Sabretooth Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Because this isn't an Ice Age. X-Wings - is there anything they can't do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 They can't cook, for one thing. What can't they cook? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 They can't cook Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris - Is there anything he can't do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 He can't be lazy. Why can't Chuck Norris be lazy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 Because he isn't Lazyman. Lazyman - Is there anything he can't do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 He can't be hard-working. Why can't he be hard-working? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 He's not a Japanese robot. Japanese robots- is there anything they can't do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 They can't be better than Bender. Bender-Is there anything he can't do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Yes- a lot If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, will it make a sound? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 No. Nao prove me wrong. If a man says something in a forest and no woman is around to hear it, is he still wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobQel-Droma Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Depends on what part of the forest he was in. Why would it depend on what part of the forest he was in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Because of the Amazons. Why would they call themselves the Amazons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Because they're amazing. Given that peer pressure is a form of pressure and that pressure can turn a lump of coal into a diamond, why is peer pressure a bad thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 It's bad because we aren't lumps of coal. Are we doomed to an apocalypse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 ^That depends on if you see pigs flying. PIGS ARE FLYING!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 ... Why can't I see the burning domes and sands? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 Because the giant wombat is blocking the view. How come I can only see the sun and the moon simultaneously every once in a while? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 They don't want you to know they're related. Why hasn't man invented auto-refilling-printer-ink yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJ-W4 Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Because the goblins keep getting in the way. Say, do you miss Balatro? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 ^ I'd give my right arm to meet him. When the power of sex overcomes the sex of power, will the world know peace? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 No, but it'll be too exhausted to fight for a while. Why do some vegetarians eat fungi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 To add more mystery to this universe. How come venomous animals don't die from all that poison inside them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 They actually do, but then they come back as zombies. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was a ****ing zombie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobQel-Droma Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Not ****ing enough. Why is becoming a zombie not a step in reincarnation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Because becoming a zombie is already the first step of being shot by the stunningly good looking guy going on his way to rescue his comely girlfriend. Why is it that during the Zombie Bolshevik Revolution only the pretty people live? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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