Alkonium Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 No, but it'd be quite a feat. How am I openly bisexual here on the forums, but a closeted bisexual in real life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Where you put your bits is a worldwide issue plaguing bisexuals and manufacturers of packaging for drill bits. Will we one day be able to harness the power the sun to provide sunlight? mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Yep. When pigs fly:D I wonder, will we ever get flying cars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Yes, but it involves a match and gasoline. Would eating kerosene be detrimental to one's health, or would it empower you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 The first one, by quite a bit. How much of the stuff at Engrish.com can be easily understood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 省錢又方便 ??? If the train was travelling at 1000 miles an hour, would it be hard to do number 2s? mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Probably not, if you're buckled in. What's harder, becoming a doctor, or becoming The Doctor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Probably not, if you're buckled in. What's harder, becoming a doctor, or becoming The Doctor? I dunno...one travels the vortex in the other creates them(in bank accounts) Whats harder, colouring in a zebra or deflating the backside of a baboon? astro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Colouring in a zebra. How big is the TARDIS on the inside? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 As big as the blank bits on a million zebras which need coloring in Why is it that Shaolin monks arent as tough as Shaolin monkeys? mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Monkeys fling poop and monks don't. How would you respond to a child wearing a hoodie that said on it "I EAT YOUR SKIN"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Response: Cover my genitalia. How far would a dwarf be able to throw a skin eating child? mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 About a foot; the child ate his 8===D Why do children eat skin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Because of bad translations. If I started a bacon worshipping religion, would you join? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Not only join, I'd be a zealot! Why does the Doctor always look different? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Because he's NOT THE SAME DOCTOR!!!! Why do people hate tanks so much....I rather like them:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Because they're war machines, and most people don't like war. What is that red stuff coming out of your ear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 The Crimson Tide What is the main thing impeding a studious horse from his course, of course? mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Bad poetry. Does that really make any sense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Yes, no? If dogs wear sweaters, do they pee on them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Nope, they hold it in, and they eventually explode into tiny bits. WHy is the world round? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Because ovals don't orbit as well. What is The Ultimate Question if the Answer is 42? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 The Ultimate Question is how many eyes do you have? Why is Washington's white horse white? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Incident with paint mixer. How anachronistic is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Not really anachronistic at all, because you said it at the appropropriate time. What ever happened to the Nazis plans of recruiting those gifted in magic and mathematics to create a super race of Mathemagicians? mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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