Halo_92 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Zombie gamer defecates in the janitor's mouth so he dies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grievous797 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Master Chief snipes zombie in the brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Master Chief is owned by Covenant Elite with energy sword. He is the one hoping to make it to the Halo movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnpp Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Elite does not get in the movie and gets shot through the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Peter Jackson decides to sign him on anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grievous797 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 It turns out that peter jacksons on halo and it detonates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 The Flood is shot all the way to Earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 50% of the Eardth population (human or not) is infected by the flood. The others 50%... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 The other 50% are struck by 1.21 jigowatts of electricity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grievous797 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 The ark from halo 3 opens and wipes out the flood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 The Ark is destroyed due to the heat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grievous797 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Ice age comes and destroys the heat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSI Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 The time passed, and the Carbon Dixiode was slowly generated, therefore melting the ice and ended the Ice Age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 A massive "grow plants" campaign resulted in filtering out of Carbon Dioxide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 New lifeforns are born. Microorganisms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grievous797 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Heat kills the microrganisms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_92 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 A fat guy eats the heat and farts it all out on everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Halo_92, the survivor microorganism, dies from the "pungent" odor of the man fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 A large fan wipes out the man-fart odour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 There is a power shortage in the whole city and the fan won't work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 The fan isn't eletrical based. It still works! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MachineCult Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 A medium sized rock impacts the fan irreparably damaging it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 The medium sized rock is destroyed by a clone trooper on a turret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 Clone trooper dies from old age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MachineCult Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 Medical science prevents death from old age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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