Totenkopf Posted May 11, 2009 Posted May 11, 2009 "My monkey will fling a wall of doodie on you that.....hey, him you stupid monkey, not me...aiieeeeeee." GTA.
Darth Avlectus Posted May 11, 2009 Posted May 11, 2009 Of all the things I've lost...what happened to my memory? --fake ozzy
Totenkopf Posted May 11, 2009 Posted May 11, 2009 "I took it and keep it with your "junk" you addled moron." --fake ozzy's wife
Darth Avlectus Posted May 12, 2009 Posted May 12, 2009 "Daddy, whew's my caddy with my oddly shaped lipstick?" Fake Kelly Osbourne
Darth Avlectus Posted May 13, 2009 Posted May 13, 2009 Is it in their nature to make us wait this long...to go to the bathroom? Obi-John to Qui-Gon Jim in booty wars: The phantom Butt-Face EPISODE nun.
Darth Avlectus Posted May 13, 2009 Posted May 13, 2009 "I'll smoke ya!" --Game Force guy in Rebo, NV... (Before I pwnd his ass in Smackdown! Shut Your Mouth)
CommanderQ Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 Luke:I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU!!!!! Darth Vader: If you do, you can get as many intoxicants as you want... Luke: Ummm.....so.....you want me to join you? -Luke and Vader in Cloud City, deleted scene, Luke had been going cold turkey for 3 days, and he got so mad that his hand jumped off....
Darth Avlectus Posted May 16, 2009 Posted May 16, 2009 Luke's hand get's broken. Oww. You @$$hole. I'll never join you, now. Luke...I am...I am... some guy you never knew. You don't know me. You will never know me again after I use this device and flashie your memory away. <pulls out MIB memory eraser---FLASH> Luke and Vader @ cloud city. through the lens of mad magazine or something like it.
Totenkopf Posted May 16, 2009 Posted May 16, 2009 "'Peace in our time', was a sheiskopf." Adolf Hitler to Goebbels after watching Chamberlain proclaim success at Munich.
Darth Avlectus Posted May 16, 2009 Posted May 16, 2009 "You little pre schoolers are dead, man. You made me spill this piss water all over my pants." "CUT! --I know you can't stand it that we had to substitute imitaiton beer for the real thing, buyt get over it or you don't get paid." Todd the gangster and producer/director Mike Judge outtake scene for "Tired" episode: Beavis and Butt-Head
Totenkopf Posted June 12, 2009 Posted June 12, 2009 I have not yet begun to tell the truth ('cause I don't know how). --Nancy Pelosi
Darth Avlectus Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 This is a tasty cow patty. --Samuel L Jackson as jules, pulp fiction outtakes
Totenkopf Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 ^^doesn't work b/c "D'oh!" is a famous quote or phrase popularized by The Simpsons. Try again.
Darth Avlectus Posted June 22, 2009 Posted June 22, 2009 ^^^not so famous phrase What's worse than a clichee? Some not very smart guy... --Some kettlehead
Darth Avlectus Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 "Although they are cute and cuddly...eh what the hell, do it anyway and see what happens." *turns to bnadgers and gets out large trap net* "Addadyedyebdyeb-baddadyebdydydyebdyeb." Earnest P Worrel portrayed by Greg Barounstroff, Barounstroff bros. remake of Earnest goes to camp. ============== Quote There ain't no Santy Claus! -Marx brothers ^^^*Looks it up* FAIL! I'm sorry my friend, but that is famous; this is the Not-so-famous Quotes and Phrases. :lol: Stepped in it again, n00b? -----------------------------
CommanderQ Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 A random day during WW2, in German Occupied France, the local Nazi Commander ordered all wine to be confiscated. Frenchmen: Gimme' wine, or gimme' death!!! Nazi Gaurd: Um....okay.*shoots the Frenchmen* *moral of this story, don't reason for liquor by threatening your own death*
Darth Avlectus Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 "YOU only exist out here because of ME! No because of your country clubs or you piece of S*** TV shows. If it wasn't for me, every wiseguy would take a piece--" Hey! What kind of ass did that guy have again they were gonna take a piece of? --Joe Pesci Outtakes of some mobster movie.
Totenkopf Posted June 26, 2009 Posted June 26, 2009 Romeo, Romeo....go soak your head you overheated perv. -Juliet
Darth Avlectus Posted July 1, 2009 Posted July 1, 2009 Do not despair Megaman, there is a bright future for--oh yeahm that feels so good. A little to the left...ah, that's the spot, Roll. --Dr. Light communicating with Megaman (rock) while getting a back rub by Roll (Rock's sister).
Totenkopf Posted July 6, 2009 Posted July 6, 2009 If you would have peace.....drop dead b/c there's no peace like that of the grave. --anonymous Roman historian
Darth Avlectus Posted July 7, 2009 Posted July 7, 2009 ^^^I like! "Yeah? Whadya want *me* to do,bumble-butt?!" One of the lines that never even made the outtakes. Officer Harry Cox--"Big Money Hustlas".
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