Darth Avlectus Posted October 9, 2010 Posted October 9, 2010 Curious... I thought my blood was orange and purple... Finding out your Identity has been stolen and you have an overdue balance of $43,000.
Alkonium Posted October 20, 2010 Author Posted October 20, 2010 Oh *****************************************************************************************************************************. How the *************************************************** did this **************************************************** happen? After vomiting, your vomit bursts into flame for no apparent reason.
Darth Avlectus Posted October 20, 2010 Posted October 20, 2010 That would be cool. (Quit visiting those paysites!) Finding out your best friend is having a heart attack.
Alkonium Posted October 20, 2010 Author Posted October 20, 2010 I'd be concerned, but considering that's how his dad died, I wouldn't be entirely surprised. Being cornered by the Weeping Angels, by which I mean the monsters from Doctor Who, not anything religious.
Darth Avlectus Posted October 20, 2010 Posted October 20, 2010 That's okay, I stole Flash Man's temporal displacement flasher. Realizing you have stumbled upon knowledge the US government didn't want you to know and would subject you to terrible things if they found out you knew.
Alkonium Posted November 19, 2010 Author Posted November 19, 2010 I'd panic, but then I'd figure out how to use it to my advantage. Finding out you're a Zerophiliac.
Darth Avlectus Posted November 23, 2010 Posted November 23, 2010 Scary at first... if one learned to cope then it might turn out okay...if not then one might commit suicide. (Ah yes, I've come to expect this type of blatant gender bender scenario from you. ) This being your roommate:
Alkonium Posted November 24, 2010 Author Posted November 24, 2010 I can be pretty weird myself. This thing chasing you:
Darth Avlectus Posted November 24, 2010 Posted November 24, 2010 Not so much scary as interesting. I'd run so it didn't kill me but as soon as I could I'd hunt it and shoot it down to study it. Then submit it to Enix as a monster idea for their next dragon warrior/quest installment.
Alkonium Posted November 26, 2010 Author Posted November 26, 2010 I'm not entirely sure what I'm looking at, but I guess it's unsettling. Every single one of your nightmares coming true at once.
HockeyGoalie35 Posted November 26, 2010 Posted November 26, 2010 that would really suck......although ive only had like 3 continuous nightmares the played over and over each night [youtube=hd]
Darth Avlectus Posted November 27, 2010 Posted November 27, 2010 ^^^HEY! I remember that! The reason it failed in America was because we beat them! Alkonium said: I'm not entirely sure what I'm looking at, but I guess it's unsettling. Cosmetic laser surgery on a back. Quote Every single one of your nightmares coming true at once. Not scary. Several nightmares of mine are merely flashbacks of bad things that really did happen. I suppose the remainder is hypothetical...if reality canceled out the impossible then I'd be dead or at least in agony begging to die. If not...I really don't know. Waking up on a couch with these guys on both sides in their usual smelly unbathed states and you had open wounds where they smeared god knows what.
HockeyGoalie35 Posted November 27, 2010 Posted November 27, 2010 meh id just go to the hospital http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m71m-LBqFQ
Darth Avlectus Posted December 1, 2010 Posted December 1, 2010 That isn't frightening...I just see some mansmeat tree named Alec Baldwin that I have an urge to cut into little pieces. *REVS CHAINSAW* Come to papa! Having Sweet Tooth from twisted metal coming after you with a white hot chainsaw of fire plasma and lightning with barbed wire.
RC-3556 Posted December 1, 2010 Posted December 1, 2010 I'm not scared. Ican't take clowns seirously. Your mother.
Darth Avlectus Posted December 3, 2010 Posted December 3, 2010 Is a mean hardass. Holding on for dear life to the underchasis of a monster truck.
Alkonium Posted December 6, 2010 Author Posted December 6, 2010 Exhilarating. Having to fight your doppelgänger to the death for your identity. (i.e. if he wins, you're dead and noone suspects a thing)
RC-3556 Posted December 6, 2010 Posted December 6, 2010 Easy, i can predict his every move and win. Playing silent hill 2 for 50 hours straight.
Darth Avlectus Posted December 6, 2010 Posted December 6, 2010 Not scary in and of itself though the bad posture might have some scary consequences down the road. This being Bayonetta 1.2-101:
Alkonium Posted December 8, 2010 Author Posted December 8, 2010 Awesome. Discovering Robot Santa from Futurama is real.
Darth Avlectus Posted December 10, 2010 Posted December 10, 2010 Does he come with that devil bot as well?! That would be awesome. *notices frosting like residue on the inside of my underpants--oh wai...!* Discovering you have not one but two huge brood swarms of yellow jackets in your house and no exterminator for at least2 hours and they're all pissed off and hungry NOW with *you* as the nearest meat source while they fight.
Darth Avlectus Posted December 14, 2010 Posted December 14, 2010 Not so much terrifying as it is aggravating after you stare at it for awhile.
Darth Avlectus Posted December 15, 2010 Posted December 15, 2010 Whoa...actually that could be rather terrifying. Wow. I wasn't ready for THAT one.
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