Totenkopf Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Is the Pope Jewish? The dalai lama a muslim? Can you fart the pledge of allegiance out in the key of G? What the hell is a matter w/this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Nothing at all. Is the Pope Jewish? The dalai lama a muslim? Can you fart the pledge of allegiance out in the key of G? I'm going to say maybe on that last one. When quitting a job you hate, how much of the building should you vandalize? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Anything and everything you can get away with. And don't look back...and maybe add a "Li'l something" somewhere, seat, heater vent, in the garbage can *under* the trash bag. Preempting quitting that same job: Would it be a fair idea to "contribute" to a health code violation for which a friend randomly visits that building at some unspecified time on seemingly legit business, and anonymously reports it to the local authorities? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 It's a good idea, but I'd hardly call it fair. Under what circumstances is it possible for a doctor to accidentally shoot a patient in the head during an operation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 Unusual ones. Though I think it begs the question "Shoot with what implements?" to correctly address. Why do they sand the paper in sandpaper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 So artists can get a grant and create fake beaches along concrete boardwalks. Why won't Alk share his internetz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Because he's grows from internets and must have more internets to grow bigger...and bigger...and bigger........ Do gun manuals have trouble shooting sections? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 Yes, but you need a second gun for it. Where can one find the countries of Svitz, Luftnarp, and Franchia on a map of Europe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Hessian Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 In Cecil's head. If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Purple, most likely. Is dead a colour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Depends on what kind of death we're talking about. If I go by, then two go by, whose thigh is what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Chickenbutt. Why ask why when you can just go in a corner and die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 I'll have to give you a raincheck on that cow launcher. Who lives in a two story Doritos bag, has a glass tit with a screw-on nipple and has a wooden leg with a bird house in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Obama. Seems everything is possible w/him.....(sniff, sneeze, inhale, cough raggedly....) If he cant see ****......how's he ever gonna find hell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 With great difficulty. What's the best way to juice a crab for Crab Juice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Bunghole Liquors. You should visit that place sometime. It's a hoot. Who gives a **** about bigfoot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrandMasterMarek Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 With great difficulty. What's the best way to juice a crab for Crab Juice? Well I doubt you will find any in the shell I have never tasted crab juice whats it like, is it good for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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