NEWS FLASH!!!!

[Vikinor]

I apologize to anyone I offended!

 

 

But not really...

[Samnmax221]

I apologize to anyone I offended!

Thats no way to be.

[SeaTurtle]

I saw a competition yesterday to win a trip to Paris for a fashion makeover or something. The question was:

 

Where would you find Paris?

 

a. Germany

b. Spain

c. Prison

 

That amused me.

[Fealiks]

Where would you find Paris?

 

a. Germany

b. Spain

c. Prison

 

Rofl

[Fender]

And sex tapes.

 

In which she gets an F for effort. Come on girl, show some expression!

[Joshi]

Hard to show expression when half the weight of your head is made up of botox.

[Fealiks]

Must have been disappointing for her boyfriend, she seemed more in love with the camera. And she "didn't want it to go public". Pshhffft

[Samnmax221]

Hard to show expression when half the weight of your head is made up of botox.

YOU STFU, SHES A TALENTED YOUNG WOMAN AND SHES FAMOUS AND YOUR NOT SO GTFO AND GO DIE YOU ANGRY FAT INTERNET JERK LIAR BUTT HEAD!!1

[Joshi]

YOU STFU, SHES A TALENTED YOUNG WOMAN AND SHES FAMOUS AND YOUR NOT SO GTFO AND GO DIE YOU ANGRY FAT INTERNET JERK LIAR BUTT HEAD!!1

 

So... which one are you?

[Sabretooth]

 

So... which one are you?

 

I believe what I see, and I believe the man on the far right has his ass in the front.

[Samnmax221]

 

So... which one are you?

I'm behind the one on the right.

[Fealiks]

Man on the right? That's not a man... is it..?

 

The man on the left has strategically positioned himself in a way that will make him look thin by contrast. I like it.

 

Edit:

I doubt Paris Hilton will be able to work out what "PRAYIN 4 U" means. It would be a better gesture if they made signs people could understand. Pfft. BTW, PARIS! IM SUPAWTIN U ALL DA WAY GRL! U GONA MAKE IT OUTA JAYLE! IM GONA BAYLE U OUT GRL!

 

Edit 2:

Look at the expression on the man's face... you know why he's there... he doesn't care about saving people, he just wants some Hilton ass ...upper thigh? bone..?