Achilles Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 You heard it here first folks. Aboriginal actor and language teacher Richard Green says, "People are going to see Nicole playing it ["it" being a didgeridoo; a aboriginal horn] and think it's all right. It bastardises our culture. I will guarantee she has no more children. It is not meant to be played by women as it will make them barren." And Alan Madden, a cultural officer at Sydney's Metropolitan Local Aboriginal Land Council, adds: "I presume she doesn't know, otherwise she wouldn't be playing it." Emphasis mine. Reports have indicated that Kidman will now travel to some other country which still has a native culture in order to seek out a similarly sacred musical instrument which she hopes will restore her fertility. Experts have advised her husband, country music star, Keith Urban to avoid copulating with her until the curse has been lifted as a precaution. Everyone please include Nicole Kidman's ovaries in your prayers tonight. Thanks! EDIT: oh, btw link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_man Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Jeez...Why didn't she listen to aboriginal dude? C'mon, be smart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 I purchase a didgeridoo and a bullroarer in 1990 as souvenirs of my trip to the land down under. The bullroarer I’ve allowed anyone that asked a chance to use, but the didgeridoo as remained hung on my wall. I believe it is time to get it off the wall and allow two of my cousins a chance to play it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tk102 Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Truly a topic worthy of the Senate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 You heard it here first folks. Emphasis mine. Reports have indicated that Kidman will now travel to some other country which still has a native culture in order to seek out a similarly sacred musical instrument which she hopes will restore her fertility. Experts have advised her husband, country music star, Keith Urban to avoid copulating with her until the curse has been lifted as a precaution. Everyone please include Nicole Kidman's ovaries in your prayers tonight. Thanks! EDIT: oh, btw link Hmm, never heard of this... I know what a didgeridoo is, in fact I've played one, I even owned one at a point in time... Never really got good, but I've never knew they had "restrictions" on playing it... Funny thing is, the person who taught me to play it was a woman... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achilles Posted December 18, 2008 Author Share Posted December 18, 2008 Truly a topic worthy of the Senate.*sniffs the air for sarcasm* Yeah, at some point we'll circle back around and broach the subject of cultural superstitions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Yeah, at some point we'll circle back around and broach the subject of cultural superstitions. What are you saying this is all a superstition? After I had my cousin blow on the didgeridoo last night, I told her she could stop borrowing money from me to fill her prescription. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 *sniffs the air for sarcasm* Yeah, at some point we'll circle back around and broach the subject of cultural superstitions. Then drift over to debating evolution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achilles Posted December 19, 2008 Author Share Posted December 19, 2008 What are you saying this is all a superstition?Crazy, huh? Then drift over to debating evolution.That depends on whether m@rs makes an appearance or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Nah... I'm not going to bring it up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderWiggin Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Nah... I'm not going to bring it up... Thank fossil record! I hope you appreciate my humor, Achilles _EW_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achilles Posted December 20, 2008 Author Share Posted December 20, 2008 Thank fossil record! I hope you appreciate my humor, Achilles _EW_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoxStar Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Nicole Kidman is Australian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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