topshot Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 As much as you want plus tax. What's the scouter say about my power level? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJ-W4 Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 You need an upgrade. What's the difference between Arnold Schwarzenegger and a cow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 A cow says moo! What's the difference between Britney Spears and a banana? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 A banana has more brains. Why do we have two eyes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Why don't we have two eyes. Why did the sky light up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobQel-Droma Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Because God said "Let there be light", and there was light in the sky, and it was breakfast and lunch, half a day. Why is there clouds in the sky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 ^Because a giant invisable sky monster sneezed. Why else? Why is there a moon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 ^Because I said so. Why can't I open the cookie jar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobQel-Droma Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 ^Because my cat said so. Why am I crying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Because you can't find a spare battery for your toy lightsaber. How now brown cow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobQel-Droma Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Smell well cured terd. Is a rose a rose a rose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 ^ No, it's a rose. Why does Vader always wear black? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Because he's emo. Why do all sith wear black? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Because they are all gothic. Why is the sun orange/ yellow ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Because they ran out of green. Why do we call it the Sun and not the Star? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobQel-Droma Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Because we're morons. Why is space black? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 ^It's not, it has some white stars. What is the secret to life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Kalverys Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Peanut Butter What is tomorrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 February 1st, 2008 Who created the internet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Bill Gates. What is the internet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 ^ World wide. : Why are there germs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Because otherwise we couldn't call it the Circle of Life. Why can't we see in the dark? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Kalverys Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Because your not a vampire... I am Why was this game invented? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 ^To pass the time. What takes on the form of man, but isn't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 A Sith Lord. Am I right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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