Kyr'am Galaar Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 A friend from another forum found this. DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW IN MY RUSTY CHEVROLET DOWN THE ROAD I GO SLIDING ALL THE WAY I NEED NEW PISTON RINGS I NEED SOME NEW SNOW TIRES MY CAR IS HELD TOGETHER BY A PIECE OF CHICKEN WIRE RUST AND SMOKE THE HEATER'S BROKE THE DOOR JUST BLEW AWAY I LIGHT A MATCH TO SEE THE DASH AND THEN I START TO PRAY THE FRAME IS BENT THE MUFFLER WENT THE RADIO IT'S OK OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE THIS RUSTY CHEVROLET I WENT TO THE IGA TO GET SOME CHRISTMAS CHEER I JUST PASSED UP MY LEFT FRONT TIRE AND ITS GETTING HARD TO STEER SKIDDING DOWN THE HIGHWAY RIGHT PAST THE NEGAUNEE COPS I HAD TO DRAG MY SWAMPERS TO GET THE CAR TO STOP RUST AND SMOKE THE HEATER'S BROKE THE DOOR JUST BLEW AWAY I LIGHT A MATCH TO SEE THE DASH AND THEN I START TO PRAY THE FRAME IS BENT THE MUFFLER WENT THE RADIO IT'S OK OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE THIS RUSTY CHEVROLET BOUNCING THROUGH THE SNOWDRIFTS IN A BIG BLUE CLOUD OF SMOKE PEOPLE LAUGH AS I DRIVE BY I WONDER WHAT'S THE JOKE I GOT TO GET TO SHOPKO TO PICK UP THE LAYAWAY CAUSE SANTA CLAUS IS COMING SOON IN HIS BIG OLD RUSTY SLEIGH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC #38 Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Hate To Break It To You, But It's A Real Song >.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 RUST AND SMOKE THE HEATER'S BROKE INTERNAL RHYME IS A CRIME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 INTERNAL RHYME IS A CRIME Hall...are you a poet and didn't know it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Hall...are you a poet and didn't know it? Nah, I'm a poet and I had to show it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Nah, I'm a poet and I had to show it. LOL! Well.....alrighty, as long as you don't outgrow it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Hate To Break It To You, But It's A Real Song >.< no i refuse to believe this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mav Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Are you supposed to scream this song, or the caps lock just there for show? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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