RC-1162 Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 The pants thank him by knocking his teeth out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Teeth are actually enamel-coated gold teeth, and are sold by the tailor to make a hell a lot of money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Gold is easily moldable, and so a nice hard bite or strike of a hammer into one would spell disaster on some rather expensive teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Don't get literal man, you're ruining all the fun! @Sabre: Tailor uses the money to hire a hitman to take out the pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK-42 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 The hitman takes the money and shoots the Tailer. Because he is really aready hired by the pants to kil the tailor. So he gets dubble pay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Hitman realises he is being turned into a movie and that Vin Diesel will not be playing him. He protests against Hollywood and loses all his money in that process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK-42 Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 The Hitman shoots the Hollywood people and gains THERE money more than his was, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 A dog comes and bites his groin and he spends the rest of his life in a seedy hospital on life-support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK-42 Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 The hospital gets the best medical care in the world and the hitman is healed but still mad, not to mentioned embarressed, so he seeks out and kills the dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 The dog gets the best medical care in the world and the dog is healed but still mad, not to mentioned embarressed, so he seeks out and kills the hitman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 You have two contradictory statements, since Saru said that the dog was killed. But eh, what teh heck . The hitman drops a piece of metal which is ingested by a slug and excreted as a compound ten times more radioactive than all the uranium deposits of the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 @RC-1162:What can I say? They were very good doctors. People dig a hole to protect themselves against the radiation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Zombie dog finds a bone and desides to bury. So he digs a hole uncovering the uranium. Exposing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Dog eats the uranium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 U.N. takes dog and drops it over Korea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Korea has anti-nuclear shells already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Anti-nuclear shells are "shipped" from Korea to Atlantis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Korea is saved from decimation at the last minute when the uranium in the dog's stomach decays into lead and the dog hits the ground hard, making a largish dent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Dent is fixed by a tree-hugger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 Tree hugger is ironically killed by falling tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Adidas Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 Just as the tree is about to fall some woodchopper grabbs a chainsaw and cuts it inti little pieces. Sets it all the wood on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Fire catches on to lumberjack's highly flammable flannalet shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Lumberjack sneezes violently and puts all the fire out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 Lumberjack dies. Causa Mortis:Flu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 The WHO set up a worldwide campaign to eradicate flu because the lumberjack suppled the wood that kept the fire in the WHO's main cleaner's house burning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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