MachineCult Posted March 13, 2007 Posted March 13, 2007 Kermit the frog is squashed by the Toad Croaker!
Sabretooth Posted March 14, 2007 Posted March 14, 2007 Fuel prices drop to $0.1, so that O'Hare guy refuels it.
Ctrl Alt Del Posted March 19, 2007 Posted March 19, 2007 ...But the shot hits a wall near him, and since it's BF I instead of BF II (he was playing), there's an actual area damage. The sniper is dead, very dead.
RC-1162 Posted March 19, 2007 Posted March 19, 2007 The Sniper's best friend sticks his rifle in the Shotgunner's back and pulls the trigger.
RC-1162 Posted March 19, 2007 Posted March 19, 2007 Gets annoyed and whacks the butt of the rifle into the Shotgunner'd neck, breaking it and killing him.
Sabretooth Posted March 20, 2007 Posted March 20, 2007 Butt bounces off the shotgunner's body, magically releasing the jam, shooting and killing the sniper.
HK-42 Posted March 20, 2007 Posted March 20, 2007 Shotgunner trips off the clif and slams into the ground.
Ctrl Alt Del Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 Fortunately, the ground is full of pillows (?)
Sabretooth Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 Pillows are sucked in by a large size vacuum cleaner.
RC-1162 Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 Along with them goes the Shotgunner and his mashed-up body clogs the motor.
RC-1162 Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 The shotgunner's wife's new boyfriend sued the designer of the motor (deja vu?)
Sabretooth Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 Designer of the motor claims it wasn't him. It is all Sony's fault.
RC-1162 Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 Sony denies accusations furiously while crossing fingers behind back.
HK-42 Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 Police officer sees the crossed fingers and the judge acknoledgeds the sueing. Banckrupting Sony.
Ferc Kast Posted March 21, 2007 Posted March 21, 2007 Weeks later, the designer admits that it was his fault, causing Sony to become rich again(while hiring snipers).
Sabretooth Posted March 22, 2007 Posted March 22, 2007 Sony's snipers kill the designer, hoping to make it a publicity stunt for GTA4.
RC-1162 Posted March 22, 2007 Posted March 22, 2007 The snipers kill each other hoping to be the only one to claim credit.
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