CommanderQ Posted April 23, 2009 Posted April 23, 2009 Grrrr....I suddenly hate this game....no, I won't conquer anyone. Least not right now, maybe five minutes from now...but not right now.... Go send some political aid to the country I'm going to invade.....oooh...ryhme:D
Darth Avlectus Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 Nah, I'm too busy keelhauling this poor schmuck I caught selling my golf balls he jacked from me during a game of Gilmore Golf. Go and purple nurple the band ICP.
CommanderQ Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 No, I'd rather not, it appears that my schedule has something better to do. Go dance on the White House Lawn, screaming profanities.
Totenkopf Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 Naw, MOVEON.ORG is already doing that and they're just wierdos. Go find Lassie, Timmy is stuck in the well......again.
CommanderQ Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 No. Timmmmmehhh. Go grab lassie, your stuck in the well.
Darth Avlectus Posted April 28, 2009 Posted April 28, 2009 Wha? Naw, I'm too busy feeding my face and admiring my fat ass in the mirror like the chief on Big Money Hustlas. Go fetch me a purple toy from the San Andreas police dept., Maurice Chavez just dissed my family and is going to find out what a beating is all about.
Totenkopf Posted April 28, 2009 Posted April 28, 2009 Couldn't find one, is red ok? Kill moose, natasha. Squirrel too.
Darth Avlectus Posted April 28, 2009 Posted April 28, 2009 Sure--does it have gold commie studs on it? All the better. ---------- Who are those people? "You don't kill people you don't know, that's a rule." --Mr Davenport on Dumb and Dumber...shortly before dying Go perform Laser surgery on your left nipple.
Totenkopf Posted April 28, 2009 Posted April 28, 2009 I can't. You're using it to perform laser surgery on your left nut. Stop drinking all that radioactive waste.
Darth Avlectus Posted April 28, 2009 Posted April 28, 2009 Ohohooooo. I'll have to think of something as a comeback for that one, midget. Uhh, I drank it all, why do you think my nads are growing all these wierd cysts. Put your arms down, you're attracting the flies.
Totenkopf Posted April 28, 2009 Posted April 28, 2009 I ain't attracting the flies, it's dat mutated bastard in the corner covered in manure. Die already.
Darth Avlectus Posted April 28, 2009 Posted April 28, 2009 I cannot be killed. (Assumes the Juyo stance) Go get in a boxing match with a cactus.
CommanderQ Posted April 28, 2009 Posted April 28, 2009 I'd rather not, had my share of prickles in my Jabbing hand....grrr:D Go get in a boxing with a Kangaroo.
Totenkopf Posted April 28, 2009 Posted April 28, 2009 Can't afford the ticket to Oz. Swim with the fishes.
CommanderQ Posted April 28, 2009 Posted April 28, 2009 No, I've got better things to do. Go 'Ice' the target.
Totenkopf Posted April 28, 2009 Posted April 28, 2009 Can't, the barrel of my weapon is too hot. Buy your mom a pair of concrete galoshes (sp?).
CommanderQ Posted April 28, 2009 Posted April 28, 2009 Ummmm...no, do I need to tell you why? Buy your Mom a fluffy toy.
Totenkopf Posted April 28, 2009 Posted April 28, 2009 I can't, b/c your mom owns all of them and is too selfish to put any of them up for sale. Go clean your tank.
CommanderQ Posted April 28, 2009 Posted April 28, 2009 Grrr...I'd like to, but then this game wouldn't be fun.....no, I won't clean my tank, my gas mask is currently out-of-order. Clean my tank.
Totenkopf Posted April 28, 2009 Posted April 28, 2009 I don't have a gas mask either. Keep kipperthefrog's dog out of your tank.
Darth Avlectus Posted April 29, 2009 Posted April 29, 2009 No, besides I like watching that dog try to mount and dry-hump everything, including your leg. Dammit, grow taller. Right now.
Totenkopf Posted April 29, 2009 Posted April 29, 2009 Naw, it's easier to just shoot off your knee caps and bring you down to size. Go look for some ice to burn.
Alkonium Posted May 3, 2009 Posted May 3, 2009 All it does is melt. Use the word stoichiochemetry (not a real word) in an intelligent conversation.
Darth Avlectus Posted May 5, 2009 Posted May 5, 2009 Nah, why use that when you can just use UUUUUURG!? Get the door, douche nozzle.
Totenkopf Posted May 5, 2009 Posted May 5, 2009 Naw, I'm busy but you shouldn't talk to your mom that way, it's just wrong. Go pound rocks.
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