Terrify the Poster Below You!

[Darth Avlectus]

^^^Ok, you win...that is sooooooo creepy on just, soooooooo many levels...

 

(Why do I get the feeling Dr House is not amused?)

[Alkonium]

Gross.

 

[Darth Avlectus]

^^^Creep.

 

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[Alkonium]

Pure win.

 

Children wearing these:

[Darth Avlectus]

DANGER: DO NOT LOOK INTO DIRECT OR REFLECTED SUNLIGHT!

 

[Alkonium]

Bit odd.

 

Coming home to find every cooking-type appliance on and full of Lithium Polymer Batteries.

[Darth Avlectus]

I'd be happy because if they were fully charged I'd win, and if not--I have plenty of free throwing ammo.

 

BTW Bit odd? Samus' official stats by nintendo out of the armor is 6'3" 198 lbs. She's an amazon with cheetah like reflexes, what wouldn't be awesome about a boob-face with a woman like that (if she were real)?

 

[Alkonium]

That is some good makeup.

 

Getting accused of HAX by everyone else at a massive LAN party.

[Darth Avlectus]

I'd just be irritated at the nerve of everyone else to accuse me of that. And maybe summon a hailstorm of monitors at all those fools.

 

[Alkonium]

Isn't that just a Jack-O-Lantern?

 

Waking up to find yourself surrounded by Weeping Angels.

[Darth Avlectus]

Confusing...actually that would be rather irking if I woke up and suddenly found out I was God because I don't want that level of responsibility.

 

[Alkonium]

Gah!

 

(I meant the Weeping Angels from Doctor Who)

 

Discovering that all the shadows in your room are actually Vashta Nerada.

[Totenkopf]

Given that they strip you to your bones in milliseconds.....don't think you'd have enough time to be terrified.

 

Finding Quagmire humping your leg.....and you actually enjoy it.

[Alkonium]

How could I be scared if I was enjoying it?

 

Working at McDonald's, and being asked to make an Angus Burger with Bacon And Cheddar, with extra sauce, an extra couple Angus patties, and Crispy Chicken instead of a bun.

[Darth Avlectus]

I'd just give them an F-BOMB.

 

Learning you have missed your Jury Summons.

[HockeyGoalie35]

you made me do this!

 

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[Alkonium]

Just a meme.

 

The end results of these two experiments:

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[Darth Avlectus]

Not scary but actually interesting...I wonder if it would make either a riot between LA and Japan start, or stop an existing riot between them.

 

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*hears my jewish family members get pised off*

 

BTW It's CHAUNIKKAH you mother****ers!

 

 

[Alkonium]

Just some guy jumping into a mobile pool. Nothing scary about that.

 

Experiencing this firsthand:

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[Darth Avlectus]

Injurious which could scare people without proper precaution.

 

[Alkonium]

Terrifying.

 

Realising you've been taking those (fictional) sex change pills I mentioned in the Good Idea/Bad Idea Game instead of some pill you normally take. And it only works one way.

[Darth Avlectus]

That would be horrifying. I've read those 4chan doujins that pop up from time to time...that usually doesn't end very well. Even if nobody takes advantage of you, you'd still be too weird-ed out to live a normal life. At least I would be.

 

Nearly getting hit by an ambulance all of a sudden.

[Alkonium]

No more traumatic than getting hit by any other kind of automobile.

 

[Darth Avlectus]

DAAAAAH!

 

[Alkonium]

That's just sad.

 

Bleeding/urinating the wrong colour, such as blue, or green.