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Looks Chinese to me. Lots of bull**** like this pervades the world, and shops with pirated stuff.

 

I've seen Midtown Madness 3 for PC, Office 2008 for Vista and Windows Vista Extreme Edition, to name a few.

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Why they're the greatest games ever developed in human history...

 

Right, they're monstrosities that even the dumbest parents could probably avoid.

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Phoenix Games Ahead of it's Time

 

With a small elite team of 6 people specializing in licensing, marketing and publishing of value priced games, development and manufacturing are bundled through outsourcing and collaboration. This approach suppresses our fixed costs and enables a revolutionary low price strategy.

 

We boast the shortest time required from development to product release in the industry. Ordinarily the average development period for a game is 18 months, whereas Phoenix need a mere 3-5 months. With integrated standards in production and packaging it is now possible to realize low costs through stabilization of variable costs and suppression of fixed costs. In the case of fixed costs we are suppressing development costs per product unit by maximizing the sales volume through a low cost strategy and also both diminishing advertising and promotional costs and maximizing operating profits by securing a dependable fan base through an identifying packaging of a series.

 

i lol'd

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I get the feeling I know how they have such a short development cycle.

 

1) Throw dart at dart board with various names of fairy tales on it.

2) Trace artwork.

3) Copy new art files over old art files.

4) ?????

5) PROFIT!

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