The Seeker Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 I wonder what would happen if Kyle Katarn and Chuck Norris would do battle The universe would explode and the two combatants would continue fighting until the emptiness that was left exploded too. Afterward, they'd go have sex with the last two supermodels left in the universe who they spared from destruction just for that very moment. From them a race of perfect beings would recreate the universe and all men would be ruggedly handsome with impressive facial hair and live in constant fear of the day their fathers battled again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Monance Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Palpatine built The Death Star because he couldn't get Kyle to work for him. ^ This is awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamqd Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Kyle sports a beard because, he's so good looking, when women see his true appearance, they die of lust overload Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Women always pretend they're sleeping with Chuck Norris whenever they have sex, but Kyle Katarn doesn't mind 'cause he's doing the same thing. *Flees* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamqd Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 I'm sure theres a women out there who dreams about Baron Von Sexy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Skywalker Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 When Kyle Katarn kills somebody with his saber, it's actually the enemy that ran onto the saber with fear and knowing he was going to die anyway, saved Kyle the trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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