Black Knight of Keno Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 There once was a 24 season where Jack Bauer died. Chuck Norris saw the preview and roundhouse kicked the season to the next millenia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinny Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Chuck Norris was trained by Bruce Lee, Bruce Lee was trained by a time traveling Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tk102 Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Try this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Kryptonite is Superman's weakness. Chuck Norris laughs at Superman for having such a weakness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadYorick Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 When Chuck Norris does pushups he doesn't push himself up he pushes the world down When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood he doesn't ask for a syringe he asks for a handgun and a bucket Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. Look at this. This is my favorite Family Guy skit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb_6hzXBbec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
narfblat Posted February 6, 2008 Share Posted February 6, 2008 Kryptonite is Superman's weakness. Chuck Norris laughs at Superman for having such a weakness. Chuck Norris's weakness is the absence of plate glass windows to roundhouse kick people through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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