Sabretooth Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Last sniper is sliced into two by a katana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK-42 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 The katana has a heart attack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 A heart surgeon uses a defibrillator on the katana and zaps the heart back to life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MachineCult Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 The heart surgeon forgets how to use the defibrillator, but attempts it anyway and kills both the katana and himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Doctor's remains are thrown into a massive garbage can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MachineCult Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Garbage can has a hole in the bottom and the Doctor falls out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 Doctor breaks his arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 A passing 8 year old sees the dead body of the doctor with a broken arm and wets his pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 HIs pants are furious. It strangle him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 Boy has titanium neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted March 24, 2007 Share Posted March 24, 2007 The pants grab a lightsaber and decapitates the boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 The boy is so fat, he doesn't even have a (visible) neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 Boy is forcibly locked in gymnasium till the loses 50 kilos of weight and neck becomes visible again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 Pants thumb the saber on and really decapitate him this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 Pants end the democracy and declares himself the Emperor. He then move to conquer North America... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK-42 Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 The Secret Guardian of NA named Davy Jones(POTC Version) sends the pants to his locker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Jones forgets to lock the locker and his consumed by the almighty Pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Pants are sick of the water it soaked up and demands to be spin-dried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Pants are sucked in by a twister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Pants come out again, spic and span and completely dry. It continues its reign of terror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK-42 Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Ah.... The Pants fall over and gets one of its legs stuck on a sharp boulder and is ripped in half as the twister sucks him back up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Twister twists the pants. <_< >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 The pants go to a tailor and gets itself repaired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Tailor cuts his fingers, courtesy cursed scissors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 ROCK DEATHZ SCIZZ0RZ!!!!!! (Joke) He actually cut all his fingers right off, but that's okay seeing as he sewd (sp?) the pants up using only his teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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