Alkonium Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 It failed due to them not finding enough recruits. Are Caesar chips a good idea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Yes, as long as they're a sister company to Lays. Why do unbreakable plates break so easily, but don't brake at all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Because they have no motor. If the Lemon Pie Puppet is in love with his socks with teeth, are you made of beef? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Nope, I'm A STEAK! What are tanks capable of fighting, but there is no bacon involved? WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT!!???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Meat and artillery don't mix well. Does meat and aerospace mix well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Meat mixes vey well with aerospace, for its us meatbags that chiefly practise it on this earth. Do timelords lose eyebrows and self consciousness about hairstyles as they get older? mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Yep, haven't you noticed how stupid many of them look after many trips?! Why are timelord's haircuts so stupid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 The vortex is very windy! When will squirrels develop the ability to utilise nanotechnology for acorn retrieval purposes? mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 They will utilize that technology after we've nuked eachother into a state of greenness or death...there you go:D Why is the sky blue? Why can't it be a tougher color...like GRAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 It is, when it's really cloudy. Does pooping in someone's aquarium qualify as irony? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Nope, but it does count as vandalism though:D Do airplanes float? If they don't, why don't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Yes, they do. On water. Why must exams get in the way of Winter-een-mas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 BECAUSE THAT'S WHY THEY WERE MADE!!!! I wonder why I think Exams are a ton of fun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 You're insane. What is the capital of Assyria? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 What is the capital of Assyria? I don't know that! *gets flung to his death ^Sound familiar? XD That's my answer, too. What is the word? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 There are a lot of them. What are the odds of getting Matt Smith to change his last name to Elevennant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are approximately 3720 to 1. When will we be able to use the amazing technlology know as "computers" to type stuff and look on "the internet'....? mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 We won't. What ingredients constitute a perfect omelet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 SALT! and erm......and and.....PAPRIKA!!! YEAH! and pepper. What is your name...your quest....and your favorite color... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Sir Galahad, I seek the Holy Grail, blue, no, red, no (flung to his death) Is their anyway to get a headcrab off someone without killing them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Treat the crabs, allowing you to concentrate better on the head Why isnt my beardcrafting skill recognised in World of Beardcraft? Have I installed it wrong? mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Yes. Do I fear the wrath of whatever gods there are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 You should fear the gods of every religion ever made. They're all real, and you've angered all but one. How obviously was that sarcastic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Not to those obliviously unaware of obliviously's definition When will I succeed at a perfectly symmetrical set of Star Trek style sideburns? mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Never, if you look anything like your avatar. How hard would it be to get my sideburns to match the Tenth Doctor's sideburns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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