topshot Posted January 21, 2008 Posted January 21, 2008 As much as you want plus tax. What's the scouter say about my power level?
MJ-W4 Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 You need an upgrade. What's the difference between Arnold Schwarzenegger and a cow?
topshot Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 A cow says moo! What's the difference between Britney Spears and a banana?
igyman Posted January 22, 2008 Posted January 22, 2008 A banana has more brains. Why do we have two eyes?
Rev7 Posted January 27, 2008 Posted January 27, 2008 Why don't we have two eyes. Why did the sky light up?
RobQel-Droma Posted January 27, 2008 Posted January 27, 2008 Because God said "Let there be light", and there was light in the sky, and it was breakfast and lunch, half a day. Why is there clouds in the sky?
Rev7 Posted January 27, 2008 Posted January 27, 2008 ^Because a giant invisable sky monster sneezed. Why else? Why is there a moon?
topshot Posted January 28, 2008 Posted January 28, 2008 ^Because I said so. Why can't I open the cookie jar?
RobQel-Droma Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 ^Because my cat said so. Why am I crying?
igyman Posted January 29, 2008 Posted January 29, 2008 Because you can't find a spare battery for your toy lightsaber. How now brown cow?
RobQel-Droma Posted January 30, 2008 Posted January 30, 2008 Smell well cured terd. Is a rose a rose a rose?
Rev7 Posted January 30, 2008 Posted January 30, 2008 ^ No, it's a rose. Why does Vader always wear black?
topshot Posted January 30, 2008 Posted January 30, 2008 Because he's emo. Why do all sith wear black?
Rev7 Posted January 30, 2008 Posted January 30, 2008 Because they are all gothic. Why is the sun orange/ yellow ?
igyman Posted January 31, 2008 Posted January 31, 2008 Because they ran out of green. Why do we call it the Sun and not the Star?
RobQel-Droma Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 Because we're morons. Why is space black?
Rev7 Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 ^It's not, it has some white stars. What is the secret to life?
igyman Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 Because otherwise we couldn't call it the Circle of Life. Why can't we see in the dark?
Darth Kalverys Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 Because your not a vampire... I am Why was this game invented?
topshot Posted February 2, 2008 Posted February 2, 2008 ^To pass the time. What takes on the form of man, but isn't?
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.