Hey hey hey hey hey.

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

So I was early for class this morning and I managed to fall asleep in my truck. So anyways, when I woke up hours later (after all my classes) my pants were undone and my gas tank was almost empty and I have no idea why. Somebody please make sense of this for me kthx.

[Ray Jones]

Clearly, and without doubt, someone had undone your pants and somebody, if not the same person, also took your gas. For further investigation -- what kind of truck is your truck?

[KingCheez]

your gas was actually a horny gay tentacle monster?

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

A pickup truck.

[Ray Jones]

ahahaha cheez *pokes your belly button*

 

 

colour?

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

THE COLOR OF A THOUSAND RAINBOWS COMPRESSED INTO A BEAM OF SUNSHINE

[Jeff]

I like the supermodel theory jmac.

[Ray Jones]

CRAZY JAYMO THAT IS MY FAVOURITE COULEUR OF ALL TIMES HOWEVER I KNOW WHAT HAPPENT

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

yeh this is the same color it's a newer model though

 

[Ray Jones]

With a truck of this kind, I think you have been sleep raped by some sexey girl students. Plenty of them. You know.

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

Sounds good to me.

[Nerd_Annhilator]

sounds like you've had your tank siphoned and you've been raped.

 

 

man. sucks to be you

 

EDIT: Unless she was hot. if it was a she.

[Ray Jones]

I also think they then took the gas to drive to their girl student house in, err, Knoxville, Tennessee and come back later, err, and naked. Or to pick up a group of azn dick girls at the airport in, err, Houston, Texas. Have they returned already?

[IG-64]

JMac, if that really happened, call the police or something.

 

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