Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 So I was early for class this morning and I managed to fall asleep in my truck. So anyways, when I woke up hours later (after all my classes) my pants were undone and my gas tank was almost empty and I have no idea why. Somebody please make sense of this for me kthx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Clearly, and without doubt, someone had undone your pants and somebody, if not the same person, also took your gas. For further investigation -- what kind of truck is your truck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 your gas was actually a horny gay tentacle monster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 2, 2007 Author Share Posted November 2, 2007 A pickup truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 ahahaha cheez *pokes your belly button* colour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 2, 2007 Author Share Posted November 2, 2007 THE COLOR OF A THOUSAND RAINBOWS COMPRESSED INTO A BEAM OF SUNSHINE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 I like the supermodel theory jmac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 CRAZY JAYMO THAT IS MY FAVOURITE COULEUR OF ALL TIMES HOWEVER I KNOW WHAT HAPPENT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 2, 2007 Author Share Posted November 2, 2007 yeh this is the same color it's a newer model though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 With a truck of this kind, I think you have been sleep raped by some sexey girl students. Plenty of them. You know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 2, 2007 Author Share Posted November 2, 2007 Sounds good to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd_Annhilator Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 sounds like you've had your tank siphoned and you've been raped. man. sucks to be you EDIT: Unless she was hot. if it was a she. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 I also think they then took the gas to drive to their girl student house in, err, Knoxville, Tennessee and come back later, err, and naked. Or to pick up a group of azn dick girls at the airport in, err, Houston, Texas. Have they returned already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 JMac, if that really happened, call the police or something. This thread doesn't seem to be going anywhere substantial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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