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Ok, but first I will have to eliminate the old ones.

 

*places bounties on all Aresen members. Contacts bounty hunters and sends them off to capture all members and exterminate them*

 

Hmm.

 

 

*laughs sadistically while rubbing his hands together as if washing them without water or soap*

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I sometimes miss the toilet.

 

 

I know, I know... not really the same... you are probably not really trying to hit your friends.

 

But if you really are:

 

Take more time aiming... and exhale just before you pull the trigger...

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Hey, mannnn... I'm like, a child of nature,.. y'know?

 

I don't obey your uptight, button-down, conformist rules, you fascist square!

 

When the urge hits me, I go with it right then and there, dude! If it feels good, it is good!

 

If the fly be up when it happens, well then it's like, you know... groovy.

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Well... that only holds true when I bother to wear pants... which isn't often. :dozey:

 

These frilly little sun dresses are sooooo much more comfortable!

 

Wheeeee!!!!

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Only where it counts, baby!!!! And I KNOW that's where you are lookin'! :naughty:

 

OK... I'm venturing into Ray's territory here... I'll stop now.

 

:joy:

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Hey! You started it!

 

This thread, that is...

What exactly did you think was going to happen to it?

 

At least there has been no mention of panties or milk... yet. :dozey:

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