Totenkopf Posted April 19, 2009 Posted April 19, 2009 (You got that one backwards. You need to come up with an excuse why you HAVE to give me all that stuff. ) I would, but that chainsaw is now mine, like everything else you owned. Kill that jury when no one is watching......but w/o a chainsaw.
Darth Avlectus Posted April 19, 2009 Posted April 19, 2009 (Excuse: you still get it anyway because after I got killed by the cops (again), you decided it was in your best interest to be sure all the junk had a good home--lest crackheads start copulating with it. When I wake up outside the hospital 8 hours later, well, I'm gonna be pissed because I've been jacked.) Dammit! >_< Ehh...nevermind. I'll just run to 'apartment 3C', I don't think anybody will mind. Give a brotha a dollar! Support N.W.P. like on jay and silent bob strike back, cracka jack!
Totenkopf Posted April 19, 2009 Posted April 19, 2009 Sorry, only have a nickle. Take a trip to the other side of the world.
CommanderQ Posted April 19, 2009 Posted April 19, 2009 No, I'm too busy on this side. Go tell the President that he needs a mustache, or else.
Darth Avlectus Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 But then he would look like the coffee guy and last I checked Juan Valdez wouldn't be too happy about someone plagiarizing his looks. HELP! My septic tank has a bomb in it!
Totenkopf Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 I warned you not to eat that burrito and besides, I don't have a death wish. Shop till you drop.
Darth Avlectus Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 No. I'm not gay. Well, that one lead singer of that hair band looked kind of good when I was drunk, but that's besides the point. The point is, no, I'm broke and no store really looks all that appealing...'cept maybe the adult romantic novelties. Dammit, make that infernal parrot of your quit telling me stuff like: Eat S*** and die! F*** off! Go F*** yourself!
CommanderQ Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 I don't like being cussed at....it makes me angry...you don't like me when I'm angry...grrrrrrrrrrr GO TICK ME OFF!!
Darth Avlectus Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 Nah, if you don't like cussing your parrot should do a pretty good job of that for me anyway...BTW they do repeat everything their owner says and teaches them. Somebody, shine my shoe, motha ****ah!
CommanderQ Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 No. Be a help to the economy and do it yourself, I have to go save the world... Jump off that cliff.
Darth Avlectus Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 You call that a cliff? That's a fat stripper's grand canyon. Already been there and done that. ("I like big butts and I can not lie!") It's time to give the cow an artificial insemination. It's your turn again because Gunther is sick...again.
CommanderQ Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 Sorry, already had my near-death-experience today taking over Joe's position at the Bull thingy...I'm fine, no more scary animals. Go 'Toro' some Bull.
Darth Avlectus Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 I've already got my hands full with the elephants. Go ask Julie. Don't get drunk.
Totenkopf Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 Too late. Quit using steroids before you end up looking like Carrot top.
CommanderQ Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 BAH! I don't want to look like a carrot top! I wanna look like Arnold Schwarzeneggar! Remember to comb your mustache every day.
Darth Avlectus Posted April 23, 2009 Posted April 23, 2009 My mustache is just fine with its great vengeance and furious anger. WTF you talkin' bout? Fluff up like a turkey.
Totenkopf Posted April 23, 2009 Posted April 23, 2009 Can't, allergic to turkeys. Steal the King Tiger tank in CommanderQ's sig.
kipperthefrog Posted April 23, 2009 Posted April 23, 2009 My dog farted in the tank so it smells too bad in there! Go read Consolation of Pholosophy!
CommanderQ Posted April 23, 2009 Posted April 23, 2009 No, thank you, I don't enjoy their Chinese Prisons...neither do they, but I'm still not going. Go jump on an airplane bound for the Eiffel Tower. Where my King Tiger awaits...
Totenkopf Posted April 23, 2009 Posted April 23, 2009 Naw, kipper's dog farted in your tank. Drive your tank to Paris and declare yourself the new President of France.
CommanderQ Posted April 23, 2009 Posted April 23, 2009 Nah, I did that yesterday:D Go put an air-freshener in my King Tiger.
Totenkopf Posted April 23, 2009 Posted April 23, 2009 I can't, the dog's fart is too toxic. Give France back to the French (or the Germans if you're feeling really arbitrary).
CommanderQ Posted April 23, 2009 Posted April 23, 2009 Ummmmm, no. I'm having too much fun being an oppressor:D Try to stop my reign of terror:D
Totenkopf Posted April 23, 2009 Posted April 23, 2009 Nah, I'm skimming a hefty percentage of the booty. Conquer another country.
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