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Millenium Falcon

Somewhere in space

 

Han Solo and Luke Skywalker sat quietly in the cockpit of the Millenium Falcon. Little did they know that they were being watched. Three blue ghosts of the Jedi, Yoda, Obi-Wan, and Anakin, stood quietly watching Luke and Han.

 

Anakin spoke first, "You know, I used to have a friend like Han. Always getting me into trouble, heheh."

 

Obi-Wan turned to face Anakin, "Oh, you did, did you!? What else were you hiding from me!"

 

Anakin's face turned red, "Master, I didn't mean to be disrespectful of you and the council. I just happened to have a lot of friends."

 

This made Obi-Wan angrier. "Not disrespect me?! You had a girlfriend for years and you didn't even invite me to the wedding!"

 

Anakin sighed, "Master, you know very well that if everyone knew I had a wife, I'd have to leave the council!"

 

Obi-Wan sighed as well, "Well, why did you have a girlfriend, then?"

 

Anakin shrugged. Obi-Wan sighed once more, "Had I known you'd have kids like Luke and Leia, we probably would've made an exception."

 

Anakin frowned, "Master, how would you be able to tell that I'd have kids, I didn't even know 'till I chopped off Luke's hand!"

 

Obi-Wan chuckled, "Fine father figure you are!"

 

Yoda laughed aloud, "It seems, that I'm the only one enjoying being dead and in the afterlife, hoo hoo hoo. Never stop arguing you do."

 

Yoda then took a packet of cheese munchies out of his cloak and started to eat and laugh.

 

 

 

 

Luke and Han sat quietly, not saying anything to each other. Han smiled and looked at Luke and spoke up first," Well, this is fun, just like the old days, eh, Luke."

 

Luke smiled back, "Yeah, this is fun, we're being chased by Boba Fett and we're on the run from Coruscant authorities. Yep, old times."

 

Han frowned, "Ah, come on Luke, you gotta have a little fun like this."

 

Luke chuckled, "Yep, I haven't had so much fun since my hand got cut off."

 

Han shook his head and brought the ship out of lightspeed. "Well, here we are, Tatooine."

 

The ship cruised slowly into Mos Eisley space port and landed softly on the sand. The Falcon's ramp lowered and Luke and Han walked out to the customs post. A man in a light blue shirt and pants walked up to them.

 

"Hello, and welcome to Mos Eisley space port! I hope you enjoy your stay."

The man was always smiling, then again, he was a tourist guide.

 

"Does your ship need refueling, sir?"

 

Han nodded, "Let me see how much the fuel is."

 

The man handed Han a small wooden board.Han's face showed shock, "The gas prices are through the roof! 5 credits a gallon! What's coming to the world!"

 

Luke nudged Han, "Maybe you should ask Leia to petition a new fuel like..."

Han elbowed Luke, "Stop being so smart, Luke! First milk over alcohol, now the force over fuel!"

 

Han handed the board back to the man, "Well, just fill 'er up, okay."

 

The man smiled, "Sure thing, oh by the way, do you know a man in green Mandalorian armor."

 

Han gasped, "Yeah, why?"

 

The man started walking away, "Oh, there's some guy in green armor at the Cantina who keeps saying he's going to catch Han Solo."

 

Han and Luke looked at each other and gasped aloud. They then walked back to the Falcon, slowly and carefully. Suddenly, a ship flew over head and Han and Luke looked up. A semi-small ship stood hovering in the air.

 

"Hey Han, what type of ship is that?"

 

Han looked closer, "A Fire-spray assault craft, why?"

 

Luke pointed at the ship's side, it said Slave 1.

 

Han gasped again and grabbed Luke's shoulder, "To the Cantina!"

 

Luke tried his best to walk\drag with Han.

 

Suddenly, the Slave 1's loudspeakers crackled to life.

 

"Hiya Solo!"

 

Just like old times.

 

 

Part 6 upcoming...

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Part 6

 

Tatooine

Mos Eisley Spaceport

 

Han and Luke started running as fast they could toward the cantina. Slave 1 was hot on their tails, preparing a devastating barrage of proton torpedoes.

 

"Going somewhere, Solo?! You think you can escape Boba Fett!" Blared Slave 1's loudspeakers.

 

Han stopped running and looked at the incoming ship.

 

"You know, you really need a better catch phrase. I mean, "Going somewhere, Solo" is completely out of style by way of phrases!"

