Darth InSidious Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 You're too tall. Shrink more. >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giant Graffiti Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Are you as confused as I am? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted August 18, 2008 Author Share Posted August 18, 2008 No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 That's completely preposterous that I would be too tall. I am simply the appropriate size in the Y range for my pretentious coat-lobbying skills and station in the gondola of life. Now, sir, I think it is YOU who oppress me and drive me into outrage and psychotic wrath, given your constant botherments and afflictions you assign me with your insistence on the immutability of substances and essences! I suggest that YOU provide reasonable conduct of self and reject the notion that you have a PHD and are doctorated more than the rest of us who have not achieved such a high level of education due to your and the rest of your ilk charging amazing high prices for textbooks, and changing them EVERY SINGLE SEMESTER. I daresay you are a cad and not a gentleman darathy and I propose you return to your antagonistic government house to live out your days in wretched villainy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigundr Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 That's completely preposterous that I would be too tall. I am simply the appropriate size in the Y range for my pretentious coat-lobbying skills and station in the gondola of life. Now, sir, I think it is YOU who oppress me and drive me into outrage and psychotic wrath, given your constant botherments and afflictions you assign me with your insistence on the immutability of substances and essences! I suggest that YOU provide reasonable conduct of self and reject the notion that you have a PHD and are doctorated more than the rest of us who have not achieved such a high level of education due to your and the rest of your ilk charging amazing high prices for textbooks, and changing them EVERY SINGLE SEMESTER. I daresay you are a cad and not a gentleman darathy and I propose you return to your antagonistic government house to live out your days in wretched villainy! Damn, you just put Nathaniel Hawthorne to shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted August 18, 2008 Author Share Posted August 18, 2008 That's completely preposterous that I would be too tall. I am simply the appropriate size in the Y range for my pretentious coat-lobbying skills and station in the gondola of life. That is a statement grossly inaccurate. Size Y range-types were shown to be reliant on false predications of genetic variance by Dr. Klausenheimewitz over thirty years ago. Furthermore, life is a royal barque, not a gondola! Now, sir, I think it is YOU who oppress me and drive me into outrage and psychotic wrath, given your constant botherments and afflictions you assign me with your insistence on the immutability of substances and essences! My insistence is simply a restatement of Thomistic truth! I suggest that YOU provide reasonable conduct of self and reject the notion that you have a PHD and are doctorated more than the rest of us who have not achieved such a high level of education due to your and the rest of your ilk charging amazing high prices for textbooks, and changing them EVERY SINGLE SEMESTER. Sir, how else may an academic earn a living wage? I daresay you are a cad and not a gentleman darathy and I propose you return to your antagonistic government house to live out your days in wretched villainy! And I say that you are a dandy and a clown, sir, devoid of academic interest and trifling with such ideas as take your fancy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giant Graffiti Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 No. It'll wear off in a few hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderWiggin Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 You're too tall. Shrink more. >.> And you're too short, Darathy. Grow more _EW_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted August 18, 2008 Author Share Posted August 18, 2008 It'll wear off in a few hours. An unproven assumption. And you're too short, Darathy. Grow more _EW_ False opposition, sir, reliant on hypacto-indultoritive consumitation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giant Graffiti Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 An unproven assumption. It did happen to everyone else. So it should happen to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alliespixie Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 hmmm i like being average in height Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted August 19, 2008 Author Share Posted August 19, 2008 It did happen to everyone else. So it should happen to you. Not to Anthony Eden, it didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Sir, how else may an academic earn a living wage?whore yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alliespixie Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 i dont think anyone would take that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giant Graffiti Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 Not to Anthony Eden, it didn't. prove it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted August 19, 2008 Author Share Posted August 19, 2008 whore yourself Then you have to pay a cut to the Vice-Chancellor. : / i dont think anyone would take that And just how do you know that, hmm? prove it He's been dead for about 30 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alliespixie Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 hmmm...would you be like broke back mt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderWiggin Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 False opposition, sir, reliant on hypacto-indultoritive consumitation. And yet, so true _EW_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giant Graffiti Posted August 19, 2008 Share Posted August 19, 2008 He's been dead for about 30 years. Exactly, it wore off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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