Totenkopf Posted April 19, 2009 Posted April 19, 2009 Bad idea---Chad Vader can't even manage a grocery store. Make everyone who wants higher taxes get hit with them first before spreading their pain to everyone else.
Darth Avlectus Posted April 19, 2009 Posted April 19, 2009 ^^^ Bad idea, because even if the dark side has cookies, some whiny little blond farm boy is going to botch the whole deal. ============================== Bad idea b/c you might be getting filmed on a security camera. (upside is that you can quit saying..."would you like fires w/that"). That's okay, throwing dead mice in the fryer is getting a little boring since Anderson never comes around anymore for "large fries, pie, and large coffee" like he used to before and after the foot doctor. ============================== Blowing the cookie monster's head off with an AK-47 and telling the kids that sesame street isn't real. Then shooting up with elmo, and smoking one with Kermt and Big Bird.
CommanderQ Posted April 19, 2009 Posted April 19, 2009 Bad idea. The Grouch would go over and use you like I'll get out. To invent a portal gun, supervised by a lady-like AI with ulterior motives.
Alkonium Posted April 19, 2009 Author Posted April 19, 2009 Bad idea, the cake is a lie. Hiding in a supply closet and yelling "SUPPLIES!" whenever someone opens the door.
Totenkopf Posted April 19, 2009 Posted April 19, 2009 Bad idea---someone may take one of the pencils and jab you in a sensitive spot (ears, eyes, crotch, wherever..). Being the only male towel boy in a female locker room used exclusively by hot cheerleaders.
CommanderQ Posted April 19, 2009 Posted April 19, 2009 Bad idea. The sound of annyoingness would make you go deaf...and you will live to regret it. A Pancake bomb...eh? Eh?
Darth Avlectus Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 Bad Idea: you forgot thumbtacks! (You need those if you're going to bomb a plastic factory!) Tea Bagging with tea bags.
CommanderQ Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 Good idea, once you finish making tea, you could use them to house weapons un-findable by radar!!! *It would take a Clone Commander to come up with that:D* A car that ran on air.
Darth Avlectus Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 Neutral: we already have those, they're pumps running on air and they use them all the time in japan, or so I'm told. EDIT: Hog tying beavis. Since Anderson's toolshed has been wanked to death (in the wake of his absence), beavis has started coming around mine.
Darth Avlectus Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 Everlast crotch guard firmly in place... Sooo....what's-- <PLAF! PLAF! PLAF!> DOES_HE_LOOK_LIKE_A_BITCH?! Driving an ice cream truck to Ethiopia, talkin' about "OOH! Free ice cream Sandwiches!"
CommanderQ Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 Bad idea, you may upset the local warlords, and would be attacked, and have all the ice cream sandwiches sold on the Black Market. Creating a regenerative machine capable of replenishing oil and water supplies.
Darth Avlectus Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 Good idea. Got one of those for sale? Putting my lips on an '81 Nova's exhaust pipe ans smokin' that freek!
Jedi_Man Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 Bad idea, my g-ma died from smoking. Rick Astly making a comeback.
Chevron 7 locke Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 Bad Idea! We don't want anymore of his songs to become rick-rolls. One is bad enough. Forcing CQ to listen to the Nyan Nyan song for ten days straight.
Alkonium Posted April 21, 2009 Author Posted April 21, 2009 Bad idea, for you at least. No matter who does it, he'd blame you, and kill you. Flipping off a celebrity.
CommanderQ Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 Neutral. I've seen it done before...results vary... Flipping off a world leader and then running across some nearby rooftops.
Darth Avlectus Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 ^^^ Varied results. Might get laughed at, might get shot at. At your own discretion. Pissing off "Tommy" on Good Fellas as a made man.
Totenkopf Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 Neutral. Depends on who you are. (Like a clown He amuses me.) Smoking a fatty while working at High Times magazine.
CommanderQ Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 Bad idea, you are bound to explode somehow, and you'll take out High Times Magazine with you. A Cigar that is able to power a city like Los Angeles for a week.
Totenkopf Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 Bad idea.....it's likely to be radioactive. A bomb that makes people want to stop fighting (sorry, nukes apparently don't seem to work there. Too many want to acquire those to kill more people than an "ordinary" one).
Alkonium Posted April 21, 2009 Author Posted April 21, 2009 Bad idea, look at what nukes do. Secular governments in every country.
CommanderQ Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 Bad idea. Secularity....would make the large Empires and corporations angry. A world Government, with an Emperor chosen for life....ahem...
Alkonium Posted April 21, 2009 Author Posted April 21, 2009 Bad idea. Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Black Mesa. (Secularity means no religion involved in government)
CommanderQ Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 (Yes, I know. That would make the large Empires and Corporations angry:D) Bad idea, don't you remember what happened last time we had Black Mesa? Aperture Science.
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