Hallucination Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Are you saying that you don't want to see Moore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Indubitably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Scary, neither of the two posts above by two of the biggest fellow jackasses I know on LF have any content on them after my rodent porn incident. I am... full of... EPIC win! Dunno why sugar bear got so bent outta shape for losing his quickie chickie--here's another one just like her: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 23, 2009 Author Share Posted November 23, 2009 If the clown was real, maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 ^took my advice from explain pic thread if this were your mom or cellmate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 As my mother, yes if only that I could not believe I came out of something like that...I'd expect something like that as a cellmate. However, while Brucie may have been big, buff, strong and fast Niko could still kick his ass. That thing doesn't really scare me. Enough with the prison jokes because we all know who Roman Polanski is gonna be paired up with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Put that head on the above body. Would serve Roman right. Waking up and finding you just married Hilary Clinton and she was horny as hell for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I can't believe you friggin' went there. Bad dreams all night now. Better yet: You wake up and find that you just married Nancy Pelosi, and not only is she very horny, she is a dominatrix from hell. And she looks at you and says to you: "Let's seeeeee where shall I insert this." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 That's yet another reason to keep a machete nearby in an obscure yet hidden-in-plain-sight location. Sorry, she failed. Since it's headed in that direction: Being stuck on Gilligan's Island with a very lonely Barney Frank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Not so scary. He's so friggin fat you might be able to convince the local cannibals to eat him first. Being stuck in a 6X6 cell w/same horny sob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Not so scary, just boot him in the face every time he tries to come near you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 ^^^^ Hmmmm....."The communist kiss of death.".....I've seen that before, FREAKY! But not scary, sorry. My turn! You wake up one morning, the sun is shining, the birds are chirping. And you turn on the TV, but before you is Obama smiling with his s**t eating grin; on every freakin' channel. He says: "Good morning comrades, today is the day of your lives. We shall celebrate today my permanent leadership of this poor captialist country, and I shall lead you out of your misery comrades. DAH! It is good nooo, you shall see. Oh....and comrades, be sure that you report to your local health center for inspection (cavity searches) and the peoples school for the beginning of your re-education. That is all for now comrades. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 ^Wouldn't scare me. I'd just stockpile ammo and wait it out. Waking up to find Joe Biden next to you. And he wants to talk about feelings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Hmmm... do you mean physically or verbal? If you mean verbal, than I would introduce him to Opera. The other, a baseball bat. Btw, could be shocking but not scary, sorry. Bill Clinton is now your Proctologist. And he carries with him very large cigars into his small, dark, cramp, waiting rooms for patients. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Might bother me...................if I were female. He'd likely only be taking on women as patients anyway, so I'd just get a new doctor. Finding out your chief advisor and negotiater was Jimmy Carter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Not scary. I'd just fire him...literally... Waking up realizing you have just taken over mantle of sexor of moms, and that the title included sexing up that redneck bag lady. Which you already have and are now infected with all the nasty afflicitons and whatnot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Damn......guess that'd make me you. *shudders* Finding out your best friend was about to detonate a car bomb outside your house if you moved out of his line of sight or tried to call for help. (actually, this game is a bit difficult b/c I don't think most of us are really coming up w/"terrifying" things so much as repugnant ones or things that makes us go..."meh, no biggie) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 That would freak me out at first but not scare me. Then I'd pull out my ultrabright laser and tell him if he valued his eyesight, he'll disable the detonator control. Finding out your best friend just got a sex change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 26, 2009 Author Share Posted November 26, 2009 I'm pretty accepting of stuff. Finding out you got a sex change while drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 ^I'd have it changed back. You are strapped into a torture chair, and forced to sit in on a lecture by Joe Biden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 That really would be torture, but not scary. I would just borrow GTA's "ultrabright laser" and give him unwanted cataract surgery. (actually, this game is a bit difficult b/c I don't think most of us are really coming up w/"terrifying" things so much as repugnant ones or things that makes us go..."meh, no biggie) (yeah your right, hell...I thought this would be easier than the joke game; but I think this starting to turn into a joke game as well....hmmm, irony.) You are a turkey or chicken about to be beheaded for Thanksgiving after they've plucked every feather off your a$$. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Meh.....if you're poultry.....you're too damn stupid to be that aware in the first place. Having to come up with something truly terrifying in this thread under pain of death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 I'm scared. Finding the Clinton's nude in your bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Shocking! But not scared. Hmmm, I'd take pictures to sell to the media too. There is no more Star Wars media, toys, etc. It has all been banned from this civilization forever. (Damnit! Now I just friggin' scared myself!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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