Totenkopf Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Well, if Darth Insidious is correct, I'd have to have D333 deported back to Canada. What if GTA really were Johnny Brennan in person? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Then I'd be fat and curse like a sailor--and be responsible for managing the Jerky Boys as well being known and remembered as the chief who epically beat down officer Harry Cox for discourteous entry while wearing a "stupid effing hat". What if Totenkopf was really Mick Foley--errm, Cactus 'Sack'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Foley gave campaign donations to Barack Obama. [51] I'd kill myself. What if Wrestling were real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 The universe would turn inside out from the sheer shock of it happening. What if I were standing behind you right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 You'd have slipped into the abyss I just got finished staring down into before turning around and facing the opposite direction. What if cats and dogs could fly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Birds would go extinct. What if man could fly without the assistance of machinery? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Then he would be either a freak of nature, superman, or god. What if crap could fly without the aid of monkeys? (Oooh, Oooh, there goes a brown bomber right now!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 The monkeys would be out of work (blasted economy!) What if flying monkeys swarmed your house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Then thereby assuming the doodie sitch is still in effect, they would be a lot like diddy kong. mischief. What if Toni Cippriatti didn't succeed and mob lord Leone was still stuck in the clink by the time GTA3 came around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Then the game would suck and you would have to change your name. What if you could turn invisible at will? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Then I'd be the "master of diguise.' What if King Kong took a leak on your house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 It would be as bad if godzilla took a dump on your house. What if Rangiku Matsumoto from Bleach were your mother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Then I'd be pimping her ass off like crazy. ( Yeeaaah, that's right buddy. 50 dolla to make you holla. Hey yo, watch out for the sword man, she might stick that where you don't want yo. What if Maj. Motoko Kunsanagi from Ghost in the Shell was your sister? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 I'd have the excuse I needed to smite her so you can't get any form her. >:^} What if you were Tom Anderson and your house just got 'pruned'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 I would avenge it, by pruning the person who did it. *Prune Prune* What if Chuck Norris went back in time and challenged himself to a duel of epic proportions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 The universe would explode. What if Chuck Norris decided that CQ was his worst enemy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Then we would be evenly matched:D Well, maybe not, only if he shaved the beard:D What if Te Mirdala Mand'alor was a dung farmer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 You mean he isn't? What if Chuck and Bob dueled at the dawn of time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 We wouldn't exist. What if Bob decided that he hated your face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 He'd probably give me an unbearable punishment....he'd make me look like you. What if Bob AND Chuck hated you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 I'd turn them against each other with my mir'sheb remarks. What if Bob insulted your mother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Then Chuck would insult yours. What if Bob and Chuck decided to leave the universe to it's own devices? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Nothing would happen. What if Bob and chuck had never existed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 *emergency broadcast* This is all just an illusion *end* What if you were a horse's arse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 I'd kick you repeatedly. What if you were turned into a wild burro? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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