CommanderQ Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Hmm, probably South African...or maybe North European, depends on whether it contains hydrogenated fats and stuff... If the printer is spouting ink from multiple crevices, would Western Ghoulash be currently in GTA's microwave/slash nuclear oven? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 More likely in his iPod. So, when will Dr. WHO be a woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Never. Would the morons pushing for that also be for Romana (a female Time Lord who travelled with the Doctor from 1978-1981) returning as a man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Be thankful I have no idea what you're talking about--snap out of it man! Why is your ****in' dog stuck in my piano? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 I'm not quite sure how to explain this ... so I won't! Did you stick an airbag in my microwave in an ill-conceived attempt to kill me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 No. Mr. Bean did it. But it wasn't to kill you. He mistook it for a new popcorn. Why is Luigi telling me "F*** you and F*** SPAGHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETI!"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Obscure fetish. What do you call someone who's famous, but for no clear reason? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Snooki, the Situation, Paris Hilton...... If Dr. Who were a special ed person, would his phone booth be called the Retardis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Yes. And it would be "special Ed" to play doctor who. Why do you have squirrels in your pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Those are not squirrels in my pants funnyguy, they're the family jewels -thankyouverymuch- and sometimes I like to go commando...okay! Why does the sun and moon miss each other by a day's time, will they ever meet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 It's just that way and I don't know. Bounty: Giving Vince McMahon a swirley for $40; Will anybody take it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 I WILL!!! *Chuck Norris steps forward* Is the traveling velocity of a swallow the equivalent of that of an ICRK? (Intercontinental Roundhouse kick) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 On tuesdays at 5:07 PM, yes. Who is mr trashcan man? (I want to spear tackle him, Bill Goldberg status.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Mr. Trashcan man is MARCELLUS WALLACE, YOU FOOL. Why spear-tackle him, when you can, in fact, hit him with a large bamboo stone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Because I *must* save him from himself--I cannot have him be the tyranny of evil men. Who wants to make a home built X ray machine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 RC-3556 does so he can see exactly how far his ass your foot has gone. Where's my muther effin' money, bitches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 *little old lady shoots you from behind* <PLAF!> "I'm sorry I'm late, but I did say I'd make everything right... you broke bitch-@$$ mutha ****ah!" Pwned by his own mama. If I used a 35 ton rotary snowblower, how many passes would it take to clear your street side of every political pundit you hate lined up in front of your house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 GOOD GOD! More likely just one...and you'd probably take out the mail boxes too. Is it really a mad, mad, mad world here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Off with his head! Who are you to ask a question like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 I'm an @$$ hole. Who like mothers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Dath do, you silly sod. What is the square root of a triangular rhombus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Uhh, I forgot my geometry. Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) If Charlie left with Jake, then who in the hell is in Charlie's bedroom who reeks of cologne? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Me! Through its proper use, how exactly does a toilet manage to catch fire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 By accident or circumstance. When will gravity cat be amused? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Only when Evil Spock is amused. If a tree fell in the woods when nobody was around to hear it, would anybody actually give a rat's ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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