 

Luke grabbed Han's arm, 'Don't do it, Han. I told you not to talk to him on Coruscant. Three words, take...my...advice."

 

Boba spoke again, "Okay, then, how's this! Bu-Bye, SOLO!"

 

Han turned around and started walking away,"Nah, I'm not getting the annoying feeling that comes with bad phrases."

 

"You sure, I'm getting one." Whispered Luke.

 

A missile broke out of its socket and rocketed toward Han and Luke. Han pushed Luke into a small alcove near the cantina and quickly jumped after him. The missile lost its target and began searching for another one. And seeing that Slave 1 was the only ship airbourne at the time, it reacquired a target. The missile changed direction.

 

"No, no! What's it doing!" Shouted Boba.

 

The missile collided with Boba's engines. The ship lost power and fell to the ground in a bunch of smoke. Luke and Han stood quickly and began running toward the cantina, reaching it without problem. Suddenly, the smoke filled canopy of what was Slave 1 flew into the air and Boba Fett stepped out.

 

"First, you throw me into a Sarlacc and now you blow up my ship,"Boba began to laugh hysterically, "You're in for it, Solo."

 

Boba then made a personal note in his mind, Hey! I just got a catch-phrase!

 

End of Part 6

 

Part 7 is soon to come...

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Part 7

 

Mos Eisley

The Cantina

 

 

Han and Luke rushed inside the cantina and jumped into a small and dark corner booth. Everyone in the cantina tracked Luke and Han as they ran.

Han took a breath, "You know, I think that's the last of Boba Fett we'll ever see!"

 

Luke shook his head, "Don't count on it."

 

Han frowned, "Kid, you're so negative."

 

Luke rolled his eyes, "Not negative, Han, realistic. You just made fun of Boba Fett for his lack of creativity. He's going to live long enough to kill you, or at least make you hurt. A LOT."

 

Han chuckled, "His Lack of Creativity, heh, come on, trust me."

 

Suddenly the cantina door blew open, and clearly angry Boba Fett walked through the door.

 

Luke looked at Han, "Han, let me tell you something."

 

"Yeah?"

 

"You're an idiot."

 

Han sighed, "Well, when did you figure that out?"

 

Boba Fett walked slowly from the door to the center of the cantina, his armor smoking from the crash.

 

"Solo, I know you're there, Solo!" Boba said very intensely.

 

He then lost complete composure and eased up.

 

"Ah, come on, this is stupid, I don' know if Solos here."

 

Boba sat down on a nearby chair and began to talk to himself.

 

"I mean, Solo, where are you, sounds cheesy!"

 

Han looked from the corner booth at Boba.

 

Han shook his head, "Poor guy, he has horrible self-esteem. This was my fault."

 

Han looked convicted, but Luke eyes went a wide in fear, " Han, don't go over there and cheer him up. Remember my advice....take...my...advice."

 

Han began to stand up and Luke looked away, he looked straight at the other guy in their booth. The other recipeient was elder guy, with a dark black cloak and hood that covered his face.

 

Luke gasped, 'I'm sorry was this your booth?"

 

Han was walking towards Boba.

 

The old man coughed, "It was, but seeing your situation, you can stay."

 

Han was getting closer to Boba.

 

Luke sighed, "Thanks, I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name."

Luke offered his hand to shake.

 

Han was right up on Boba.

 

The old man took Luke's hand and shook, "People 'round here call me Rev."

 

Luke furled his brow, "Rev. What's that short for?"

 

The old man chuckled, "Revan."

 

Luke's eyes went wide, and not from the sudden shriek of Han being chased around the room.

 

Han shouted at Luke, "Kid, Fett's crazy! I need some help over here!"

 

The two men chased eachother comically around in circles. Luke was still traumatized by what he had discovered. He looked closer at the old man's face. There was no face. There was a black mask.

 

Suddenly, Boba used his wrist launcher to tie up Han's legs, tripping Han.

 

"Finally Solo, I have you where I want you!" Boba held up his wrist launcher and flipped the switch to his flamethrower. "Bu-Bye, Solo!"

 

He pressed the flame button. No flames appeared. Boba clicked it again and again and again. Boba then took off his wrist launcher and threw it on the ground.

 

"Darn Budget Cuts!!!!!"

 

Han's eye's were closed, preparing for the flaming inferno, but no inferno came. Luke ran over to Han and used the force to undo the ropes. Han opened his eyes and saw the situation.

 

"Where did you buy those launchers, Fett."

