel we've been waiting 13 years for. Not some watered down junk that makes me pine for the TV show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Downwards?? So, in essence you are saying you wipe it all towards your balls? And also from the rear, so that your finger almost digs "accidently" into your hole? Gross. Gay and gross. Another important question is, to fold or to rumple? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 He made a dirty joke about Pepper's Adventures in Time. I seriously don't know how that happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 How is this adding something to the topic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomstalk Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 He made a dirty joke about Pepper's Adventures in Time. I seriously don't know how that happened. After a chapter was finished and Pepper's dog started howling and panting, you didn't...? Oh, never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted January 29, 2007 Author Share Posted January 29, 2007 Downwards?? So, in essence you are saying you wipe it all towards your balls? And also from the rear, so that your finger almost digs "accidently" into your hole? Gross. Gay and gross. Another important question is, to fold or to rumple? Its more downward for me at least, I like to lounge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomstalk Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 Rumple is definitely where it's at. More surface area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Scoop from behind to forward. Examine. Drop. Repeat as necessary. How are you supposed to know when to stop wiping without looking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted January 30, 2007 Author Share Posted January 30, 2007 I'm trying to evolve an eye down there to help with that, ask me again in a million years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 You guys are jerks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 I'm trying to evolve an eye down there to help with that, ask me again in a million years. I don't think anybody's ever wanted a bum eye before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted January 31, 2007 Author Share Posted January 31, 2007 I don't think anybody's ever wanted a bum eye before. No, I want it on region on my inner leg, so I can look at my junk don't you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 This would dramatically change pants, and changing pants is not something I think America's up to right now. We're a country at war, if you've forgotten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted February 1, 2007 Author Share Posted February 1, 2007 Is that a Television in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 FYI, I'm not even wearing pants. Ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 I'd rather evolve an eye on some girls inner legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 You mean you aren't satisfied with skirts and cell phone cameras like the rest of us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted February 3, 2007 Author Share Posted February 3, 2007 Or you could do like Lister and put mirrors on your shoe tops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 Dave Lister...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted February 3, 2007 Author Share Posted February 3, 2007 Yes Itchy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 But you're not British, how could you possibly know about something as obscure as Red Dwarf?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted February 3, 2007 Author Share Posted February 3, 2007 I WAAANNTTTT MMMMYYYYYYY PBS!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 I want Mr. Bean's Holiday and Hot Fuzz to come out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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