Halo_92 Posted February 15, 2007 Posted February 15, 2007 Zombie gamer defecates in the janitor's mouth so he dies.
grievous797 Posted February 15, 2007 Posted February 15, 2007 Master Chief snipes zombie in the brain.
Sabretooth Posted February 15, 2007 Posted February 15, 2007 Master Chief is owned by Covenant Elite with energy sword. He is the one hoping to make it to the Halo movie.
Johnpp Posted February 15, 2007 Posted February 15, 2007 Elite does not get in the movie and gets shot through the head.
Sabretooth Posted February 15, 2007 Posted February 15, 2007 Peter Jackson decides to sign him on anyways.
grievous797 Posted February 15, 2007 Posted February 15, 2007 It turns out that peter jacksons on halo and it detonates.
Ctrl Alt Del Posted February 16, 2007 Posted February 16, 2007 50% of the Eardth population (human or not) is infected by the flood. The others 50%...
Ferc Kast Posted February 17, 2007 Posted February 17, 2007 The other 50% are struck by 1.21 jigowatts of electricity.
grievous797 Posted February 18, 2007 Posted February 18, 2007 The ark from halo 3 opens and wipes out the flood.
CSI Posted February 18, 2007 Posted February 18, 2007 The time passed, and the Carbon Dixiode was slowly generated, therefore melting the ice and ended the Ice Age.
Sabretooth Posted February 18, 2007 Posted February 18, 2007 A massive "grow plants" campaign resulted in filtering out of Carbon Dioxide.
Ctrl Alt Del Posted February 18, 2007 Posted February 18, 2007 New lifeforns are born. Microorganisms.
Halo_92 Posted February 18, 2007 Posted February 18, 2007 A fat guy eats the heat and farts it all out on everyone.
Ctrl Alt Del Posted February 18, 2007 Posted February 18, 2007 Halo_92, the survivor microorganism, dies from the "pungent" odor of the man fart.
Sabretooth Posted February 19, 2007 Posted February 19, 2007 A large fan wipes out the man-fart odour.
igyman Posted February 19, 2007 Posted February 19, 2007 There is a power shortage in the whole city and the fan won't work.
Ctrl Alt Del Posted February 19, 2007 Posted February 19, 2007 The fan isn't eletrical based. It still works!
MachineCult Posted February 19, 2007 Posted February 19, 2007 A medium sized rock impacts the fan irreparably damaging it.
Ferc Kast Posted February 19, 2007 Posted February 19, 2007 The medium sized rock is destroyed by a clone trooper on a turret.
MachineCult Posted February 19, 2007 Posted February 19, 2007 Medical science prevents death from old age.
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