 

"Off Aratech.com."

 

"Aratech! You just got ripped off! Next time try Gbay, they have some good ones for cheap."

 

Boba looked up, "Oh"

 

Luke nudged Han, "Don't, don't do it."

 

Luke was too late, Han had began naming multiple internet companies that sold good and cheap weapons. And Boba was listening.

 

After Han finished speaking, Boba put his hand in his holster and produced a small block like weapon.

 

Well, thanks Solo, for your advice, but I'm afraid I won't need a flamethrower now."

 

Han eyed the gun Boba had, "What's that?"

 

Boba laughed, "It's a portable carbon freezer, Solo!!!"

 

Luke's face showed fear, but Han just looked at Luke.

 

"Luke, I can't believe how many things are portable these days!"

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Boba Fett laughed and cocked the weapon.

 

"Guess what, Solo, I got this one off Gbay!!! AH HA AHAHA!"

 

Han didn't see that very funny, though.

 

"Well, Fett, I could've bought it cheaper on Bob's list!!"

 

This caught Fett off guard.

 

"Solo! Are you suggesting that I've been ripped off! That Boba Fett was ripped off!!! Nobody rips off Boba Fett!!"

 

Luke used the temporary distraction to take a few quiet steps away.

 

"Well, Fett, can you beat that! You've been ripped off, you could've paid half-price if you looked at the INSTRUCTIONS!"

 

Fett growled back, "Oh yeah! Well, read this punky monkey!"

 

Boba pulled the trigger and Han tried his best to avoid the molten carbonite, however, he didn't move fast enough. The carbonite molded around his foot. And he clunked over to Luke's position as Boba reloaded.

 

'Did you see that! He just carbonated my foot!"

 

"Carbonized, Han, it's carbonized, gotta' remember your grammar."

 

"Oh, shut up, he's reloading, I can still walk, so let's get outta here!"

 

Luke and Han ran out of the cantina and on to the street and Boba walked after them. Boba then stopped outside of the cantina and watched.

 

Han ran fast at first and then slower, and slower, and slower, and then Han's breathing was labored and he couldn't run anymore.

 

"Hey Luke, I'm not sure I...." he looked at Fett, "Never mind."

 

Boba walked over to Han. He walked slowly beside Han as he clunked around.

 

"So, Solo, are you going to let me kill you now?" Boba said jokingly.

 

Han looked at him with defiance in his eyes.

 

"Catch me if you can."

 

Han began clunking...a tiny bit faster. Boba grabbed his shoulder and Han couldn't move anymore.

 

"Okay, I caught ya."

 

Han grumbled, then suddenly, the old man named Rev walked outside the Cantina.

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Part 9

 

 

Fett held his blaster next to Han's head.

 

"So, any last words, Solo??"

 

Han rolled his eyes," Can you please stop using my name like that, it doesn't bode well for my reputation."

 

Boba smiled, "Heh, there will be no reputation quickly."

 

Boba put his finger on the trigger, right on time to hear a small tap on his jetpack. The old man Rev had tapped something on Boba's jetpack, something important.

 

Boba shot through the air.

 

"AAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!" He shouted, then Han watched Boba fly through the air, landing at an unknown location.

 

Han, surprised by this, looked fearfully at the old man, and smiled, cautiosly.

 

Rev, taking the oppurtunity provided, said, "Boo."

 

Han freaked out and tried to run, but the carbonite on his foot prevented that, and he face planted in the middle of Mos Eisley. The old man walked away whistling something.

 

Luke walked over, chuckling, "Well, you're a big hero, aren't you. Got scared by an "Old Fossil."

 

Han sighed and tried to get up, but slipped and fell on the ground. He tried again, an again, and again, and again. But he just couldn't get back up.

 

"Luke, help me out."

 

"You didn't take my advice."

 

"Yeah, I didn't, don't get cocky."

 

"ME! COCKY! BAH!"

 

Luke continued yelling about how he wouldn't get cocky, while Han looked at a small alley next to the Cantina. Something began a slow clunking out.

 

Boba Fett.

 

"AGGHH!!!" Shouted Han, "WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO KILL THIS GUY!! OH FOR THE LOVE OF..."

 

Coming, for a moment, out of his own little world, Luke said, "Watch your language, Han."

 

Han lost it and fell on the ground again, weeping pathetically.

 

"I think I know why the old days are the "old days." Said Han.

 

Boba slowly walked out of the alley.

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