CommanderQ Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 "You know that guy who blew up the Death Star? Who? The geek with the bad haircut? Yeah I know him." -Random pilot to Wedge Antilles in a deleted scene of Episode V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 "Drop your pants! I said drop 'em." - Battle Droid to Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi , Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted March 16, 2009 Author Share Posted March 16, 2009 "The Needs of the Many, outweigh the needs of my poo" -Original Spock Death Scene, set in the Toilet of the USS Enterprise mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 We shall fight them on the beaches! We shall fight them in the fields! We shall fight them at Tea Time!! Well, maybe not.... -Winston Churchill's famous speech, before proofreading.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted March 18, 2009 Author Share Posted March 18, 2009 "POINDEXTERRRRRRRR!" -Capt Kirk, Original script of Star Trek II, before name change of main villain to 'Khan' mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Kirk: Beam me up, Scotty. Scotty: No. -Original Script of Star Trek, with original Scotty actor, who was later fired due to not following script. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 "The world will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll whisper, 'I just farted'" - Rorschach, Two and a Half Watchmen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 "GIVE ME LIBERTY!! OR GIVE ME TEA!!" -Patrick Henry's fateful first attempt at a speech, the English gladly sent him tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted March 27, 2009 Author Share Posted March 27, 2009 "GIVE ME LIBERTY AND LET ME PEE!" The Bladder to the Kidney, after a long night of drinking mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 "Four Score and Seven Years ago, our forefather's won some land in the New World in a game of dice...." -First Draft of Abe Lincoln's Gettysburg address, was burned shortly after Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted March 27, 2009 Author Share Posted March 27, 2009 "She must have hidden the plans in the mini bar...hic.... good work commander...hic.... I will deal with this myself....hic...." -Drunk Vader, Darth Vader's unreliable assistant. Cut after third draft of A New Hope. mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Tattoine, Tusken Raider Camp Shmi Skywalker: ANNIE!! Anakin: ARGH!! STOP CALLING ME THAT!!! *Swings lightsaber* -Original Dark Side script for Episode II: Attack of the Clones, written by George Lucas shortly before being locked in a room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted March 27, 2009 Author Share Posted March 27, 2009 ''General Kenobi...years ago you sliced up my father in the clone wars....'' -Holo Leia who knew the truth mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Luke: Is Darth Vader my father? Dying Yoda: Well? Tell you what, did he? Hmpf. Believe him not do you? HMPF. Fine Father-son relationship you have... Luke: Yoda!! He chopped off my hand! Yoda: It's imperative you understand...he's your father! He's yo father!!! *Breaks down into wrap song* -Original Death scene, George Lucas thought it would lighten the mood, someone burned the script shortly after reading Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 "The dark side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities, like the ability to kick some serious ass!" - Palpatine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Obi: "That's no moon." Luke: *busts out laughing* Of course not!! It doesn't have the other side!! Han: Idiot. C-3P0: Sometimes I just don't understand human behavior... Chewbacca: RROAAR!! {Trans: YOU'RE SO WEIRD, YOU FREAK! I'M GONNA RIP YOUR ARMS OFF!!} -Deleted scene, was considered to stupid to be even documented. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 "And then they made me their chef." - Jack Sparrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Sallah: What? You were named after the dog?! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Dr. Henry Jones Sr: As a matter of fact! He was! HAHAHAAH! Indiana Jones: I hate my name. -Original ending to The Last Crusade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted April 3, 2009 Author Share Posted April 3, 2009 "Sooooo.... you have a twin sister. Youre feelings have now betrayed her too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Im all robotic in the pants area y'know....." -Darth Vader. Deleted Dialogue. ROTJ:SE mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 "Yo....dis party is OVAAAHHHHHHHHHH" -Original Mace Windu dialogue, George Lucas wanted to convey some culture via a purple lightsaber.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted April 3, 2009 Author Share Posted April 3, 2009 "Thats it kiss her... mmmm... she's your sister, but Im not tellin you yet... mmmmm...." -Thoughts of a perverted young George Lucas when Leia smooches with Luke on Hoth base Medical Bay mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Han: When Luke gets back, I won't get in the way... Leia: No, it's not like that, he's my brother.... Han: *totally surprise and is thinking hard* Wait....that means....and the Hoth kiss.......EEEEHHHHH!!!! *Throws up and runs away* -The second script George Lucas wrote, trying to convey how someone would really react Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted April 5, 2009 Author Share Posted April 5, 2009 "As the new Grand Chancellor of The Republic, my first act will be to create a Grand Army of Hot Twilek College Girl Mudwrestlers, and make a holo-vid of them 'Going Wild' -Chancellor Palpatine. AOTC. Sealed Edition. mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 "As you can see...the Jedi attack has left me scarred and deformed.....but no matter! Plastic surgery will do the job!" -Emperor Palpatine's original Inaugaration of the Empire speech Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Amidala:" So this is how idiot-ocracy dies, with thunderous applause. " Butt-Head: Uhh sewage? That doesn't come out of the ground, it comes from, like toilets. Uh-huhuh. (continue it if you know the episode) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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