Darth Avlectus Posted November 5, 2010 Posted November 5, 2010 So militaristically that you have soldiers at every point of importance and a drill Sargent in each bathroom ordering you how and when to take a leak. What does Dr Wily look like?
Totenkopf Posted January 1, 2011 Posted January 1, 2011 Why ask when you need only look in your mirror....... Why is Red obsessed with putting his foot in everyone else's ass?
Darth Avlectus Posted January 1, 2011 Posted January 1, 2011 He isn't, it's the dumbassery of his neighbor Bob or the kettle-headedness of others that drives up his heare rate to want to do such a thing. Evil Spock is evil?
Alkonium Posted January 1, 2011 Posted January 1, 2011 Yes. How insane would someone go after seeing the infinite complexity of time?
Darth Avlectus Posted January 2, 2011 Posted January 2, 2011 Insane enough to launch a jar of jam at radar. Why did the abominable woof man blow up on your porch?
Totenkopf Posted January 2, 2011 Posted January 2, 2011 'cuz someone stuck a blasting cap in his ass..... Why does Jules like to use a "gourmet" shot?
Darth Avlectus Posted January 2, 2011 Posted January 2, 2011 Because, you don't be crowdin' the goalie--ya need te extra edge. And I believe other teams' coaches are tyrannous evil men. Why is it that DarkDream from Dragon Warrior 6 is not really an evil bastard? (Hint: look up on YT)
Alkonium Posted January 3, 2011 Posted January 3, 2011 He wasn't born out of wedlock, and is therefore, not a bastard. How many eggs would I have to microwave at once to blow the door off the microwave?
Darth Avlectus Posted January 3, 2011 Posted January 3, 2011 depends on the microwave Why should one beware of a Dyson?
Alkonium Posted January 3, 2011 Posted January 3, 2011 Because once the tractor beam pulls you in, there's nothing stopping you from flying right into the contained star. He didn't mean a Dyson Sphere, did he?
Totenkopf Posted January 3, 2011 Posted January 3, 2011 No, he meant dice-on a sphere......some type of evil game that involves power tools and sex. What kind of insurance policy does the Doctor have on the Tardis?
Alkonium Posted January 3, 2011 Posted January 3, 2011 Isomorphic controls. Does Star Trek's Alternate Reality (the setting of the 2009 film) have its own mirror universe, and what would it be called?
Darth Avlectus Posted January 4, 2011 Posted January 4, 2011 No, it doesn't. But if it did, it'd be called "Lake Titicaca". Where did cornholio say that Lake Titicaca is?
Totenkopf Posted January 4, 2011 Posted January 4, 2011 Halfway between his mom's cheast and her ass. Do you think Tommy DeVito is funny? Like a clown?
Alkonium Posted January 4, 2011 Posted January 4, 2011 I have no idea who that is. What the hell is a "cheast"?
purifier Posted January 4, 2011 Posted January 4, 2011 A new word that means a combination of cheese and yeast. Is it possible to get shot by a real stray bullet when playing a first person shooter game?
Darth Avlectus Posted January 4, 2011 Posted January 4, 2011 NICARAGUA! AGUA for my bunghole! Bunghole! Bungholio! I come here, to command you, to bring me your teepee! I AM CORNHOLIO! Have you seen the almighty bunghole?!
purifier Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 Yes....at the center of our galaxy, only they call it a Black Hole. How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a socket?
Darth Avlectus Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 1. If I were a piano launcher and you were a jungle gym, what does that make the 20 office workers that Totenkopf just used a panzer to take out?
Totenkopf Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 [Mr T]Cannon fodder, fool![/Mr T] Has GTA taken his foot out of RC's ass yet? I can't hear anymore whimpering....
Alkonium Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 RC just got used to it. Does GTA derive sexual pleasure from sticking his foot in people's asses?
Totenkopf Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 Does a bear crap in the woods? Do you enjoy sex and power tools? Is the Pope Catholic...... Why do I keep smashing a hydro-spanner into your skull?
Alkonium Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 Because you erroneously assume it'll make me less insane. If the etymology is correct, isn't a hydrospanner just a spanner that has something to do with water?
Totenkopf Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 That's why I was bashing you in the skull.....to diagnose your level of hydroencephalopathy. Who is muy macho: Darth Vader or Darth Vader?
Darth Avlectus Posted January 6, 2011 Posted January 6, 2011 Anakin Skywalker. Does GTA derive sexual pleasure from sticking his foot in people's asses? Sadistic pleasure, but I can't say it turns me on. Actually it's getting kind of annoying not having my foot out of there but it's stuck. If it's 2:05 PM, and the weather is snowy outside, what flavor is western goulash?
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